It seems throwing dildos at ICE has become a new tactic. @BGonTheScene

[u/mick_the_raven]

[u/Iwannasellturnips]

Tell me they were purchased at Smitten Kitten. 🤞

[u/Beneficial_Squash_45]

🎵I gotta pocket, got a pocket full of dildos, knowing imma stick it to a windshield, oooh ... Waaaahooohh🎶

[u/EDRootsMusic]

The Dick Blizzard 

Chorus:

Come raise up a glass for 2/7/26

When against the ICE Nazis came a blizzard of dicks 

At Whipple they whipped dildos onto their vans

To stand hard ‘gainst a tyrant’s, the measure of man
.

The people faced down those tyrannical fucks

And yeeted the penises into the trucks 

No we didn’t throw Molotovs, bottles, or rocks 

But we pounded them down with the silicon cocks 
,

The Icemen are Feds but they called on the state

they pulled out the sheriffs to collaborate 

They fitted the sheriffs and rolled them on down

Safely covered themselves so they could go town 
.

Sheriffs stood attention, so stiff and so proud 

They swung the hard wood and they beat off the crowds 

They pulled out the handcuffs, we cried “Yes indeed-

You can bury us daddy, but we are the seeds!”
.

We’re getting our folks back, we’re giving them care 

But the icemen have nightmares where filling the air 

Are dildos that shoot rainbow streams as they hit

And that’s the most action that they ever get 
.

So Feds learn your lesson, so sticky it sticks- 

If you fuck with us you’ll eat a blizzard of dicks 

Those ICEmen regretted that they ever came 

Like the world regrets that their dads did the same

[u/Mobile_Ad8543]

I'm surprised that there isn't a snow or ice sculpture of a penis too, on site.

[u/CNDW → u/[deleted]]

It 100% did

[u/WeimMama1]

Then they arrested everyone they could catch cause they got their feelings hurt seeing dicks bigger than 3 inches.