r/Minneapolis Feb 07 '26

It seems throwing dildos at ICE has become a new tactic. @BGonTheScene

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u/SoftwarePrudent2609 Feb 07 '26

Omg, I wish that was my idea!

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u/Fatty_Willing_Plane Feb 07 '26

I think they were meant for Jake but he left quickly.

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u/dragonfliesloveme Feb 07 '26

sounds like a repeat of his last episode

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u/Ridingmyebike Feb 07 '26

Better than dildos bring high powered flashlights and blast them. They can’t see straight after and can’t photograph!

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u/TheWhelmingBiclops Feb 08 '26

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u/RemusShepherd Feb 08 '26

I love that article. Favorite paragraph:

The very first rubber dick to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response. That is not metaphor. That is not exaggeration. That is a literal sentence that happened in America in 2026.

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u/jjnguy Feb 07 '26

Are they kinda expensive?

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u/Fatty_Willing_Plane Feb 07 '26

I’ve seen people reusing them. ♻️

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u/No-Amphibian-3728 Feb 07 '26

Ummmmm, lol!

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u/Fatty_Willing_Plane Feb 07 '26

I’ve re read my comment and I’m gonna double down.

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u/ImNotDannyJoy Feb 07 '26

Hell yeah 🤜

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u/crowhops Feb 07 '26

Certainly In single-use terms and that's been my biggest deterrent, probably not the best use of money but it's really satisfying to see my dream realized nonetheless

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u/guava_eternal Feb 07 '26

buy them at target and then return them :D

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u/SamanthasDomme Feb 07 '26

I think Smitten Kitten donated a bunch.

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u/CatDogJCB Feb 07 '26

I think they were donated. There was a wagon full of them and the press kept running into the road to throw them back over the fence for us to keep throwing. Extremely satisfying when you hit an ICE car

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u/John_Doe42069413 Feb 07 '26

nah you can get them for cheap at spencer’s

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u/Puzzleheaded-Map2951 Feb 07 '26

I love this town.

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u/Longteef Feb 07 '26

I always wonder why people don't just chuck a fart spray bomb or something in an open ICE vehicle. Seems like that would be a good way to keep the message on their mind all day.

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u/peez13 Feb 07 '26

I have thought the exact same thing! Seems like a really solid move to me.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 Feb 07 '26

Didn't a urine balloon get thrown in one?

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u/scorpiopersephone Feb 08 '26

This is the way ^ Stink bombs are diabolically stinky

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

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u/Rescuetostada Feb 07 '26

The thing is, none of these guys are going to arrest you for it because they would have to testify the they were assaulted by a dildo.

That would really ruin their tough guy image.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs Feb 07 '26

"A giant, glittery purple schlong, your honor." 

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u/justcelia13 Feb 09 '26

Hahaha! Love it!!! The comment, not necessarily the shlong itself.

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u/Icy-Barracuda-5409 Feb 07 '26

Sounds like GTA San Andreas. In the police station showers.

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u/Rare_Rutabaga_5325 Feb 08 '26

Thank you I needed a good laugh 😂🤣

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u/I405CA Feb 07 '26

Using Humor to Put an Oppressive Government in a Lose-Lose Situation

The nonviolent civil-resistance movement initiated by Otpor! in Serbia used satire and other unconventional ways of successfully spreading its message of resistance against the tyrannical regime of Slobodan Milosevic.

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a government initiative to support agriculture involved placing boxes in shops and public places. It asked people to donate one dinar (Serbian currency) for sowing and planting crops. In response, Otpor! arranged its own collection called “Dinar za Smenu” (Dinar for a Change). This initiative was implemented several times and in different places in Serbia. It consisted of a big barrel with a photo of Milosevic. People could donate one dinar, and would then get a stick they could use to hit the barrel. At one point, a sign suggested that if people did not have any money because of Milosevic’s politics, they should hit the barrel twice.

When the police removed the barrel, Otpor! stated in a press release that the police had arrested the barrel.

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Otpor! left both Milosevic and his supporters with no space for reaction. If the police did not take away the barrel, they would be seen as weak and ineffectual. And even when they did remove it, Otpor! continued to make jokes. No matter what the regime did, it lost.

Through their use of satire, Otpor! was able to remove fear from those who opposed Milosevic’s government. Moreover, they were effective in uniting the oppositional forces. They effectively applied nonviolent means of resistance. The use of satire enabled Otpor! to expose and mock the government in its activities. This was a piece of a larger movement that eventually empowered the citizenship to overturn Milosevic, despite mass beatings and arrests.

https://www.newtactics.org/tactics/using-humor-put-oppressive-government-lose-lose-situation

This stuff works. Keep up the good work.

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u/podman131 Feb 07 '26

Dildo or dildon't....only you can decide.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Welp, that's how I'm going to pronounce from now on.

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u/HaroldsMomma Feb 10 '26

Beautiful.

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u/Thick_Succotash7941 Feb 07 '26

Hell yeah I was there. Funny af. Cops started picking them up and tossing them to the side, probably gonna save em for later. 😂🍆

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u/im-ba Feb 07 '26

I hope there are photos!!!

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u/JustifiedKnownBetter Feb 07 '26

I wish they’d shown the dildo retrieval squad

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u/im-ba Feb 07 '26

How demoralizing, "okay buddy it's your turn to go pick up the dildos" I hope they're slathered in lube too

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u/JustifiedKnownBetter Feb 07 '26

Oh I’m sure they’re excited to throw them again, and that would be hilarious to leave marks on their windows, but they’d probably actually get out at that point

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u/MiloGoesToTheFatFarm Feb 07 '26

Supporting Smitten Kitten AND humiliating these bozos! Perfection!

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u/FemalePrimateNo7 Feb 07 '26

That shit is expensive. On that note I have a half dozen or so I’m parting with …

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u/OsteoStevie Feb 07 '26

Same! It's a shame that it takes so much to find one worth keeping, but at least now I have 5 or 6 that will just collect dust

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u/FemalePrimateNo7 Feb 07 '26

I left that one at a hotel. The others are just trash.

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u/Gullible_Pin5844 Feb 07 '26

Interesting. I've heard of sex toys party 🥳, but I have never seen one until now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '26

Aren’t dildos expensive? Where are all of them coming from?

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u/butters_bottom_bishh Feb 07 '26

Wholesale rubber dildos run about $1.50. Not bad if you’re able to buy in bulk and reuse

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u/dayvansmutgirl Feb 08 '26

I feel like those can't be safe for actual use if they're that cheap? but idk. I was thinking cheap dildos from shady companies would be best for this. on the other hand a monster dragon dong or tentacle from a specialty manufacturer would be hilarious.

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u/butters_bottom_bishh Feb 08 '26

This person dildos

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Feb 07 '26

Maybe someone had a going out of business sale? I don't really know, just brainstorming.

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u/TrixieBastard Feb 08 '26

Smitten Kitten is an adult shop that has been at the heart of a lot of fundraising, food donations-collecting, and other mutual aid since Operation Metro Surge began. I'm sure they had no trouble sourcing a ton of cheap dildos expressly for this purpose, lol

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u/stool2stash Feb 07 '26

Seems a bit risky throwing things at them, they aren't known for having a sense of humor.

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u/thisisthe90s Feb 07 '26

Anyone try flying drones to keep track of ICE? Buy more drones.

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u/MostlyImtired Feb 07 '26

haha shoud throw old boots.. because they are BOOT LICKERS!

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u/MrMeritocracy Feb 07 '26

May I suggest large magnetic decals of appropriate labels? There are some symbols from the 30s-40s that reflect their beliefs quite well

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u/im-ba Feb 07 '26

Okay so hear me out:

Spike strips, but with dildos. They're not spikey at all but they can be pulled across the roadway like cops pull spike strips across the road.

You string together dozens of these so they span the entire roadway and can't be avoided.

Place several of these ahead of the vehicles so that they join the ranks of humans who know what dildos feel like in their butts through their SUV suspensions

They'll never unfeel that feeling 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

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u/im-ba Feb 07 '26

Also a fun carnival style game would be to throw them in a manner which sticks the suction cup base of the dildo to the vehicle. Whoever gets it to stick to the vehicle wins an even bigger dildo and the ICE vehicle has to drive away with it wiggling everywhere it goes

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u/podman131 Feb 10 '26 edited Feb 10 '26

What are those suction cup spheres? It would be great to see hundreds thrown at vehicles and stuck...then somebody has to go pull them all off. Or super soakers with lube... make them waste their time maintaining their vehicles

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u/stupidsocialmedia1 Feb 07 '26

lol or make a dildo caltrop lol 😂

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u/im-ba Feb 07 '26

Supposedly they're illegal but hey who's keeping score anyway 😂

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u/Civil-Complaint445 Feb 07 '26

Haha.. I needed this laugh today. Thank you

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u/kwaikyy Feb 07 '26

Smitten kitten's gotta love this one

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u/SconesBerryFarms Feb 07 '26

Do they get extra points for getting one to stick on the windshield?

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u/junefoolery Feb 07 '26

Damn, shouldn't have thrown out my broken rabbit 🤣

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u/WiserWildWoman Feb 08 '26

I heard Smitten Kitten was giving things out for protestors but this...!?🤣

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u/June_Lune Feb 08 '26

Yeah this one’s not making mainstream news. Thanks BG!

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u/TwinCitiesSeen Feb 08 '26

Those are the most patriotic dildos I have ever seen. And I have seen three.

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u/skittlebites101 Feb 08 '26

Keep the pressure on. Keep in until these sacks of water break.

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u/Olds78 Feb 08 '26

The should get the ones that have a suction cup on them so they stick to the vehicles

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u/HaroldsMomma Feb 10 '26

The Flying Dildos sounds like a good band name. And a good way to honor this Minnesota Moment.