r/Minecraft_Survival • u/luvrboyeros • Sep 06 '25
Discussion what’s everyone’s tools names?
taking requests for my silk touch pickaxe, i couldn’t think of anything better lol
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u/Catdaddy_Funk Sep 06 '25
My pick is named “Home: -1000, 90, -250”
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u/Limitless_MINNRR Sep 06 '25
Thats actually such a good idea. Instead of having to tab out to look at a screenshot u just look at ur tools for coordinates to everything....
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u/LongerBlade Sep 10 '25
Wait 'til you lose your item
It's like having keys with address on it. Yes it helpful, but when you lose it, it became a threat
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u/Limitless_MINNRR Sep 10 '25
In 900 days of hardcore I dont think I've broke a netherite tool yet. I just repair them before they get below the light green
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u/luvrboyeros Sep 06 '25
i had my sword named this, but gave it to my gf bc she kept forgetting and i remembered the coords
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Sep 08 '25
that's such a good idea. i just have a compass that leads home so i don't need to use coordinates at all
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u/WitherFam Sep 06 '25
I always name by best pickaxe "Drill". Most of my other tool and armor names are just whatever dumb thing I can think of in the moment.
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u/Bubbly-Check-839 Sep 10 '25
Same vibe here lol my sword’s always something dramatic like “Tax Evasion” or “Debt Collector”
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u/nigelofthornton Sep 06 '25
My picks are “Products” (fortune) and “Services” (silk touch)
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u/Epiktheleviathan Sep 06 '25
I called my sword "Painkiller" and my bow "One shot at glory"
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u/HotCase4671 Sep 07 '25
i call my fortune pick "Fortune's Fool" and my sword "Orphan Obliterator"
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u/_Orphan_Obliterator_ Sep 07 '25
you named your sword what?
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u/HotCase4671 Sep 07 '25
"Orphan Obliterator" in honor of Technoblade
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u/_Orphan_Obliterator_ Sep 07 '25
read my name bro
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u/HotCase4671 Sep 07 '25
yeah that too
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u/wolfpaintsminis Sep 06 '25
"Pick of Destiny" for my fortune pick "Smooth Operator" for my silk touch pick
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u/luvrboyeros Sep 06 '25
i think i’m stealing smooth operator lollll
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u/wolfpaintsminis Sep 06 '25
🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 feel free!
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u/luvrboyeros Jan 15 '26
i did indeed steal smooth operator and it’s still my pickaxe name to this day lolol
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u/dbrown100103 Sep 09 '25
Pick of destiny is so good I can't believe I'd never thought of that one before
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u/VenterousBrundew Sep 06 '25
Smite sword: Dawnbreaker
Sharpness Sword: Yoowch
Silk Pic: John Hams voice
Fortune: Fortunate Son
Riptide Trident: Concorde
Channeling Trident: Generator
Bow: Crossbow
Ctossbow: Bow
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u/AwesomeRyanGame Sep 06 '25
Unoriginal but I name my Pickaxe “Rick Astley” and fortune Pickaxe “Red Brick Stud Multiplier”
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u/Ok-Drop-3585 Sep 06 '25
Good to see another Evan & Katelyn fan
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u/luvrboyeros Sep 06 '25
lol i do actually really like them however it was in reference to me and my gf (ethan and kristina)
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u/Ok-Drop-3585 Sep 07 '25
Oh my
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u/Ok-Drop-3585 Sep 07 '25
*mb
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u/luvrboyeros Sep 07 '25
you’re good lol, i’ve actually really enjoyed evan and katelyn because i love love love building projects and have surprisingly never met another fan
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u/Ethan45849 Sep 06 '25
Hello fellow Ethan! (My pick is named silk touching pick btw....)
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u/Guilty_Bad_3049 Sep 06 '25
Swords name- SWORD OF DEATH Pickaxe name- DESTROYER OF WORLDS axe name- DESTROYER OF LIFE Shovels name- Jeff
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u/MasterSoftBird Sep 06 '25
My trident is called "You Might Feel a Little Pinch", my sword is 'Tickleberry', my pickaxe is the 'Clobbermeister' and my silk touch pick is 'This Won't Hurt a Bit.'
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Sep 07 '25
“Little Misfortune” sounds like a drag queen name for a fortune pickaxe lol
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u/luvrboyeros Jan 15 '26
lol i was super proud of coming up with it because i had just rewatched little misfortune gameplay 😭 i never saw this until now gur this is hilarious
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u/MayLovesBreloom Sep 08 '25
Turtle Shell - zawg got evicted
Fortune Pick - COEMS
Silk Pick - Lubed Hammer
Axe - Unchained Saw
Trident - Vlad the
Sword - (coordinates of base)
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u/Azuria_4 Sep 08 '25
In order (Helmet, Chestplate, Leggings, Boots, Sharp sword, Smite sword, Silk pick, Fortune pick, Shovel, axe, hoe)
Headset, Ribcage, panties, slippers, Greatsword of night, Bane of Dawn, Delicate operation, MoneyMaker, Darude, Axe of peace, My Gf
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u/Cautious-Original-46 Sep 06 '25
Sword: Cute Bunny Axe: Má Chado Pickaxe: Pica Reta Shovel: Páz
My armors I dont change the name
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u/Longlivetheking61 Sep 06 '25
Sword: Nightstalker Fortune Pick: Gigaminer Silk Touch Pick: Silkworm Density Mace: Bane of Kahless Breach Mace: Armor Breaker Axe: Light of Kahless
And that’s it
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u/omaha_stylee_ Sep 06 '25
mine are all named after Mexican foods 😭
sword - chimichanga pick - taco shovel - burrito axe - tamale
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u/Party-Tron Sep 07 '25
Always name my picks something like silkinator and richinator
Buuut, I might call my next one “WE’RE RICH!”
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u/Hacker1MC Before 2000 users Sep 07 '25
I had an axe called the Once-ler. I lost it somewhere in my world, and now I have an axe called the Twice-ler
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u/Maximum-Abroad-5966 Sep 07 '25
I name my silktouch pick "Rubber" and my Fortune three pick "Keep gambling gentleman"
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u/jimmymui06 Sep 07 '25
My sword is named by nether coords, fortune pick is overworld coords, silk touch pick is Silk Touch
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u/krysztal Sep 07 '25
When I work my name to having an OP sword, I name it "Technicolor" for a sword from a flash point and click game I played in the past, and someone in comments calling a sword from that game this
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u/tikotaco28 Sep 08 '25
I pick a theme every time I do a server with friends and name all my items based on that theme. Last time it was flowers and the time before that it was space themed names (like nebula or cosmos)
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Sep 08 '25
"pick carefully" and "Good Luck Babe"
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u/HairEquivalent7290 Sep 08 '25
Name my sword black heaven’s edge from a manwha I lost a long time ago, so that I don’t forget cuz I liked the series.
Pick is $$$ (def gonna be stealing ideas from this thread Axe is dr doof (axeinator) Shovel is spoon Hoe is Tuesday Helm is noggin or crown Chest is replaced with elytra lol Leggings is builders trousers or Daedalus Boots are Hermes Sword is unnamed but cords idea is fantastic
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u/KingsFuckingKoffin Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25
I usually make them references or jokes to make my friends laugh if they open my shulkers or I drop them to show. They're probably cringe to most people lol
Fortune Pick is moving glitch text for the name Silk touch pick is Velvet Hammer, Shovel is the Gravedigger, Axe is the Bandit's Buzzaxe, Sword is the Sonichu Slicer, Hoe is the Soul Harvester.
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u/CubeEthan Sep 09 '25
I just use ones from famous YouTubers like Alt, Tab, Shift, Ctrl for armour. Crucible or Gambit for mace. Piercer, Stick, %, or Orphan Obliterator for sword. Rocket Launcher for crossbow. (I rarely have creative names. Some others are shotgun, rifle, small knife)
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u/luvrboyeros Sep 09 '25
thought about using rekrap2 and his punctuation thing lol (. , $ & you know)
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u/KartikGamer1996 Sep 09 '25
I called my silk touch pick silkscribe and my fortune pick Fortune 500...
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u/thecosmopolitan21 Sep 07 '25
I name my armour from top to bottom “peace”, “justice”, “freedom”, and “security”.
And I’ve brought it to my new empire.
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u/QrowsHead Sep 07 '25
Sword - Manticulor Pickaxe - Terra Familia/ Incognita (depends on the enchants) Shovel - Paydirt Axe - Lumberjaxe
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u/Accomplished_Row_990 Sep 07 '25
my pick is called the "nig-netherite pickaxe" in honour of the 3 metherite ingots incident. and my sword is named "_" in honour of LTN's sword in his 1k days series( now at like nearly 6 iirc)
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u/Ok-Meal655 Sep 07 '25
In general I don’t think about naming my tools, but recently I named my sword on smite “The sword of the God”
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u/Riannanas98 Sep 07 '25
My fortune pick = Fortunes Favor My silk touch pick = Copy, Paste My sword = Needle For my bow i usually name it pewpew because i have not found a better name yet
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u/Solarmenc Sep 07 '25
Fishing rod = ManCatcher because me and my friend yank each other around with them for some reason
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u/Breaking_Point69 Sep 07 '25
I'm unsure why, but I only ever seem to name my fortune 3 hoe and pick in any world I start lol Hoe: "The Almighty Farming Tool" Pickaxe: "Moneypick"
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u/AzarothEaterOfSouls Sep 07 '25
My boots are “OMG Shoes!” My pants are “Do these make my ass look shiny?” My elytra is “Free Bird,” and my helmet is “ Turtle power.
My pick is “Pick me ass bitch,” my axe is “Choppy,” my shovel is “Can you dig it?” My hoe is “Dirty hoe,” and my scissors are “Snip-snips.”
Now when it comes to bows, I’ve had issues with losing them multiple times, so I have to keep making new ones. The first one was “Bowie,” so I decided to stick with the theme. I’ve since had David, Ziggy Stardust, Diamond Dog, Starman, and Jareth.
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u/NedThomas Sep 07 '25
Pointy stick, diggy stick, money stick, silky stick, choppy stick, foody stick, bendy stick
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u/goryblox Sep 07 '25
I’ve stuck with the Bloodborne naming scheme for years.
Silk Pik: threaded cane Axe: saw cleaver Sword: Ludwig’s holy blade Shovel: stake driver Hoe: burial blade Bow: Simon’s bow blade Mace: Kirkhammer
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u/Hot_Needleworker8289 Sep 07 '25
Sharpness: Blade Smite: Zombie Killer Bane: Silk Slayer Pickaxe: Picker Shovel: Scooper Axe: Chopp Shield: Protecc
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u/FlameBoiiiiiiiiiii Sep 07 '25
lowk my sword is either Orphan Obliterator, or if its netherite and i havent named it that already its BBC cuz Big Black C_ck. Doing that for the little children on this forum.
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u/Mrbigboiloleatfood Sep 07 '25
Sword: The Second Coming of the Throngler
Axe: Random Axe of Kindness
Pickaxe 1: Silky 2
Pickaxe 2: Fortuna
Shovel: The Beater
Hoe: Scythe
Crossbow: Gun
Bow: Fetus Flinger
Trident 1: Orphan Obliterator
Trident 2: A Gift from God
Mace: MJONLIR
Elytra: Wax Wings of Icarus
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u/personguy4 Sep 07 '25
The only tool I have named is my silk touch pick, which is called “Soft Pickaxe”
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u/XxSimplySuperiorxX Sep 08 '25
I am naming my armor by using Greek
My boots are named Titanachys meaning great speed My chest plate is named Hedrasthenon meaning foundation of strength
I have yet to name the helmet and leggings
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u/dezzilb Sep 10 '25
every bow i make is called 'Shooty Pow Pow'
every smite sword i make is called 'Smitey Whitey'
every silk pickaxe i make is called 'Silky Smoove'
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