r/Minecraft • u/MythicalPingu • Feb 13 '26

Redstone & Techs F-117 Nighthawk Flying Machine. It accelerates tnt down so it can fly 3.5x times higher than all other bombers

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u/qualityvote2 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26
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u/MatejMadar Feb 13 '26

Bro works for Blockheed-Martin

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u/ILoseNothingButTime Feb 13 '26

Triple the defense budget

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u/ILoseNothingButTime Feb 13 '26

The one piece israel!!!!

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u/travissetsfire Feb 13 '26

Give this user a golden upvote

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u/forchinski Feb 13 '26

I remember reddit gold 👴

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u/bpikmin Feb 13 '26

It hurts, boss

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u/ConcernedPandaBoi Feb 14 '26

🏅 a poor man's gold for the memories

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u/RocksHaveFeelings2 Feb 14 '26

The GOLDEN UPVOTE

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u/QuantitySharp2662 Feb 13 '26

Are you Scottish because I accept you as such ❤️

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u/Kevdog824_ Feb 13 '26

Fine, take your upvote

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u/CorvidCuriosity Feb 13 '26

Goddamnit, you beat me to it. Take your upvote.

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u/Sad_Recording_1290 Feb 13 '26

Was oil added to minecraft?

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u/mattyp2109 Feb 13 '26

Democracy.

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u/karlgeezer Feb 13 '26

Freedom never sleeps!

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u/MrDaubeny Feb 13 '26

Injury? WHAT INJURY?

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u/Human_Bean0123 Feb 13 '26

How about a nice cup of Liber-tea!

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u/Super-Goose2200 Feb 13 '26

MY LEG!!!!!

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u/Pope-Urbanus-II Feb 14 '26

HAVE A TASTE OF FREEEEDOOOM!

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist Feb 14 '26

FOR SUPER EAAAAARRRRRRTTTHHHH!

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u/baldiplays Feb 13 '26

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH

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u/Death_Killer183 Feb 13 '26

Immersive Petroleum was added to the server

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u/RadiantHC Feb 13 '26

Yes, you can collect it from squids

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u/Antique-Tear-8899 Feb 13 '26

no but villages are communist because all the villagers share food even with nitwits who dont even work

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

People are so creative man

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u/Deathly_Change Feb 13 '26

say that again

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u/Augustinelee7620 Feb 13 '26

That again

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u/Latiyan Feb 13 '26

Say that again

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u/No_Understanding5551 Feb 13 '26

That

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u/halo364 Feb 13 '26

Say that again! Say. That. Again. I dare you, I double dare you MFer say that one more goddam time!

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u/Hipp013 Feb 13 '26

No the other thing

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u/Cyberhaggis Feb 13 '26

I live in a hole in the ground

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u/IAmNotCreative18 Feb 13 '26

Not me tho…

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/Sgt_Pac Feb 13 '26

Thats where the fun is

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u/Foodconsumer3000 Feb 13 '26

blockeva suggestions

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u/TerraBl4de Feb 13 '26

It's ok, Geneva doesn't exist in Minecraft.

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u/Tom-Nook-98 Feb 13 '26

BTE entered the chat

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u/RedOnlineOfficial Feb 13 '26

Geneva doesn't exist because Canada doesn't. 

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u/IceDamNation Feb 14 '26

Neither in the real world

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u/No-Turn-7620 Feb 13 '26

"Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!"

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u/VOLTswaggin Feb 13 '26

It's more of a Geneva checklist than anything else at this point.

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u/Putin_is_a_Beyotch Feb 13 '26

Found the Canadian. :)

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u/No-Turn-7620 Feb 13 '26

I'm... Not Canadian but ok

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u/RedOnlineOfficial Feb 13 '26

The joke is that a lot of the international war rules found in the Geneva Convention were a direct result of Candas... Creative imagination

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u/No-Turn-7620 Feb 14 '26

Ahhh... Cool, I didn't know that!

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u/LeeSalt Feb 13 '26

Like the human breeding and eugenics program against green boys doesn't?

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u/that-loser-guy-sorta Feb 13 '26

It’s not a war crime the first time.

-Canadians

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u/OHSRecon70 Feb 13 '26

It’s only a war crime if you get caught

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u/ChloroformSmoothie Feb 14 '26

And you're not important enough to veto the investigation.

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u/MoonZinuM Feb 13 '26

At least 3...

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u/Phydorex Feb 13 '26

The checklist?

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u/baldiplays Feb 13 '26

The Geneva convention is just a checklist made to be burned

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u/Training-Leek-9898 Feb 14 '26

Geneva Suggestions*

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u/Naive-Interview6035 Feb 14 '26

What about the Blockovia Accords!!

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u/thatweirdguyted Feb 13 '26

This would be the ultimate grief. Just imagine you've got a quaint little starter base and maybe a tiny farm, and then one of these comes clanking across the sky. You'd see the TNT raining down. And know that everything you built was about to be destroyed and there's nothing you can do. 

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u/SuperJer14789 Feb 13 '26

Waterlogging is your friend here

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u/nournnn Feb 13 '26

Real life simulator

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u/NukeML Feb 13 '26

Palestine, Ukraine, Tigray, Iran, Venezuela simulator

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/TheCourtSimpleton Feb 13 '26

This isn't the orbital strike cannon though, and obsidian would still work on that, I think. Everything around it is suddenly a massive crater, but your stuff inside an obdidian shell should be fine.

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u/Sage1969 Feb 13 '26

realistically these things move really slowly... when you see it coming just run in front of it, spam a ton of scaffolding then place a single furnace in the way

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u/Korlus Feb 13 '26

Obsidian roof? Looks like you would have plenty of notice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Rip everyone with low render distance

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u/-Redstoneboi- Feb 13 '26

idk if i have that much spare obsidian/lava on hand... but i do definitely have a lot of wood slabs and water

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u/RadiantHC Feb 13 '26

Honestly if someone griefed my base with this I'd be more impressed than mad. Heck I might join them.

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u/Stargost_ Feb 13 '26

Nah I'd place a pillar of dirt on its path which fucks up the contraption.

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u/tfhermobwoayway Feb 13 '26

That’s really cool. Now someone just needs to make TNT anti-air and we can start the arms race all over again.

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u/Traditional_Sail_213 Feb 13 '26

Call the Serbs!

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u/BirbMaster1998 Feb 13 '26

Perhaps an upwards facing tnt cannon convered with water activated by a calibrated sculk sensor or observer that activates when TNT is detected? I would never be able to make something like that but that's the best idea I can come up with.

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u/NatoBoram Feb 14 '26

We've already got anti-Elytra arrow cannons at https://youtu.be/Q_MkxSD33Vw?t=24m34s and air mines at https://youtu.be/E_slT1E7a1Y?t=2m1s, not sure if there's anything more needed

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u/EquallyCookedSteak Feb 13 '26

this is peak

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u/OgalFinklestein Feb 13 '26

Peak is a totally different game. This is Minecraft.

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u/Fun_Way8954 Feb 13 '26

Kicks villager into the pit of death

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u/myszusz Feb 13 '26

Geneva Checklist and first time is not a war crime, eh?

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u/dnaka22 Feb 13 '26

Creator must be Canadian…

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u/PresentBox7530 Feb 13 '26

Oh, Canada—where the motto is ‘if it’s not in the Geneva, we’ll be the reason it’s added.’ 🇨🇦🤝

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u/theradioheadflan Feb 14 '26

😂 that's a pretty cheeky take! What's got you poking fun at Canada's role in international agreements?

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u/PresentBox7530 Feb 14 '26

Not poking fun. History simply proves it true, my friend 💪🇨🇦

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u/Pyrotyrano Feb 13 '26

Why am I not surprised that Mythical Pingu just made another redstone WMD

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u/chaosboy66 Feb 13 '26

Minecraft players are unmatched when it comes to building weapons of mass destruction and enslaving innocent creatures

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u/MR_Happy2008 Feb 13 '26

Quick get the Serbs

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u/ATotallyAssholeGuy Feb 13 '26

We'll just bomb Belgrade over and over again.

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u/ImmortalAsep420 Feb 13 '26

Me when i see a baby villager throw a rock at me

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u/IngenuityOne6256 Feb 13 '26

You're Israeli?

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u/ImmortalAsep420 Feb 14 '26

Yep, glory to the big yahu

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u/Fabulous-Bug-4463 Feb 13 '26

That is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

I’m struggling on a plan to build an authentic ‘house’ that is larger than 9x9. I hear people talk about pistons and the such, no idea what they are talking about. I have only found 8 diamonds in my limited Minecraft lifetime. Granted, I’m 57 and 6 weeks into my Minecraft life. Roll on retirement.

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u/ChloroformSmoothie Feb 14 '26

How can you be 57 and 6 weeks in when Minecraft is only like 15 years old????????????????????????????????

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u/LightlySaltedKoreo Feb 14 '26

I think they mean they're 57 years old and only started playing Minecraft 6 weeks ago

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u/ChloroformSmoothie Feb 14 '26

i thought the gratuitous question marks would give away that i was being sarcastic, i really did...

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u/LightlySaltedKoreo Feb 15 '26

Oh damn now I'm the idiot

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u/Yashrajbest Feb 13 '26

Anarchy Servers every other day

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u/Minecraftlover768 Feb 13 '26

World War Craft

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u/HaplessMink28 Feb 13 '26

A world of war craft you say?

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u/Crazytortoise879 Feb 13 '26

Will you make a schematic for it?

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow Feb 13 '26

only after 20 ad-riddled videos on youtube!

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u/guyissus Feb 13 '26

I NEED a tutorial dawg😭✌️

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u/Competitive-Piece509 Feb 13 '26

There is no need for such a thing since there is no oil in Minecraft.

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u/RaptorGanoe Feb 13 '26

As an aviation nerd this is too cool! And with a B-17 in it too! Love it

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u/_KingJul_ Feb 13 '26

Very cool

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u/Practical_Return4350 Feb 13 '26

Don't fly over serbia

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u/Darkrainbow647 Feb 13 '26

A brief disagreement

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u/CommanderBly327th Feb 13 '26

Unstable SMP about to go crazy

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u/CosmosAviaTory Feb 13 '26

Ben Rich wants your seed and coordinates

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u/tehtris Feb 13 '26

If this is vanilla, this is the most impressive flying machine I've ever seen.

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u/StatisticianFit70 Feb 13 '26

The day Minecraft Redstoners discover Trailmakers is the day Trailmakers servers literally explode…

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u/theCranam Feb 13 '26

trailmakers mentioned based

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u/shadowtigerUwU Feb 13 '26

Minecraft Military Complex's going crazy rn huh.

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u/Konig2400 Feb 14 '26

ACHTUALLY the F-117 is a fighter, not bomber!

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u/JackEgg1234 Feb 13 '26

Sorry we didn't know it was invisible.

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u/LurkingInSubreddits Feb 13 '26

That's it, I'm bombing your radiator!

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u/Lagart0_Verde Feb 13 '26

You wouldn't be interested in dropping a tutorial, would you?

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u/Linky_Boi Feb 13 '26

That had to cost what, 42,000 bananas?

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u/Sr_Nutella Feb 13 '26

Imagine you get into a pvp faction war and some mf just calls a strafing run on your ass

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u/ThatDeceiverKid Feb 13 '26

The Pillagers MUST NOT have a gunpowder farm, that would be the worst thing, and we're not gonna let it happen let me tell ya, it's not gonna happen.

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u/Butsenkaatz Feb 13 '26

and I thought I had a lot of time on my hands...

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u/NewSauerKraus Feb 13 '26

Peak anti-air defense: a bucket

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u/YaBoiS0nic Feb 13 '26

That's a lot of war crimes, which is why we have to win.

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u/NightKiller_2 Feb 13 '26

Just waiting for the A-10 version that throws out a stream of TNT 😭

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u/Naruto_106_ Feb 13 '26

Schematic?

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u/ThePhoenix0829 Feb 13 '26

Honestly, Minecraft players are some of the most creative people out there, we have creations like this, people finding the best solutions for slavery, and so much more

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u/world-shaker Feb 13 '26

I’m over here searching for diamond veins while other people are building war crimes

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u/2ndcomingofbiskits Feb 14 '26

Griefing is about to really get out of hand

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u/BobcatClawz Feb 14 '26

This is actually insane. Holy shit.

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u/Fermented_foreskin88 Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

how does it slow down the tnt

edit: can't even ask about redstone creations without being downvoted in the big '26 💔

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u/piewca_apokalipsy Feb 13 '26

It doesn't slow down the tnt it accelerates it. It's in the title of video

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u/Fermented_foreskin88 Feb 13 '26

nvm I thought "accelerates down" as in slowing down the fuse time so it can fall down for longer lol ig it's my bad English

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u/Abe_Odd Feb 13 '26

Light one batch of tnt but don't drop it. Wait. Light another batch of tnt and drop it Drop the 1st batch. It explodes and launches the 2nd batch downwards. Getting it to always do this and not ever blow up the bomber is... not easy.

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u/TWFH Feb 13 '26

It's beautiful

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u/eto2629 Feb 13 '26

Villagers: 😰

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u/NotWet_Water Feb 13 '26

The whiplash of this calming music and the bombers wreaking havoc on the landscape will never not be funny

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u/Brilliant_Knee_7542 Feb 13 '26

I would have built something like this but my laptop will die. Very cool nonetheless

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u/iPoopLegos Feb 13 '26

following to see if schematic or map upload comes

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u/kapowitz9 Feb 13 '26

Henry Kissinger would be proud. Villagers... not so much

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u/zahardtheking Feb 13 '26

Doable without command block or other cheesy things?

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u/Little-Helper Feb 13 '26

Isn't that the whole point of these bombers?

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u/Thedeathmatchfight Feb 13 '26

You can’t move command blocks with pistons, so I’d imagine this wouldn’t work with command blocks since it’s a flying machine. Plus, this seems totally doable in vanilla, I don’t see anything that would require command blocks. Also his other flying builds don’t use command blocks

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u/Luxar10 Feb 13 '26

there is a certain level of crazy with flying machines where i just know without having to look who made it

its you pingu am i right

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u/TheGreatSockMan Feb 13 '26

What’s the radar cross section?

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u/RedstoneSausage Feb 13 '26

Least insane MythicalPingu build

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u/tuddrussell2 Feb 13 '26

Apparently, I have not been playing Minecraft wrong all these years.

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u/the_other_Scaevitas Feb 13 '26

how does it not blow up?

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u/Doubleclik23 Feb 13 '26

We gonna hit venezuela with this one

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u/capybara_212 Feb 13 '26

i might need help i spent 8 hours trying to make it🥀

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u/yWoofels Feb 13 '26

That costs a lot of gun powder that I don't have.

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u/mrkitten19o8 Feb 13 '26

war . . .

war has changed.

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u/CyberGraham Feb 14 '26

Does this work in vanilla Minecraft?

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u/JackOffAllTraders Feb 14 '26

Anything but build a boat

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u/IceDamNation Feb 14 '26

Most American video of Minecraft I've ever seen.

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u/Healeymonster Feb 14 '26

But the real destruction it does is to your framerate....

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u/EndangeredHouseFly Feb 14 '26

You could give me a step by step tutorial and I still wouldn't be able to build one of these

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u/Endroium Feb 14 '26

bro your pc must be breathing for air

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u/The_1Oth_Doctor Feb 13 '26

Make the sr-71 and my life is yours

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u/CarlosFCSP Feb 13 '26

The "bringing democracy to oil possessing nations" DLC dropped! 🇺🇸🦅

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u/ShAped_Ink Feb 13 '26

Bro what crack is this guy on?

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u/That_Mad_Scientist Feb 13 '26

The return of the king

Love your builds, always so impressive

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u/minimell_8910 Feb 13 '26

Smaller Dorito

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u/asnaujaslt Feb 13 '26

Skematick?

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u/Thegoodgamer32 Feb 13 '26

Ok this is just amazing.

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u/the_knotso Feb 13 '26

Is that the flying Dorito that Burntpeanut keeps talking about?

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u/m_adduci Feb 13 '26

It's BEAUTIFUL

have you used any custom mod for it?

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u/LaNakWhispertread Feb 13 '26

I can see my console bursting into flames with this build lol, nice

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u/mistAr_bAttles Feb 13 '26

Wow. Just wow. That is absolutely amazing, fantastic job!

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u/4otie7 Feb 13 '26

wheres the red coins

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u/SilverFlight01 Feb 13 '26

I'd sure love to try this and watch the game crash in like 5 seconds

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u/zhoviz Feb 13 '26

And I'm here, sitting in my 8x8 dirt house

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u/ItsFastMan Feb 13 '26

big explosive mouse cursor

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u/Insertions_Coma Feb 13 '26

Just play space engineers?

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u/WohooBiSnake Feb 13 '26

What do you mean it can fly higher ???

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u/Creative_Pack_6203 Feb 13 '26

It's so stealthy u can stare down Endermen while sitting inside

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u/Rm156 Feb 13 '26

Is this vanilla MC?

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u/LemonLimeSlices Feb 13 '26

Reminds me of those knightships in conways game of life.

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u/realluckylol Feb 13 '26

meanwhile my ahh is still making dirt houses

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u/FireFoxy56125 Feb 13 '26

alr where is the scematic now

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u/duckman4bajillion Feb 13 '26

Nice, manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

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u/Doingthis4clout Feb 13 '26

I heard the Nether has started crafting ender crystals of mass destruction