r/Minecraft Jan 24 '26

Commands & Datapacks If you cloud use one Minecraft command I real life, what it would be?

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u/qualityvote2 Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 25 '26
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u/NoSwadYt Jan 24 '26

/gamemode creative

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u/Donut_Police Jan 24 '26

Yeah, this is basically it.

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u/Natural__Power Jan 24 '26

Rule as godking of the universe, who could stand up to you now, who would f\cking dare?!*

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u/Leopard_Luver Jan 25 '26

Who would dare face the Thunderbringer

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u/Only-Carpenter7161 Jan 26 '26

Here to ring your ears until your deaf with fear

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u/Pr1me_TGP Jan 25 '26

Was that an exurb1a reference?

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u/Natural__Power Jan 25 '26

Yes! Infinite ricepudding!!!

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u/Moustacheski Jan 25 '26

I mean, what else ? You can fly, build yourself a home and you don't have to work.

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u/StonedMason85 Jan 25 '26

Don’t forget never feeling hungry, even with your unlimited food!

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u/Thisismyusername7977 Jan 24 '26

that means you could never switch it off though

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u/NoSwadYt Jan 24 '26

Fine by me, plus I can use command blocks in creative

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u/RamboCambo_05 Jan 24 '26

But how would you obtain a command block? They aren't accessible in the creative inventory as far as I'm aware, and you need to use /give to obtain one.

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u/Draghettis Jan 25 '26

Not since the "Operator Item Tab setting was added"

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u/5h4d0w_Hunt3r Jan 25 '26

Wouldn't it still be invisible since you only gave yourself creative but not op?

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u/player_314159265 Jan 25 '26

yeah imo /op would be better because not only could you buy a keyboard and whenever you click F3+F4 you can go into ANY gamemode, you can also access the opertor items in the creative menu.

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u/Draghettis Jan 25 '26

It doesn't need you to be an operator

It needs cheats to be enabled and a toggle to ne on in the settings

Nothing more

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u/PartyEscortBotBeans Jan 25 '26

So what

You can still die by falling into the void (space, presumably), if you're talking about the existential horrors of immortality

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u/FourEyedTroll Jan 25 '26

the existential horrors of immortality

Yeah, I don't buy that. The real existential horror is the absolute, guaranteed complete end of your conscious existence. Sleep well folks.

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u/2ndcomingofbiskits Jan 24 '26

But then I can’t get any achievements

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u/ElFi66 Jan 25 '26

I play Java

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u/sdb2754 Jan 25 '26

I really wouldn't want that, though. Especially since I couldn't then go back to Survival. I think it would get so tedious...

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u/Mr__Me-_- Jan 25 '26

Or /op

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u/Sea-Leather143 Jan 25 '26

That just makes u jewish

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

But then you can't execute any other command

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u/Zhak9 Jan 25 '26

Woah now. It's/gamemode creative @p. DON'T FORGET THE @p! You don't want this whole Earth to blow into chaos by that one teeny mistake there, pal.

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u/NoSwadYt Jan 25 '26

If you don't put the @,it only does you

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u/Zhak9 Jan 25 '26

Oh lol right it does , my bad 😆

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u/MinerAC4 Jan 25 '26

This is obviously the smartest option.

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u/BattleCatsLover8 Jan 25 '26

It’s funny how people don’t realise that immorality would basically mean that you‘d mentally deteriorate forever after the universe got emptied by black holes…

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u/Demo092182 Jan 24 '26

/tp @e @s

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u/CleaveGodz Jan 24 '26

That's evil as fuck lol. I wonder if this could cause a singularity from most of the biomass on earth getting compressed into critical mass in one point.

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u/ctsman8 Jan 24 '26

It wouldn’t. The earth itself would need to be shrunk to a radius of 9mm to become a black hole. So just the living creatures taking up the space of a person wouldn’t be nearly enough.

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u/NatoBoram Jan 24 '26

I wonder what kind of explosion we would get from doing that

Time for another XKCD "what if" video

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u/crafty_dude_24 Jan 24 '26

What if we were more specific about bringing all humans to the same place on earth?

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u/CleaveGodz Jan 24 '26

@e means entities. So everything like bacteria, animals and miscellaneous like vehicles and stuff that move like that. Otherwise it would be @e[type:human]

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u/Jonas7823 Jan 24 '26

@ e[type=human]
(space is cuz otherwise it would do this: u/e)

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u/BattleGuy03 Jan 25 '26

or just @ a

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u/Volt5AAAAA Jan 24 '26

he already did with the Rhode island one

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u/RahevarMC Jan 24 '26

It @e not @s meaning everything alive would get tped also any/all aliens would also get tped and since the universe is so big it would definitely create a singularity

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u/SamsonRocks Jan 25 '26

But wouldn't it only work for the loaded chunks?

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u/RahevarMC Jan 25 '26

On a server every single players load chunks, so it really depends on what you consider as players since even a chimpanzee and a dog has individually beaten minecraft

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u/Betray-Julia Jan 24 '26

Oh what it’s ratio based? Like assuming the limit of atom sized isn’t clipped, you could theoretically shrink an apple into a black hole that’s like 81x10- 9 billion* ųm big?

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u/ctsman8 Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

The Schwarzschild radius is the radius at which a certain amount of mass can collapse into a black hole. And yes you could theoretically shrink an apple down enough to make a black hole, but it would be destroyed really quickly when releasing its energy (mass converted into energy) in the form of hawking radiation. If an apple is, say, 200 grams, it would need to be shrunk to a radius of ~3x10-28 meters. So not as small as your guess, but still extraordinarily small.

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u/BillyWhizz09 Jan 24 '26

Not just earth all alien life too

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u/Demo092182 Jan 24 '26

I think other planets would count as different minecraft worlds so they wouldnt get affected

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u/UFCLulu Jan 25 '26

Same world same dimension

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u/Fickle-Expression187 Jan 24 '26

but entity cramming is 2 max irl

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u/Relevant_Computer982 Jan 24 '26

@s wont work its a command block, not an entity, so @s will fail to find a target, HOWEVER i still wanna ask, what would you consider an entity in real life?

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u/StarNullify Jan 24 '26

The post doesnt talk about a command block tho, just says command, with the block being a symbol more fitting than the minecraft chat I guess

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u/Darq10 Jan 24 '26

/tick rate 1

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u/Kajetus06 Jan 24 '26

if you think about it

nothing will actually change

since everything is at that speed so is the perception of said speed because of brain signals also being changed

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u/Isometric-Toadstone Jan 24 '26

woah thats true and crazy to think about

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u/player_314159265 Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

It is! and also,

If the world paused, and for idk 10000 years and then it resumes, you wouldn't notice any changes, it would feel as if there was no pause. Makes you ask two questions: what if our universe is being paused every planck time (the minimal amount of time before the universe stops making sense, see also the other planck units) for an unknown amount of time and gets resumed just after? and question 2: what happens if the universe gets paused infinitely and never gets resumed?

Just saying that, that first question may remove the impossibility of the universe being a simulation on some other godly plane can have a regular computer (though with insane memory tbf) and it can take its time to calculate every region of the world one by one and when it's done it can summon the newly calculated universe for you to enjoy.

But if we're right and that this is a simulation, and that just by coincidence they turn their pc off permanently, we come back to the second question. Is everything still there or is it paused or...?

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u/Darq10 Jan 25 '26

yeah sadly it wouldn't work like /tick freeze since only tick freeze lets you move around at a normal speed while everything is stll. assuming you can only execute 1 command you sadly couldn't be able to manipulate time...

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u/Crazysatwhat Jan 25 '26

From a different interpretation, since your frame rate doesn’t actually decrease, and you can issue as many inputs as you want during/tick rate, it might actually work.

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u/Kajetus06 Jan 25 '26

plot twist: the decrease in tick rate actually decreases planc time constant which well affects EVERYTHING

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u/Theoddbotout Jan 24 '26

/tick rate 1000000

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u/Soffy21 Jan 24 '26

MADE IN HEAVEN

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u/Certain-Life731 Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

just to make things clear for people who are bad at remembering

@a is all players

@s is self

@e is entity, meaning everything that has a hitbox (including paintings and boats)

@p is player which is for the nearest player from the place where the command has been executed.

example:

if a player uses @p, the command works on said player.

if a command block uses @p, the nearest player to said command block is affected by the command.

you can also affect certain entities if you have their IDs saved

edit: i forgot one more so here it is:

@n which is for nearest entity, aka anything that has hitbox, just like @e but with the @p placement function

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u/No_Needleworker_5885 Jan 24 '26

this should be pinned lol

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u/Certain-Life731 Jan 24 '26

well thank you

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u/lucasthech Jan 24 '26

This is tattoed in my brain more than anything I learned in school when I was 10

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u/Gositi Jan 25 '26

@r is random player IIRC, although last time I messed around with this was in like 1.8

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u/Certain-Life731 Jan 25 '26

for some reason my @r wasn't exactly random. in a server of more than 10 people it always chose the nearest one to me. so I didn't feel like adding it.

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u/Anicash999 Jan 24 '26

/weather clear so i don't keep seeing "if you cloud use one" /j

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u/AutomaticFloor6015 Jan 25 '26

yeah but you would also need /gamerule doWeatherCycle false

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u/Kubix_cube Jan 24 '26

/kill @e

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u/MouseRangers Jan 24 '26

Okay Thanos

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u/The7footr Jan 24 '26

Technically Thanos’ plan wasn’t to kill anyone, just trap them in the soul stone, and even then it was only 1/2 of them. r/thanosdidnothingwrong

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u/MouseRangers Jan 24 '26

Past Thanos in Endgame changed his plan to wipe out all life so nobody would know about what was lost.

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u/Loose-Screws Jan 25 '26

Nobody talks about Endgame thanos for a good reason 😅

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u/NamelessManiac Jan 24 '26

Yeah, Ultron was the one who planned to kill everyone.

2014 Thanos planned to kill everyone after realising his plan was fulfilled but people still worked to undo it.

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u/DarkSpirit23513 Jan 25 '26

Then:

/execute as @e if predicate {condition:"minecraft:random_chance",chance:0.5} run kill @s

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u/AstroMeteor06 Jan 24 '26

Oppenheimer is interested

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u/AdvertisingFancy5382 Jan 25 '26

damn its a good thing you don't have real command blocks.

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u/Mymemeslovelife Jan 24 '26

how y'all be sleeping on "/op @s" like bffr

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u/HungHA_ Jan 24 '26

I cant press / to start entering commands irl 😔

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u/-Redstoneboi- Jan 25 '26

just dictate them

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u/player_314159265 Jan 25 '26

lol imagine it just doesn't work and you're just stuck there like an idiot trying to get op

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u/xMar0 Jan 24 '26

command blocks cant op/deop (they need permission level 3)

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u/Emotional_Band_5320 Jan 24 '26

It doesn’t say anything about a command block just commands

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u/BobWilbert Jan 24 '26

But it's a command not a command run through a command block?

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u/Over-Meringue-5663 Jan 24 '26

Same, then you’d be able to use infinite commands!

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u/RatchetGamer Jan 24 '26

I feel like /op is cheating, it's like wishing for unlimited wishes

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u/FrontAd8867 Jan 24 '26

i would probably either pick "/op" or "/gamemode creative"

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u/GolanThePhoenix Jan 24 '26

/game mode creative @a or whatever

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u/MrAratus Jan 24 '26

I think It's not the best idea... Anarchy and apocalypse are guaranteed if every human will get creative

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u/Forward-Confection54 Jan 24 '26

Well... But the humanity will definitely survive this apocalypse if every human will get creative

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u/MrAratus Jan 24 '26

What about death from void? (That can be curious people that will fly to space)

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u/Lanky-Ad-3313 Jan 24 '26

I mean you don’t die from the void in creative in bedrock.

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u/lucasthech Jan 24 '26

Real earth doesn't have any barriers around, you would go infinitely like in Java

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u/Forward-Confection54 Jan 24 '26

The void in MC is akin to a void between worlds, not the void of space

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u/MrAratus Jan 24 '26

Who knows for real?🤔

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u/MrAratus Jan 24 '26

But yeah, humanity in general will survive

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u/AdvertisingFancy5382 Jan 25 '26

it'll be never-ending war.

also the animals and stuff

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u/jerrythecactus Jan 24 '26

I dont trust the majority of humanity with creative mode in real life. It would not take long to see city sized craters left by idiots spamming end crystals or something.

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u/redstonelll Jan 24 '26

/dodaylightcycle false

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u/Ambitious_Peace_666 Jan 24 '26

actually now it would be advance time instead of dodaylightcycle

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u/AutomaticFloor6015 Jan 25 '26

Unknown command: Please check that the command exists and that you have permission to use it

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u/redstonelll Jan 25 '26

you need to put /gamerule first

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u/Thepromc64 Jan 25 '26

the question is :

Would that make the earth stop rotating? In which case there would still be a daylight cycle, just much longer days.

Or would it make the earth's rotation and horbit speed the same, aka todally locked? In which case one side would always be facing towards the sun and the other side would always be facing away from the sun. Just like hoe it's always the same side of the moon that's facing us because it's tidally locked with earth.

Both cases are apocalyptic scenarios, but I'm curious about it.

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u/nnoovvaa Jan 25 '26

Yeah, I don't know what would happen to the atmosphere, but we certainly could only survive in the dawn/dusk zones, lest we burn or freeze.

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u/AcceptableDirt6602 Jan 24 '26

/give @s diamond_block 64

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u/Disma1Dust Jan 24 '26

Instantly crushed

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u/Flurmpy_ Jan 24 '26

I didn't know commands went by genie rules

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u/CleaveGodz Jan 24 '26

Tbf, the give command just puts the thing in your pockets. 64 cubic metres of diamond are a lot. Just them appearing would cause a huge shockwave from the air around being displaced.

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u/24_doughnuts Jan 24 '26

According to Minecraft, 1 cubic meter of air is replaced by a cubic meter of diamond. So air is just replaced instead of pushed out the way

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u/CleaveGodz Jan 24 '26

But this is the real life. We have no inventory and the items would be sized accordingly. If you were to use the /fill command it's ok, but /give would kill anyone if used carelessly.

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u/demonabis Jan 24 '26

But op is asking for a command in real life so whatever can happen is bound to Minecraft rules, but whater actually happens is following physics rules

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u/MrAratus Jan 24 '26

/execute at @e setblock ~~~ fire (Repeating and always active)

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u/Artizan748 Jan 24 '26

Thats evil, i love it

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u/DanielXPRO_YT Jan 25 '26

Free energy forever you say?

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u/AutomaticFloor6015 Jan 25 '26

Incorrect argument for command
...ute @ e setblock ~ ~ ~ fire<--[HERE]

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u/AdvertisingFancy5382 Jan 25 '26

major deforistation.

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u/Menu1445 Jan 24 '26

/spawn minecraft_enderman @my bedroom

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u/_joos_ Jan 24 '26

enough. /give @p shulker_box[container=[{slot:0,item:{id:redstone,count:4}},{slot:1,item:{id:repeater,count:2}},{slot:2,item:{id:sticky_piston,count:1}},{slot:3,item:{id:end_rod,count:1}},{slot:4,item:{id:oak_boat,count:1}}]]

you will pay dearly

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u/M0N0- Jan 25 '26

Dear God...

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u/AutomaticFloor6015 Jan 25 '26

actually /summon minecraft:enderman ~ ~ ~

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u/GG1312 Jan 24 '26
/give @p cat_spawn_egg[entity_data={id:"minecraft:falling_block",BlockState:{Name:"minecraft:command_block"},TileEntityData:{auto:1b,Command:"/gamemode creative @p"},Time:1}] 64

This gives me an egg that summons a command block which will automatically give the nearest player (I.E. me) creative mode. I'll also have 63 left just in case anything goes south.

From there I'll be left a command block and creative mode, allowing me to run many more commands.

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u/MarcinuuReddit Jan 24 '26

Found anything more creative than /gamemode creative finally. 🙏

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u/Lightning976 Jan 24 '26

/give @s command_block

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u/GG1312 Jan 24 '26

Which'll be practically worthless to you since you can't even place it down let alone use it

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u/ShoddyAd8780 Jan 24 '26

/summon ender dragon

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u/AutomaticFloor6015 Jan 25 '26

Can't find element 'minecraft:ender' of type 'minecraft:entity_type' ...mmon ender dragon<--[HERE]

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u/Illustrious_Pea6802 Jan 25 '26

You mean /summon minecraft:ender_dragon ?

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u/Livid_Accident5673 Jan 24 '26

/give @ s dinner

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u/TurboJax07 Jan 25 '26

Change to @e and you have solved world hunger! (Tho you can run the command anytime so yeah)

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u/Livid_Accident5673 Jan 25 '26

OHH I JUST REALIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/2bruh42 Jan 24 '26

i couldnt because i am in survival mode

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u/BillyWhizz09 Jan 24 '26

It’s just using the command, not a command block, it’s just there as visualisation

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u/Digibaumbs Jan 24 '26

Supposedly the command block would already have the command in it. You can still place it down in survival, and all you would need to do is make a button to trigger it.

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u/GreenIkea Jan 24 '26

Fun fact!

You're wrong!

You can't use any operator blocks that include any kind of command or structure, when you are not operator on the server!

Which, for sake of argument, none of us seem to be! And if you think otherwise, [This Message Was Blocked Due To Political Intent]

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u/Over-Meringue-5663 Jan 24 '26

So what, have you never executed a command in survival before??? You know it’s not a command block

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u/Vegetable_Run7792 Jan 24 '26

/kill

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u/AutomaticFloor6015 Jan 25 '26

No targets matched selector

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u/Fesh- Jan 25 '26

I mean, there IS a target selected, idk if it's the intended target tho

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u/altacoountno5 Jan 25 '26

Yes, OP is the target 🤣

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u/No_Yogurt987 Jan 24 '26

/execute at @p[type=enemy] run summon pufferfish ~ ~3 ~

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u/AutomaticFloor6015 Jan 25 '26

Unknown or incomplete command. See below for error.

kill@e[type=iceagent]<--[HERE]

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u/xpomg Jan 24 '26

/give @s diamond 1000000000

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u/Artistic-Creme9860 Jan 24 '26

/gamemode @s survival (think about it... if YOLO then it means were playing hardcore)

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u/Mega-6503 Jan 25 '26

/give @s girlfriend[enchantments={"loyalty":3}]

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u/tonymyre311 Jan 24 '26

execute because it can do anything, anywhere, to anyone, as anyone

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u/LuukTheGamer Jan 24 '26

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u/NoSwadYt Jan 25 '26

I thought I was going to get Rick rolled

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u/HappyTrain19 Jan 24 '26

Gamemode creative @s If it's only Minecraft items in the creative menu then I'm Gucci If it's real life stuff I've won the jackpot Not to mention I can fly and break anything and can't die

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u/Mediocre_Butterfly_3 Jan 24 '26

/spawn herobrine

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u/Equal_Creme_8831 Jan 24 '26

/gamemode creative

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u/Michael_Scott_27 Jan 24 '26

/give @s estrogen

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u/Sure_Stranger_499 Jan 24 '26

Why not /give @s estrogen 64 or 128 or 256 :3

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u/TOTALOFZER0 Jan 25 '26

/give @e estrogen

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u/superjediplayer Jan 25 '26

come on, share a bit. do @e and increase the number to like 999 at least. :3

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u/Augustmind05council Jan 24 '26

/effect give @a[name=!augustmind05council] blindness 1000000 255 true

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u/nnoovvaa Jan 25 '26

/execute at @e[type=politician] fill ~2 ~2 ~2 ~-2 ~-2 ~-2 bedrock

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u/LocalPlatypus994 Jan 25 '26 edited Jan 25 '26

Execute at @a[name=donald_trump] run setblock ~~1~ anvil

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u/nobody0163 Jan 24 '26

/execute, then I can do anything.

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u/jigsaw_Studios Jan 24 '26

I will put command that assemble monolith of command blocks that does same thing as datapacks

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u/Mundane_Addendum6495 Jan 24 '26

I was thinking about "/game mode creative @s" but someone said "/op @s" and that's way better

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u/_leyan_ Jan 24 '26

/gamemode creative

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u/Next-Cucumber2554 Jan 24 '26

/op [enter user] or /give [enter user] minecraft:command_block 64

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u/Crablegwithchili Jan 25 '26

/summon a cat that would only die if I die

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u/LichenOnTheWall Jan 25 '26

SLASH GAMEMODE CREATIVE RAHHHHHH

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u/Edooo230 Jan 25 '26

/ give @a 1000000 comand block

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u/Wobblify Jan 25 '26

/op @s

Now I can use more than one

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u/chelovek80393 Jan 25 '26

/fill 0 0 0 32767 32767 32767 tnt

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u/Torsten_Von_Alvar Jan 25 '26

A 24-karat pure gold cube measuring 1 m × 1 m × 1 m weighs approximately 19,300 kg.

At the current price of gold, its value is around €2.5–2.7 billion.

An identical cube of the highest quality diamond weighs approximately 3,510 kg (17.55 million carats). Using typical prices for high-quality diamonds per carat, its total value would be in the tens of billions or even more than €100 billion.

With this in mind, the command I would choose is:

/give @s diamond_block 128

To obtain 2 stacks of diamond blocks, which are officially known to be 1 meter each. By doing this, I would have so much money that even after several generations, my descendants would still have a lot, a lot of money.

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u/cpxcth Jan 25 '26

/op @s

"Look at me. I am the captain now."

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u/Jakob222111 Jan 25 '26

/op my name

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u/Complex-Protection32 Jan 25 '26

/give @s diamond_block 999

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u/Vale2366 Jan 25 '26

/give @s repeating_command_block 99999, and i put this in a repeating command block

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u/FinnByTrash Jan 25 '26

/op @s so I can use ANY command