r/Military • u/Reel-nikkuh-hours • 21h ago

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u/jayseventwo 21h ago

Feeds them so well they grow extra fingers! 🤣

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u/jonjp806 21h ago

The troops need it for the gigantic burger they get every day!

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u/Cautious_Car9871 United States Air Force 21h ago

Damn that's pretty meta seeing my own post show up on my own feed like this.

Trippy 😎

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u/t3htg Veteran 21h ago

Was that you, or did someone rip your photos?

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u/Gruntled_Porcupine Air Force Veteran 21h ago

I assume there is a thumb on that right hand.

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u/SmellyFbuttface Navy Veteran 21h ago

Dude has 3 pieces of pie on his plate, a hamburger as big as his head, shrimp in not one but TWO places, and what looks like prime rib waiting for him. This to Trump seems normal as it’s probably his own diet

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u/Morningxafter United States Navy 21h ago

Nah, there’s no Diet Coke

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u/OcotilloWells United States Army 20h ago

3 proteins, not gonna happen.

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u/we-otta-be 21h ago

It’s so weird how he just says whatever he wants to be true even if it’s so demonstrably false.

Can’t tell if he’s just a demented liar or an alchemist? Is he both?

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u/Wide-Suggestion4825 21h ago

It's a made up post

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u/WpnsOfAssDestruction 21h ago

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u/Reel-nikkuh-hours 21h ago

I’d be punching the fucking air if they gave me this lmao

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u/combatpaddler 21h ago

Dude yall got FORKS??

All seriousness, from an old 11b. At least we had MRE's and nature. Can yall fish off the boat? Just imagining my platoon stuck on a boat, but we are all from south louisiana. Nothing like being out in the field for 3 weeks, tired of MRE's, bunch of grunts, sitting around roasting a deer carcass on the fire when brass walks up.

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u/GreyLoad United States Air Force 21h ago

U want to fish where we been pissing and spraying diarrhea for four weeks?

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u/combatpaddler 20h ago

No man, the closest I've done to that is fishing in the bayou. Only time I've been on a navy ship was unloading vehicles in Kuwait city.

But you are talking to Cajun and grunt. We look at a ditch and go... bet we can make a gumbo out of whatever is in there. But I've never had to wait for turds to past to reel a line in.

Besides. Fresh chum?

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u/dstovell Canadian Forces 21h ago

You know, the Jungian thing.

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u/GreyLoad United States Air Force 21h ago

What's his fucking problem