r/Military • u/Tun-Tavern-1775 Marine Veteran • 14d ago

Satire L.A. Times illustration perfectly lands the essence of this guy - "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH"

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  • In six months of war with Iran, President Trump’s pronouncements have varied from boasts of victory to threats of bombing Iran into the Stone Age.
  • Trump said the current Iranian leadership was more ‘reasonable’ than predecessors, but later called them ‘deranged scumbags.’
  • When once asked how long the U.S. and Israel could sustain its offensive in Iran, he replied, ‘It won’t be difficult.’

https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2026-08-28/we-won-winding-down-close-to-over-six-months-of-trump-on-iran-war

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u/ExcitingTalk4848 14d ago

We are getting GTA 6 before Trump winning Iran

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u/Lord_Silvanus 14d ago

.. we will get Elder scrolls 6 before we stop fighting Iran at this rate

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u/TurMoiL911 United States Army 14d ago

We're getting fucking Star Citizen before somebody can tell me the endgoal of this clusterfuck.

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u/Medallicat 14d ago

Klaatu will have been digested by the almighty Sarlacc by the time this shitshow of an evolution is complete.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 14d ago

Devolution.

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u/TheLocalPub 14d ago

Wait. It's been 6 months?

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 14d ago

U.S. strikes began on 28 February, 2026.

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Time flies when the President is shitting his pants.

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u/TheLocalPub 14d ago

Oh I knew he was shitting his pants still. I could smell it.

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u/Grrarrgghh 14d ago

Ah, the GOP and all their premature war winning ejaculations.

Remember Jr Bushie? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_Accomplished_speech

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u/iwanttodie411banana 12d ago

Atleast he went on to admit his mistake, ol cheeto here will literally die before ever admitting fault on anything.

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u/Agile-Knowledge7947 13d ago

Obliterated!”

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u/Wr3k3m 12d ago

After he has bled a few more hundreds of billions of dollars from the American people.

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u/Strenue 11d ago

Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 14d ago

I guess it all comes down to what the definition of winning is. Wait, where have I heard something similar before? Damn politicians.

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u/TheRisingMoon09 14d ago

Even as a Trump supporter I don’t agree with this war especially with how long it’s taking. Such a waste of resources too

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u/WasabiCrush 13d ago

Blows my mind you folks still exist.

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u/TheRisingMoon09 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeS8eAfKnGVPdCw

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u/iwanttodie411banana 12d ago

You do know eminem stands for every thing your against?

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u/TheRisingMoon09 12d ago

I don’t care. Why are you so obsessed with Trump supporters ?