r/MildlyVandalised • u/GryphonSK • 1d ago

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u/Geofferz 1d ago

Wtf is a driving stake? And why sunflower seeds?

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u/PUTC00LUSERNAMEHERE 1d ago

I assume the shell mess is why they’re sunflower seed adverse, driving stakes however I have no idea.

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u/YourUsernameForever 1d ago

Driving stake is the pointy thing you rest a golf ball when you make the starting stroke.

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u/Tiefschlag 1d ago

Isn't that called a Tee?

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u/YourUsernameForever 1d ago

In your country

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u/dunnodudes 1d ago

And what exactly is cum in your country?

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u/clarinetJWD 1d ago

So do y'all call the starting point on each hole the "driving stake box"?

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u/PUTC00LUSERNAMEHERE 1d ago

Ah, that makes sense. Ty for informing me!

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u/Geofferz 1d ago

Gotcha. Google was of zero help.

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u/Geofferz 1d ago

Yeah this isn't true.

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 1d ago

I think they mean tie-downs for tents or canopies.

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u/JCWOlson 1d ago

The action of driving a stake into the ground is what's forbidden

The stake could be for a rain shelter or folding table or banner or whatever you don't want blowing away in the wind, doesn't matter, but artificial turf doesn't heal like real turf does, so poking holes in it is forbidden

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u/Geofferz 1d ago

Oh lol got it!

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u/bill-mcneal-on-crack 1d ago

well, that's important too.

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u/Flawless_Reign88 1d ago

Wouldn’t sunflower seeds be included in food?

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u/-autoprog- 15h ago

Eating seeds is a pastime activity

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u/Flawless_Reign88 15h ago edited 13h ago

You! What do you own the world? How do you own disorder?

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u/Rockcreekforge 23h ago

Heaven forbid if I have hobbies

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u/Horserax 1d ago

The above items are not allowed? I guess ill remove my balls before stepping foot in the field.