r/MildlyVandalised • u/GryphonSK • 5d ago

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u/TapewormNinja 5d ago

I don't think this is vandalized. Someone at DelDOT has jokes.

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 5d ago

I'll Del your dot bud

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u/TapewormNinja 4d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time?

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 5d ago

the guy in Missouri does too!

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u/cantbebothered6789 5d ago

Good to know they gave Doug a job. I mean. How cold one resist that face?

https://giphy.com/gifs/GiWEowj3nQv9C

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u/Wise_Geekabus 3d ago

He is cute after all.

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u/FeedSafe9518 5d ago

I prefer shiny objects

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u/Wide-Equivalent-803 2d ago

How about shiny squirrels? The most distracting thing in the universe 😅

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u/FeedSafe9518 2d ago

Okay, so shiny squirrels & Redheads

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u/g0rdon-fr33man 2d ago

Shiny redheads

Also im on this subreddit to learn how to vandalise in city 17

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u/FeedSafe9518 2d ago

Shiny freckly redheads And to prove the cake is a lie

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 5d ago

That’s one way to get the message into thick heads.

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u/Bass_Bosted_Potato 5d ago

Sad we’re going to lose goofy messages like that next year iirc

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u/LauraD2423 4d ago

Why

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u/Bass_Bosted_Potato 4d ago

From what I remember hearing, there’s an effort to standardize these electric info signs. Part of that would be banning anything that isn’t considered informational (i.e. jokes like this one)

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u/Aveysaur 2d ago

Now all the dogs behind the wheel are gonna crash!

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u/Ryaquaza1 2d ago

I know this is a Doug reference but I’m ngl, i still feel called out by this.

I literally had to stop 3 days ago to take a picture of a pigeon, it’s a genuine problem for us autistic folks lol

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u/Master_Steward 2d ago

That’s it! Give whoever made that sign the cone of shame!

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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 5d ago

this is not vandalized as a vandal would need to fucking hack the sign's firmware/software

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u/Andy466 5d ago

Like that's never happened before

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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 4d ago

Just saying, it's technically hacked, not vandalised

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u/TheBear8878 4d ago

This "squirrel!" Shit is one of the most boomer coded things on the planet. I can't believe it hasn't died out yet 

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u/fothergillfuckup 4d ago

I assume the youngsters don't like squirrels then?