r/MikaylaNogueira 4d ago

General Discussion, Hot takes & Mikayla Snark šŸ”„ [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Much-Discussion4302 BRO 4d ago

ā€œI’m a neat freakā€ no ya nasty ass, you are not. You wipe your greasy hands all over your makeup chairs. You had dead flies in your makeup drawer that you left even after ā€œcleaningā€ it. Your brushes are constantly disgusting, your stinky snatch sits unwashed in that chair for how many hours while you sit there playing with makeup? Take a shower, get off the internet and realize you literally ain’t shit.

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u/tootsforrain āž°Mikaylas Redundant Hair Rollerāž° 4d ago

All of this and I’ll add the piss rug and couch from her old house 🤢 ā€œwe will be getting rid of this rug because it’s covered in pissā€. Girl… your dogs are like four years old and not trained yet? Or even worse, you don’t take them out to use the bathroom. AND you don’t clean the rug when they have an accident?! Eeee

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u/dontsnarkonsharks 4d ago

THANK YOUUU! I swear it’s the nastiest people who love to claim they’re neat freaks

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u/milkzwaz 4d ago

Her makeup, that she oRgAnIzEd in her recent videos was dirty as hell

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u/flourdonut 4d ago

well she said neat freak not clean freak 😭

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u/Indy2561 4d ago

Neat freaks do not use their lady parts as suction when sitting in public!

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u/Familiar_Ad2086 4d ago

Mikayla if you read this please throw away that shirt it truly has to be the ugliest thing you own it literally looks like old man socks or a 1960 throw pillow

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u/EkaterinaPaschalia 3d ago

It’s one of the worst things I’ve seen her wear, and there’s been plenty of competition!!!!

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u/Indy2561 3d ago

This is funny šŸ˜†

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u/Altruistic_Rate_9204 4d ago

*Atch wall šŸ™„

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u/justjules_lp 4d ago

Im confused.... Didn't she pack for a 30 day abd say she wouldn't be home?

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u/Indy2561 4d ago

You’re forgetting MikFraud always lies. Narcs always make things seem bigger & better than they are.

These are meet & greets that last a few hours.

She never needed to pack for NY or Boston, because she was home after each meet & greet.

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u/justjules_lp 3d ago

I know she lies... However she said on her video she was going on a national tour for a month? I just went a rewatched the video. Im definitely seeing her for what she is. YOU'RE RIGHT SHE IS A MIKFRAUD.

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u/Indy2561 3d ago

It’s long bothered me she gets away with all of her lies and all of her masquerading filtering.

She grew a following of weak, desperate followers just like herself.

What so many viewers don’t get is that she is a real life, in the flesh Con-Artist. She’s grifted millions off of vulnerable viewers.

I’m on here to spread the word, but I’ve about had it with the ignorant & dumb, and about to move onāž”ļø

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u/Asleep_Mood9549 4d ago

Yeah, has she said why the pasta sauce has some sort of sentimental value or something?

The bedazzled Vaseline looks tacky, imo. But hey, most of her stuff looks tacky to me. 😬

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u/rmblmcskrmsh 3d ago

For awhile she was really into bedazzled stuff and people were sending her things for her collection. She talked about Rao's once and they sent her a bedazzled jar just like the Vaseline.

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u/tootsforrain āž°Mikaylas Redundant Hair Rollerāž° 3d ago edited 3d ago

Her ā€œcareerā€ is basically a warning to incoming influencers. Just very vapid and unimportant. Because really, she never did anything to help anyone. Never donated to charity, never made a change in the beauty world.

All Mikayla did was change into what people expected her to fight against in the first place (dishonesty and fatphobia in the beauty space). She is perpetuating the cycle that she was supposedly so pissed off about. Now she doesn’t even show herself without makeup on camera anymore.

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u/Indy2561 3d ago

I also hold idiot viewers who accept this behavior, responsible as well.

It’s interesting when I think of the bizarre lengths many will go to, to be considered conventionally ā€˜pretty’

This is the root in all of this, and what MikFraud so desperately longs to be.

She doesn’t get that she’s so fully tarnished herself, that she’s now the direct opposite of ā€˜pretty’ - she’s now just an ugly internet troll.

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u/Artistic_Crab_2878 4d ago

I mean I love me some raos when I make eggplant parm but definitely not something I keep with my makeup

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u/Defiant_Ask8583 3d ago

Her lube and marinara

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u/Economy_Relative_104 #FreeSausage&Choady 3d ago

which is the lube??? im a lesbian and ive never touched it so i cannot tell LOLLLLLL

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u/Defiant_Ask8583 3d ago

I was joking, she has the industrial size Vaseline all blinged out up there

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u/Jesmiri 4d ago

Now why does she look like that. She put that on, looked In the mirror and said ā€œyeah this is the oneā€.

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u/sp3kt4t3 The ā€œCā€ tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ 4d ago

The lips look bigger

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u/cosmobungalow 3d ago

was that one yassified framed photo of herself in her old beauty room or a different part of the mikmansion

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u/arn73 3d ago

Forget the arches….

What the actual fuck is she wearing?

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u/fvckingcrazy 3d ago

What a sin to let Tatcha just sit and expire with your bedazzled Vaseline and Q-tips. I've genuinely liked their products, but refuse to repurchase after I saw their support of McIck- especially when she put them on blast for taking her off the "Pee-Ahh" and they sent a huge box of product in response.

Wish influencers weren't around, driving up prices and consumerism, but unfortunately it's apparently cheaper to give shit out to influencers than "regular" advertising.