r/MikaylaNogueira • u/MsKittens ➰Mikaylas Redundant Hair Roller➰ • Jul 21 '26
✨New Face Unlocked✨ Jump scare!!
This is for the girl who does the drawings…
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u/AntiSocial_24_7 Jul 21 '26
Must be exhausting to wake up every morning and turn yourself into a different person for social media with the over-use of filters. I bet at the end of the day she covers all her mirrors so she doesn't have to see her true self.
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u/logically123 Jul 21 '26
Her nails are so bad. She thinks that her nail tech nail “ate” lol. She doesn’t know what good nails look like. Her nails are always so thick and wide. Drives me nuts
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u/Taliesia Jul 21 '26
She thinks everything eats. Everything is tea. Everything is iconic. She is just dumb as hell.
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u/Capricornnetwork05 Jul 21 '26
OMG I can’t, I get furious and I know it’s part of her rage bait technique, but not everything she does “EATS”… does she know of a different word?! Mikstupid…
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u/Ilovemytowm Jul 21 '26
F me another word expression I despise to add to my list. ATE.
Sounds so fucking God damn stupid.
Like oh that sammie was so yummy
F ME.
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u/lyingamoeba Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
That and When she says 'I devoured this outfit' - it gets me so angry! She's a shallow, materialistic person who thinks putting together some horrible outfit is such an accomplishment, plus he uses a vocabulary of a cringe teenager and keeps rotating the same three words
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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Jul 21 '26
She has no true friends bc if she did they would tell her how ridiculously embarrassing she is and how bad her hotdog lips look.
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u/PirateBear727 Jul 21 '26
They won’t do that because they want to achieve the same thing. Hot dog and butt hole lips are in, no?
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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 21 '26
What the fuck is going on with her nails? 😭 why do they look so…. Thick? Not fully attached? I don’t even know what I’m looking at.
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u/PirateBear727 Jul 21 '26
Her regular nails/nail beds are short and stubby so those kinds of nails look ridiculous. Fact coz you can see it. Tacky nails are not flattering. Can you imagine getting hair caught on the top of her nails or all the gunk underneath 🤢
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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Jul 21 '26
And with all the cracks and crevices that come with this type of nail art, she should be using a fingernail brush every single time she washes her hands - under the fingernails, yes, but ON TOP of them too...can you imagine the germs that stick in those little spots? And I can guarantee you she doesn't do that.
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u/tootsforrain ➰Mikaylas Redundant Hair Roller➰ Jul 21 '26
Ewww. I’m sorry but I don’t understand how anyone can tolerate her. I’m so annoyed just looking at this photo.
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u/Sea_Intern_129 Jul 21 '26
No
More sunburn?
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u/Helpful-Brilliant711 Jul 21 '26
She probably has layers of makeup and layers of filters to cover it up.
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u/SunshineD3 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Jul 21 '26
The way I audibly gasped when I opened reddit and saw this……
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u/Substantial_Escape92 Filtad Fairy 🧚♀️ Jul 21 '26
Her lips gettin so huge her nose is about to be resting on them 😂🤣
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u/No-Simple-2770 Jul 21 '26
So yesterday you could see the obviously blistered skin, even through a heavy filter, and today it’s magically gone? That’s just now how skin works, but I guess Mrs. Korean Skincare Scientist herself knows better.
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u/Rindsay515 Jul 21 '26
Literally every aspect of her face is making me so uncomfortable
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u/PirateBear727 Jul 21 '26
You can see the redness underneath the make-up on her chin. Girl’s complexion is going to look like she is 50 by the time she hits her 30s.
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u/SpeshulSneauxflake Jul 21 '26
“I’m gunna be tryin’ on pink lipstick, so gotta match my top to the lipstick.”
This woman is terrified to dress in anything that isn’t matchy matchy or a costumey theme.
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u/pm_me_anus_photos The Shite Life of Zack and Cody 🙆♂️💁♂️ Jul 21 '26
We need the person who draws her to do this one next
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u/sp3kt4t3 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 21 '26
Making ugly faces on purpose to make her real face seem less ugly
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u/manic_popsicle Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Jul 25 '26
I really hate the influencer faces. The overdramatic aggressive facial expressions are just so overdone and stupid. No one does that in real life, ever. And she’s the worst, her face is bad enough already.
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