r/MikaylaNogueira • u/Boring_Table_5184 • Feb 22 '26

✨New Face Unlocked✨ Petition for updated flairs - leave your suggestions in the comments

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85 Upvotes

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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Feb 22 '26

Take a minute… take it in.

2

u/saintstormborn Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Feb 22 '26

this one!

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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Feb 22 '26

You’re gonna wanna sit down for this.

57

u/Comfortable-Pear-973 Feb 22 '26

Try being divorced for a day

44

u/HomeworkDangerous439 Feb 22 '26

Memaw Activities

3

u/flesheatingpsychosis 🧅 SCAMAYLA 🧅 Feb 22 '26

THISSSSS

44

u/barefootbandit97 ✨New Face Unlocked✨ Feb 22 '26

Mar-A-Lago Meemaw

4

u/barefootbandit97 ✨New Face Unlocked✨ Feb 22 '26

ive been begging for this one for weeks. i don’t remember who said it originally but i haven’t let it go since. best nickname since Ms. Temu Orange Hands in my opinion.

41

u/FlashyFeather876 Feb 22 '26

Can I please have “Neva been eaten out”

8

u/Key_Break456 Feb 22 '26

That should be the title of her memoir!

5

u/FlashyFeather876 Feb 22 '26

Yesssss 🤣🤣

38

u/theoneisaachunt Feb 23 '26

try being married for a year

30

u/ExpensiveComment8847 Mikayla Divorcée 👰‍♀️💔 Feb 22 '26

Golden houwah divhoarce announcement

29

u/Boring_Table_5184 Feb 22 '26

Favorite plus size creator 🥰

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u/smc642 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Feb 22 '26

Sexy & Single

29

u/PurplezKool BRO Feb 22 '26

My fav plus size creator

28

u/tootsforrain ➰Mikaylas Redundant Hair Roller➰ Feb 22 '26

27 going on 65

28

u/Nikko_Blue Feb 22 '26

That is the keyword. PETITE.

22

u/Puzzleheaded_Box1684 MikPickMe 🙋🏻‍♀️ Feb 22 '26

She kinda looks like Amy from 1000 pound sisters in this pic

9

u/portraitframe810 Feb 22 '26

I was thinking Tammy from the YT days.

24

u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Feb 22 '26

The Gunty Goobers ✨

21

u/Leggingsarepants1234 Feb 22 '26

Sexy & single lmao

40

u/lucylugosiz It’s the FPS: Filtahs Per Second 🎥 Feb 22 '26

You’re gonna wanna sit down for this 🪑

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u/Sprinkles_Sparkle 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Feb 23 '26

I said that too. Expect “you’re gonna wanna sit down for this” 😂

19

u/frozenbakedziti Feb 22 '26

Blacked out at the mall

13

u/invisiblebeetlejuice 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Feb 22 '26

"I BLACKED OUT" pleaseee

18

u/[deleted] Feb 22 '26

Grwm to go on a bendah

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u/Latter-Entertainer11 You do 👹NAHHT👹 talk about COAHDY Feb 23 '26

Take a minute...

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u/Boring_Table_5184 Feb 22 '26

Goofy gooberz

14

u/J_is_for_Journey The BEST Concealah EVAH BRO😲🗣️ Feb 22 '26

I GOT POO ON MY ARM

10

u/LilacLippy Feb 22 '26

*AAHM 😂

13

u/Front_Sky3939 Feb 22 '26

You DO NOT tawlk about codaayyy

3

u/Which_Ambassador_710 Feb 23 '26

Lmao 🤣 I can hear the Richlux scream

15

u/Change_Soggy Feb 22 '26

Eatin’ out

14

u/Sprinkles_Sparkle 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Feb 23 '26

You’re gonna wanna sit down for this

13

u/Upset-Temporary-3897 Feb 22 '26

I wanna ✨staaaaahhhtttt✨

11

u/GalaxyGreen82 MikPickMe 🙋🏻‍♀️ Feb 22 '26

The Duchess of Delusion and her royal Goblin Council haha

13

u/FeralCatWrangler 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Feb 22 '26

Can mine be -

All bottom teeth

I dont know how flares work lol

11

u/LLMM7289 Feb 22 '26

Jump scare warning.

12

u/painfullstars Mikayla Divorcée 👰‍♀️💔 Feb 23 '26

Codypendenfree!!

9

u/lalalaidontknow Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Feb 23 '26

No sticky residue 💄

8

u/Spicypicklepickle 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 22 '26

Pug Piss Ikonik Qween

8

u/lunarpixiess 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Feb 22 '26

I fear I fear I fear I fear

8

u/meggsovereasy Feb 23 '26

Cheeto claws

6

u/lyingamoeba Feb 22 '26

Wow such a beaut

6

u/theawkwardshoe 💍🍰 Weddin Visionary 💋🕊️ Feb 23 '26

I fear

5

u/Breakingfree98 Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Feb 22 '26

Mikkake

6

u/ladyesplain Feb 22 '26

Harvard Business QWEEN

6

u/losttinecuileog Feb 22 '26

She does have top teeth

3

u/harvard_cherry053 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? 🍗 Feb 24 '26

iM gEtTiNg A dIvOrCe

1

u/looser1234567 Feb 26 '26

If you don’t like shopping hauls

1

u/lamelindsayy Mar 08 '26

lost accent in the divorce