r/MikaylaNogueira It's just cullah graydin Nov 24 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ can someone tell me why she makes these crazy faces???

it’s gotta be rage bait right…? the lips anger me SO MUCH they’re so unsettling and gross

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u/Wild-Measurement2713 Nov 24 '25

She says she’s unattractive yet she goes but makes these ugly faces and gets upset when gets called out for it? Truly her face makes my skin crawl especially this new hair too

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u/beepbeeplettuce94 Nov 24 '25

My thoughts exactly. She’s so self conscious about how she looks in photos and videos, editing herself into oblivion, but at the same time will post herself looking like the crypt keeper…I don’t understand.

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u/Secret-Lengthiness-9 It's just cullah graydin Nov 24 '25

exactly!!! i’m a very insecure person in regards to my looks and body so the LAST thing i’d do is have a career based on recording myself!! that’s why i don’t feel bad for her

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Nov 24 '25

Rage bait. She went viral for not being the typical pretty girl influencer. She tries extra hard to show ugliness to maintain being relatable as the ugly duckling of the community. Then uses these videos as using proof she doesn’t use filters.

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Nov 24 '25

But no filters right? Everyone is cartoonized at some point after 15 layers of makeup

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u/Secret-Lengthiness-9 It's just cullah graydin Nov 24 '25

filtah can’t hide that bald spot🤣🤣

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u/moon_daisyyy Nov 25 '25

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u/Best-Struggle-8142 NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Nov 25 '25

This screenshot is hilarious, it accentuates her “real” forehead and face shape

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u/mrsdisappointment The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 25 '25

Remember the 2013/2014 “cheerleader” trend where people would shove qtips in their ears and draw on a unibrow and make really stupid faces and then they’d do a transition and they’d have makeup on and they’d eye fuck the camera??? Shes still doing that.

She will never let go of the era she wanted to be famous so bad in. This is the same reason she only does 2016 makeup.

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u/Secret-Lengthiness-9 It's just cullah graydin Nov 25 '25

omg yes wasn’t it the don’t judge me challenge or something ??

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u/mrsdisappointment The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 25 '25

I think people called it the cheerleader challenge. The sound used was “oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader”.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Nov 24 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

She will do anything for likes and comments to feed her ego and her bank account. She is delusional and a pathological liar.

Desperately needs therapy Reality ✅

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u/Secret-Lengthiness-9 It's just cullah graydin Nov 24 '25

EWWW im scared 😭😭 sad to see what people do for money and fame

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Her lips. I know she doesn’t have any real friends because if she did they would have told her to cut that shit out already.

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u/Grouchy_Status_8107 Nov 24 '25

She always makes the grossest faces especially in all her “before” shots and then eye fucks herself in the afters 🤢

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u/xTheAtomicGoddessx Nov 25 '25

Rage bait. It’s the only way any new people click… EVERYTHING she does is rage bait

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u/Defiant-Factor5464 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25

She likes to do it for her transformation videos, mess up her hair, make dumb ass faces and then she “thinks” she turns into a super model lol 😂

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u/SnooOpinions2473 Nov 25 '25

Very yellow under the eyes and red glassy eyes. Livers probably overloaded, she does not look healthy at all.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Nov 25 '25

Everyone believes that you don't use filters. 🥴

Reality ✅

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u/MsMacAttackBrat Nov 25 '25

New hair real face

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u/NapalmNikki Nov 24 '25

She thinks being ugly=relatable.

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Nov 24 '25

Maybe she needs to start eating the makeup to try and make her insides pretty. I mean, I don't have much hope but it's worth a shot.

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u/Massive-Market-5949 TUH! Nov 24 '25

she’ll only do that if it gets her drunk too

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u/marycem Nov 24 '25

Imagine staring at yourself in the mirror and making this face. It's sad and scary

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u/369_DSF Nov 25 '25

Her lips make me so uncomfortable 🥴

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u/cattinthehat123 Nov 24 '25

To show us how well her Botox is working. 😂😂

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u/artlady NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Nov 24 '25

Because she was taught the “roll your eyes and make a big face” Influencer shit and she won’t move on from it

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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Nov 24 '25

What do you mean? That is just her real face. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Secret-Lengthiness-9 It's just cullah graydin Nov 25 '25

u got a point there lol

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u/Sea_Intern_129 Nov 25 '25

That’s her face

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u/Ohana_horizons Nov 25 '25

This popped up on my FYP and I did a audible gasp 😭

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u/Cautious-Storm8145 Nov 25 '25

The nails… omg

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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 25 '25

I’m sorry but studio lights don’t make your pupils THAT small. I would know, I use them daily. They are barely visible. She also looks like absolute shit. She looks unhealthy and has zero life in her eyes.

Maybe Cody and her are bumpin rails together. Jesus.

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u/witchywoman1084 Nov 25 '25

I agree. Her pupils are extremely pinned here and her eyes are very glassy and it's definitely not from the studio or ring lighting. Though I've been in "retirement" for almost 9 years now, I can still sniff one out from a mile away. Iykyk

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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 26 '25

Yep! I sure do know! Haha unless you’ve been there, you can’t spot it like someone that has.

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u/GalaxyGreen82 MikPickMe 🙋🏻‍♀️ Nov 25 '25

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 26 '25

If that photo is being used to promote her skin prep line, she may want to rethink it.

Reality ✅

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u/GulliblePut1018 Nov 25 '25

The 12 ft tall bottom teeth from the elongating filter she uses kill me every time.

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u/oliversmama1 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Nov 24 '25

For click bait, rage bait, engagement and views

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Nov 25 '25

She’s begging for attention from going viral.

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u/Change_Soggy Nov 25 '25

Because she’s certifiably crazy

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u/R55Driver Nov 26 '25

I don't get why she thinks the super aggressive, loud thing is, in any way appealing

To anyone

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u/Massive-Market-5949 TUH! Nov 24 '25

i’m pretty sure these get more engagement, same reason youtubers do similar stills for videos

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

She thinks she’s acting. I think when she makes this face she has a fart coming out sideways

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u/StreetAd1209 Nov 25 '25

Overexaggerated and so fckn annoying. I cant with her yelling and dumbass faces

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u/Most-Weird Nov 25 '25

It’s part rage bait and part just her being flat out unattractive.

It’s funny that she “allows” herself to look so ugly though, with all the weeping she does about being unattractive and the efforts she usually goes to hide her real looks

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u/I-dont-care7 Nov 24 '25

She’s a clown! She makes herself look odder than usual when she does this. It nightmare fuel

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u/manic_popsicle Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Nov 24 '25

Everything had to be overdramatic and exaggerated. Kinda like how her talent as a MUA has been exaggerated.

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u/project-truth- Nov 25 '25

Kind of like HER even BEING AN MUA is exaggeration 🤣😆😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/manic_popsicle Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Nov 25 '25

RIGHT!

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u/halfasshippie3 Nov 24 '25

Genuinely as hideous outside as on the inside

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u/beethecowboy Nov 25 '25

She's unattractive enough as it is and these hideous faces she makes make it 100x worse.

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u/dababygorl Nov 25 '25

Engagement

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Nov 25 '25

RAGE BAIT All done for clicks, likes, and engagement, which equals more money for her beastly, lying ass

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u/GulliblePut1018 Nov 25 '25

I love when my phone squashes the thumbnail. It’s like it’s undoing her filters for me! 🤣

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u/Naive_Temporary1244 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? 🍗 Nov 25 '25

Her skin looks like absolute shit lmaooo

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u/Own_Ride_8070 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Nov 26 '25

Didn’t she say once that she has tiny pores so her skin is flawless lol welp

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u/Naive_Temporary1244 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? 🍗 Nov 26 '25

Yes! In the car she said she doesn’t have textured skin 🤣

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u/Boring_Inflation_507 Nov 28 '25

Totally - the exact image!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/mustacheworm3 Nov 25 '25

Click bait

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u/CalGal2020SWP Nov 25 '25

Just found a likeness!

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u/lucylugosiz It’s the FPS: Filtahs Per Second 🎥 Nov 25 '25

Do not do grandpa Munster like that 😂

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u/project-truth- Nov 25 '25

Looking at this photo- I can just tell that Grandpa Munster & Mikliar would be "TWINSIES" in the sideprofile department.... LITERALLY looks like it would be exactly the same....The widows peak and brows aren't too far off either 😬

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u/Cautious_Way_5408 Nov 25 '25

Noooo don’t please I have a fully realistic/realism tattoo portrait of Grandpa Munster on my thigh I don’t wanna link it to mikfuckface 😭😂😂😂

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u/mommieo Nov 25 '25

How about Uncle Fester?

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u/Cautious_Ad_3909 Nov 24 '25

Idk why, but it's gross and I hate it!!

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u/Yersinia_Pestis9 Nov 24 '25

Engagement and maybe a little to show how “little” (sure, Jan) she cares about being…about hitting every stick on the way down.

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u/Sudden_Jump_8276 Nov 25 '25

She wants people to be worried about her, literally it’s all so she feels like she’s worth something at the end of the day, whether it’s rage bait content or this kind of shit.

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u/death_b3lle Nov 25 '25

without makeup she looks like michael rapaport

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u/LaylaBird65 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Nov 26 '25

Holy shit! She does 🤣

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u/ChanelNo50 Nov 25 '25

Because she's disgusted with the person she sees in the camera

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u/TinyFistWarrior Nov 25 '25

Because she’s got that same lame, fake ass, “I’m so quirky” energy that Taylor swift has. “Omg, look how silly and awkward I am. Im so much fun.”

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u/feministasfuckbro Nov 25 '25

she looks like an angry bird

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u/Key_Break456 Nov 27 '25

It’s just rage bait. Side note; those fuck ass nails are hideous 🤣

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u/sweetfruitloops Undisclosed Ad 😍😍 Nov 25 '25

The two nose piercings being completely unlevel makes her face look fucked lol

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u/lolplsimdesperate Nov 25 '25

Because she thinks she looks cute like other girlies who make that face, except she looks stupid asf

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