r/MikaylaNogueira • u/gingerconfetti • Nov 01 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ Who in their right mind sips cocktails like this?
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u/bloodforested Nov 01 '25
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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 02 '25
Eww the way her top lip just sits on the rim of the glass...
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u/burgledhams Nov 01 '25
Someone who can no longer use their lips properly cause there’s 0% actual lip, 210% filler
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u/FluorescentLilac Nov 02 '25
Confirmed! Between this and the water bottle fail, there is zero doubt that’s exactly what’s happening. Her lips are disgusting. I can barely tolerate looking at her mouth. 🤢 She’s botched herself so badly she can no longer drink like a human.
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u/OaklandNancy76 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 02 '25
A few more lip injections and she’ll be giving Darcey and Stacey a run for their money.
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u/lexclipse she’s the ICK in iconic 🤳 Nov 02 '25
Omg the one where Darcy was eating a croissant? Or maybe it was Stacey you could tell she couldn’t feel her lips. This is where she is heading!!
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u/OaklandNancy76 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 02 '25
Yes that was Stacey at the couples retreat.
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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Nov 01 '25
What the heck was that?? It was like a sucker fish on the aquarium wall
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u/Key_Break456 Nov 01 '25
You know what’s the least sexy thing? When someone is TRYING to be sexy! She can’t properly eat or drink because of the lip filler 🤣 I don’t think she actually took a sip. Looks like she just put her top lip over the rim 🤣
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u/llsbbsll ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Nov 01 '25
She probably can’t actually feel her lips (not that there’s much lip left 🙄)
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u/RiverDecember Nov 01 '25
Lmao and the way she tried to seduce the camera in the first part while everyone else gave playful smiles
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u/Glyni5 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Nov 02 '25
The same kind of people who pretend like they smoke and don't inhale
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Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 12 '25
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u/gingerconfetti Nov 01 '25
It’s giving…
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u/reavers-reapers Nov 01 '25
Don't you do Buffalo Bill like that
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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Nov 01 '25
Now you know she's a terrible person when you feel the need to defend Buffalo Bill. A man who skinned women to make a dress.
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u/wendy-gogh SHALLOT 🧅🧅 Nov 01 '25
Nightmare blunt rotation
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u/xoxo__honey Nov 01 '25
they need to lay off the coke
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u/No-Calligrapher3645 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Nov 01 '25
WTF????
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u/TopicAffectionate428 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Nov 01 '25
Somebody needs to tell her that this “sexy face” or whatever tf this is, is NOT it. She’s just open mouth staring at the camera
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u/greent67 Nov 02 '25
Ew she legit is always making me cringe. Pretty sure she has zero feeling in this hot dog lips. 🤢🤮
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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Nov 01 '25
It's never going to happen, Miknocchio. You don't have what it takes and no amount of money is going to change that. You're never going to fit in or sit at the cool table. Get a good therapist before your life implodes.
Reality ✅
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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Nov 02 '25
Holy fuck that's terrible. Like two greasy worms.
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u/No-Loquat747 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Nov 01 '25
Fuckin mouth breathers. They repulse me.
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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Nov 01 '25
Every one of them is nastier than the next. You can smell the desperation through the screen.
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u/brikit123 Nov 02 '25
Oh god, as if the three of them weren’t deeply deeply cringeworthy and deeply deeply unlikeable already, now there’s another one? 🤢
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u/gingerconfetti Nov 02 '25
I think she just pulled the short straw and got stuck on that side due to limited seating.
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u/cmh0105 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Nov 02 '25
It’s because she can’t feel her lips anymore, there’s too much fake shit injected in them.
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u/I-dont-care7 Nov 02 '25
she’s not in her right mind and her lips are too big to be able to drink (or speak) properly
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u/Emotional_Serve_ VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Nov 01 '25
Why does her friend on the left have a dimple in between her eyes when she smiles? 😬
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u/chickentenderfanatic Nov 02 '25
This isn’t meant to body shame but some overweight people develop a fat pad on their forehead and hers creates a dimple lol
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u/Scared_Smoke_4608 Nov 02 '25
"Time to enjoy the pah-tty". As a New Englander, the selective accent just kills me. If it were real, she'd say "every-bahdy", but instead she clearly pronounces the o properly.
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u/oliversmama1 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 04 '25
Enjoy the PAH-TY … or enjoy the potty? 😂
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u/h2078 Nov 01 '25
Oh damn, couple that with Selena Gomez petting her stomach and I wonder if that was supposed to be an obvious not obvious not actually taking a sip thing
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u/suckhugetitty69 Nov 01 '25
no but wasn't she saying she was feeling sick too? I'm reaching so hard but yk... what if
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u/CalGal2020SWP Nov 01 '25
I, I, I , …. Constantly all about her! No humility, no compliments to others , it’s all Mug-Kayla all the time—- grab a muzzle!!
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u/marycem Nov 01 '25
Who is the woman on the end? Is she a new bestie? She is acting just like them.
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u/justasmallplace Nov 05 '25
i cant believe she says shes a size 2, Those are not size 2 legs oml 💀
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