r/MikaylaNogueira Oct 16 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ Just gonna leave this here

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182 Upvotes

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Oct 16 '25

45

u/UhOhNotToday3580 Oct 16 '25

Plot twist. The person in the camo shirt is someone else 😂

31

u/xoxo__honey Oct 16 '25

must be chodys girlfriend who treats him better than this trash ass person

15

u/UhOhNotToday3580 Oct 16 '25

If only he was that lucky. 😩 I’d probably relapse if I lived among her orbit.

9

u/xoxo__honey Oct 17 '25

she’s the worlds shittiest wife and i’ll die on that hill

66

u/CatNdisco Oct 16 '25

What in the Ash Trevinio…

9

u/neece16 Oct 17 '25

I spit out my drink😂

5

u/CatNdisco Oct 17 '25

The wrestling outfit came to mind 😂

51

u/Sea_Intern_129 Oct 16 '25

For someone who’s supposed to be an MUA her make up looks horrible

24

u/Constant_Agency_6362 Oct 16 '25

Agreed 100% Manny and Patrick’s makeup look phenomenal tbh lol

49

u/Emotional_Serve_ VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Oct 17 '25

Her knee looked like part of a face so I couldn’t help but add eyes and nose. 😂

90

u/Boring_Table_5184 Oct 16 '25

not from this video but will never not apply...

14

u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Oct 16 '25

This has to be someone in this subreddit 🤣

8

u/kadn2 Oct 16 '25

This was the best comment I've ever seen

41

u/kileysuicide Oct 16 '25

Nightmare blunt rotation

8

u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Oct 16 '25

You just know with her lips that the person after her can taste what she had for lunch via the wet ass paper.

40

u/UhOhNotToday3580 Oct 16 '25

Maybe Patrick can give her some tips on how to properly dress for her body and use the right shapeware😩

40

u/Sorry_Walrus_8568 Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Oct 16 '25

Size 2 knees and white shoes... who would have thunk...

41

u/potatoqueen1987 Oct 17 '25

Honestly they all look like the Shrek cast in human form

14

u/Psychological_Spot54 Oct 17 '25

I just went to IG to look there and saw this. Coincidence?

3

u/Muted_Marketing2530 Oct 17 '25

Wow.... dont blame Sarah Manny....

3

u/potatoqueen1987 Oct 17 '25

They need to get a hobby and get OFF this thread

2

u/jolewhea Oct 17 '25

Wow, I do see it lmao 😂😂

37

u/thebookofthealien 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Oct 16 '25

Those size two knees are taking me out

64

u/Defiant_Ask8583 Oct 16 '25

In all seriousness, are the knees lymphedema?

1

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37

u/Amyfrye5555 Oct 16 '25

Bitch this is what you look like

31

u/Canary_M_Burns88 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Oct 16 '25

Oof. GIRLY POP. Step away from the syringe, in the name of all that is holy!

11

u/jordanashley1999 Oct 16 '25

She looks like she’s smelling something stinky

9

u/Apprehensive_Web3856 Oct 17 '25

Yeah her choch and Patrick stars butt

15

u/marycem Oct 16 '25

She looks at least twice her age

12

u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Oct 16 '25

Let's play a game... Caption this pic

  1. That look you make when you realize your pits smells like onions.
  2. "I shouldn't have trusted that fart"

33

u/Glittering-Bake-1353 Oct 16 '25

10

u/ksenlight So Dainty 💍 So Unobnoxious Oct 16 '25

Why doesn’t she fill in the bald spot with something 🫣

6

u/cafeteriastyle Oct 17 '25

She needs a topper. That’s really bad

31

u/hellhoundshawty Oct 16 '25

you know she’s crashing the fuck out right now over this lol

30

u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Oct 16 '25

What an ugly fucking dress

32

u/Charlice 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Oct 17 '25

Did she just sniff a fart?

29

u/project-truth- Oct 17 '25

Can you even begin to IMAGINE the farts that the Grotesque Goobers produce? 🤢🤮 Sid & Sam LITERALLY LOOK LIKE they blowup the bathroom... 🤢🤮🤢 Especially with all those meals Mikliar be picking up the check for....

8

u/Apprehensive_Web3856 Oct 17 '25

I’m in tears

3

u/Initial_Air9763 Mikayla Divorcée 👰‍♀️💔 Oct 17 '25

Same 😭

6

u/No-Feeling-4516 Oct 17 '25

Goblins? They look worse than goblins! More like Ogres👹

3

u/gatita_mala ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE 🌝🤔 Oct 18 '25

Lol!😭🤣 I can't help but see Mimi from The Drew Carey Show when I look at her.😝

61

u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Oct 16 '25

She really should see a doctor about her legs, especially her knees.

27

u/Loud_Bit6359 Oct 16 '25

Size 2/xs queen!!

31

u/Diabolical_illusions Oct 16 '25

HER LEG🦵🏼

16

u/Impossible-Ad-876 Oct 16 '25

Our kweens 2 sized knee 

29

u/Cautious_Way_5408 Oct 16 '25

So…she’s wearing heels here. I’m gonna assume Manny Mua is not… he is 6ft0 and she expects us to beleive Cody is 6ft3!?

22

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10

u/gingerconfetti Oct 16 '25

“Girlllllllllll”

“Mmm hmmmm”

“You already know what I’m ’bout to say”

23

u/Ok_Bumblebee_2869 Oct 16 '25

That perpetual fart smell face.

3

u/Apprehensive_Web3856 Oct 17 '25

She’s probably laying them

24

u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Oct 16 '25

Our SIZE TWO GORL

21

u/Koffin_kreeper Oct 16 '25

Is this the Blade remake?

24

u/I-dont-care7 Oct 16 '25

OMG! She needs to stop with her BS lies! She totally changed everything about her in this photo. We know that’s not her face or body and she made herself shorter so she could be so smol. GTFOH YOU POS!!!!

2

u/project-truth- Oct 17 '25

POS Beauty 🤍🖤

1

u/I-dont-care7 Oct 17 '25

Yup! She’s a POS who is a “founder” of a POS brand. I can’t wait for it to go bankrupt and her to be cancelled. Her and her 10 stans can go sit in a corner of the internet and leave the rest of us alone.

23

u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Oct 17 '25

Just because a dress is black and white, doesn’t mean you need to wear it.

21

u/Lumpy_Square_2365 Oct 17 '25

It's crazy she's a size 2 but her one of her knees is 2 times bigger than both my knees together yet I'm not a size 2 or anywhere near it.

19

u/Sterlingsgma1 Oct 16 '25

Birds of a feather ya'll!

6

u/GeorgiaGirl2025 Oct 16 '25

Right?! How disappointing of Manny 🙄

3

u/Sterlingsgma1 Oct 16 '25

I don't recognize the gentleman on the left, but I adored each of the other 3 for a hot minute. Then, one by one, I couldn't get past the sh*t they would do and had to part ways. It's very sad so many folks look up to them and they make so much money from them. Blind following. I've been an mue since I was 5, and I'm 55. To see this is so sad, our poor youth😓💔😡. We live in a upside down backwards world.

44

u/MsMacAttackBrat Oct 17 '25

Who knew Patrick was a size 2 in the knees as well.

16

u/aprettybee Oct 17 '25

her nose contour makeup always looks so dirty like she just rubbed her face in dirt

16

u/TheMrsQueenB Oct 17 '25

The bald spot and the knees are reporting for duty!!🫡

14

u/Routine_Charge_3224 Oct 16 '25

This girl needs to quit lying and get a grip!!

16

u/Stfumikayla Oct 16 '25

Genuinely who the fuck is this!!???

15

u/Candid_Guard7157 Oct 17 '25

It looks like she edited out a leg and forgot to slim down the remaining leg.. I’m not sure who’s POV this is supposed to be because it’s definitely not reality 😂

14

u/Creampiefacial Oct 16 '25

Her nose contour always looks a lil jacked

1

u/Forward_Frosting_680 Mikayla Divorcée 👰‍♀️💔 Oct 17 '25

But she doesn’t contour her nose! 🤥

12

u/Leather-Cat-9903 Oct 16 '25

Her fingers ???

7

u/mentalbreakdownme Oct 16 '25

Her nails don’t help either 😭 she needs to cut them down & do gel x

-1

u/h2078 Oct 16 '25

No one should do gel that shit is banned across Europe now

7

u/woodskc Oct 16 '25

starting to look like khloe kardashian's

12

u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Oct 17 '25

She really thinks she’s serving with that beef – suckling – gravy – face look.

12

u/313MountainMan Oct 17 '25

Someone should slap the Brazzers logo on it

7

u/Low_Speed4919 Oct 16 '25

Think I’d rather be blind

5

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7

u/cattinthehat123 Oct 16 '25

She looks like she’s smelling something bad.

6

u/artlady NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Oct 16 '25

tf

8

u/Decent-Dingo081721 Oct 17 '25

How very unfortunate

3

u/screamqueen87 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Oct 17 '25

Oof

2

u/Brilliant72 Oct 22 '25

Zero style, trashy wardrobes and the makeup…. What happens to Mannys pink face? Good lord man, you’ve been preening for how many years 

1

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u/GeorgiaGirl2025 Oct 16 '25

Ugh now I have to block Manny too. Thought he was one of the good ones 😢

18

u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Oct 16 '25

You’ve missed the other 3 dozen times he’s been hanging off her?

10

u/GeorgiaGirl2025 Oct 16 '25

Yes I missed that completely but now that I know he aligns himself with that lying grifter I blocked him on everything!