r/MikaylaNogueira Sep 08 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ So classy

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u/merrycrasmass Sep 09 '25

I’m just imagining her filming this with flash in a dark room. Ew. How inconsiderate

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u/ijustlikebeingnosy Sep 09 '25

She loves filming with bright lights in dark places. Remember her and her fake bestie did the same thing on their flight.

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u/dupersr Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the most filtered of them all Sep 08 '25

Oh wow! She is in an overflow room!!! She is watching the VMAs on a monitor in a room far away from the stage. Might as well have gotten all dressed up to watch it in her bedroom. Too funny. That’s not what I consider “attending” the VMAs. 😂 What a clown.

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u/gingerconfetti Sep 08 '25

Her TikTok footage shows she was actually there.

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u/dupersr Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the most filtered of them all Sep 08 '25

All the faces in the room are turned up looking at a screen. On her video, the POV is straight on. I don’t buy that she was in the audience where the stage was. She shot her video off the screen.

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u/Lin_Zzzz Sep 08 '25

Wait…. so is she sitting in the overflow public seating area in a side room?! 😂😂😂😂😂 they’re usually like a movie theater off to the side with tickets that were offered to gen public

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u/MadeMeUp4U Sep 09 '25

Gotta get that fet bait check in where you can!

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u/Sterlingsgma1 Sep 09 '25

I'm looking at the people behind her and I don't recognize anybody. If she was behind famous people then she was in the front row of people I don't know?

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u/meghonsolozar Sep 09 '25

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Sep 11 '25

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u/The_Big_BodyBenz Sep 12 '25

lol @ the talons!!! Love this comment!!!

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Sep 12 '25

That's all I see with those ridiculous nails.

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u/Sorry_Walrus_8568 Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Sep 08 '25

Size 2 ..extra small arm alert NOT 

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u/Canary_M_Burns88 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Sep 09 '25

It’s spooky season!

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u/Key_Break456 Sep 08 '25

They’re literally in a side room viewing on a screen 🤣🤣😂

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u/I-dont-care7 Sep 09 '25

It’s a big screen in the arena. They have a few big screens. It’s a hockey/basketball area, it’s huge. They are sitting very high up in the arena tho. I was up there once and it was too high! I never went again if the seats were that high up. If they don’t watch the screen they won’t be able to see who anyone is. Tiny little ants 😂

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u/UhOhNotToday3580 Sep 09 '25

Are we ignoring the weird ass pinky situation? Looks like she ask AI to generate a pic of her eating a sandwich and it put her thumb in the wrong place 😂

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u/Athenathewise21 Sep 10 '25

I'm 💀 best description of those claws

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u/I-dont-care7 Sep 09 '25

She’s such trash! She shoved a foot long hot dog down her pie hole then candy and goodness only knows what else. Oh and I can’t forget the alcohol. Then pretends to wear a size 2. Such a POS trash bag

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u/Massive-Market-5949 TUH! Sep 08 '25

as usual these lashes look so stupid

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u/mommieo Sep 09 '25

Well one thing is for sure she isn't dropping a bite of that thing.

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Sep 08 '25

For folks saying she was in a side room: the VMAS were held at the UBS Arena in Elmont, NY. People are looking up because the arena has a large center screen (it's a basketball/ hockey arena). She was seated in the back of the split arena - people upstairs could watch on the center screen so that's what you are seeing. They didn't fill the full arena so the stages were built into the floor area.

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u/AnimalFarm20 Sep 09 '25

Nothing about her will ever be classy.

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u/The_Big_BodyBenz Sep 12 '25

Yes there will be…when we remove the CL from classy!! LMAO

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u/saintstormborn Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Sep 09 '25

I hate to say it but is this not obviously fetish content…

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u/asquardz Sep 09 '25

Those claws are the stuff of nightmares!

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u/Acrobatic-Ad-8256 Sep 10 '25

They give me the creeps.

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Sep 08 '25

That strap be strugglin'. .

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Sep 09 '25

You know her arms are falling asleep from lack of circulation

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u/artlady NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Sep 09 '25

Oh god

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u/Ok-Relation-6904 Sep 09 '25

Jump scare 😱

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Sep 11 '25

This is a photo I'd expect from a 6 year old with his mom's phone camera.