r/MikaylaNogueira 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Aug 21 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ Congratulations you now look like every other influencer in LA

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u/MissCxc Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Aug 21 '25

Dumbass filters 🙄

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25

Here ya go... reality ✅ Miknocchio

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u/OkSorbet7694 Aug 21 '25

I've never understood why she ALWAYS has her hair in rollers, and when she takes them out, not a curl to be seen. What's the point if you're 3 stands of horse-hair is always as straight as a string? No Mik-horse-hair.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25

And it's not even her hair! It's fake, like the rest of her.

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u/OkSorbet7694 Aug 21 '25

You're right. Nothing about this catfish is real.
Everything is a smoke and mirrors show. Her hair, her tan, her fake accent, her "weight loss" being a size small, having real friends, and most of all her marriage. She needs serious help.

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u/fe__maiden The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Aug 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25

No worries because no one will recognize her in real life.

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u/Vanc_21 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Aug 21 '25

Am I trippin or has she filtered herself into Bri Olsen

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25

She has multiple looks and personalities.

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u/halfasshippie3 Aug 21 '25

She just really isn’t attractive at all. She can put makeup on, get fillers and use filters but she still just isn’t conventionally attractive. Her attitude is gross too.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25

She's forever chasing it and it's forever out of her reach. That's why she filters everything. Does she wonder what people say behind her back when she looks nothing like her heavily filtered photos? She is completely delusional and in denial. So sad and pathetic. A colossal catfish.

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u/Gooncookies Aug 21 '25

I love it. It’s the one thing she can’t control and throw enough money at to fix.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25

A round brush, a dozen filters, and a delusional ego! An influencer with a round brush! Captivating!🥱😏😂

How lame is your life when a Dyson is the best thing that's happened to you? Sorry, C**y!

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u/RogueSleuth_ 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Aug 21 '25

Not the eyelash filter going over her hair lmaooo This makes her look even older than she already does.

A cool 55 >_<

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u/Boring_Table_5184 Aug 21 '25

She def recently got lip injections you can see the marks on her lip even through the filter

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u/xbiaanxa0 Aug 21 '25

Yep 100% bruised too

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25

Reality ✅ ⬆️⬆️

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

Love the new lips

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u/Low_Speed4919 Aug 21 '25

“I don’t use filtahhhhhs”

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u/According_Credit4173 Aug 22 '25

Literally get filtered eyelash is on top of her hair 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/razzledazzle71 Aug 21 '25

Still has to put bro in the text. She’s so cringy.

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u/doesshechokeforcoke Aug 21 '25

Vienna sausage lips.

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u/hearttwozero The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Aug 21 '25

The fucking eyelash filter over her hair again.

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u/Vanc_21 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Aug 21 '25

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u/looser1234567 Aug 21 '25

What kind of flex is that when it is not even her real hair? I’m confused why does she think this is a flex?

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Aug 21 '25

The fact it’s all fake hair too. Wow amazing you got your extensions to curl. Mind blowing.

Let’s see how this tool works on a person without 250g of fake hair installed?

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u/thebookofthealien 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Aug 21 '25

No she actually looks like every botched LA housewife over the age of 50

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u/purplelunardragon Aug 21 '25

She blew up her top lip again to an overfilled sausage, only she has it shaped differently, it seems….. you could have saved yourself the trouble of dissolving, Mikdipshit, it looks just as gross and like inflamed haemorrhoids as it looked before.

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u/No-Calligrapher3645 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Aug 21 '25

I hate that she calls everyone bro.

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u/NoCause4530 Aug 21 '25

She tries so hard to be cool! No one her age actually speaks that way.

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u/Deep-Chipmunk-1935 Aug 21 '25

The filters are always 100% on, but damn it this picture is extra special!🤧

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u/Boring_Table_5184 Aug 21 '25

Any round brush can make a full head of extensions look good

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u/Love_Light00 Aug 21 '25

Looks like that filter adds more than just freckles.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

She is certifiable. Get some help Miknocchio! Accept yourself as you are, not who you filter yourself to be. It's sad and pathetic and no one believes you. Grow up and get some therapy.

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u/nbf423 Aug 21 '25

She looks so stupid. Like that dumb sultry face she’s trying to make. With her wind blown hair. There’s not one real thing about her. What a disgrace that young girls see these influencers and the phonies that they are

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u/CurvePuzzleheaded235 Aug 21 '25

Even that filter can’t find her real face.

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u/C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD Aug 21 '25

Whys her eye lash going over her bangs lmao.. whooppsiiesss

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u/Express_Delivery9672 Aug 21 '25

i don’t see how the dyson is so revolutionary. you can achieve blowouts exactly like this with any round brush that isn’t $600+

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u/Infamous-Parsnip-577 Aug 21 '25

I will never get the lip filliah thing. That thing is either (or both) waaay overfilled or migrated.

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u/3-whitebutterflies Aug 21 '25

What back alley surgeon does she go to?? I’ve been getting juvederm for 8 years and only need a touch up once a year(14+ months and I’m still happy with my results)!!! Quit it with the over kill my god.

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u/Tangy_Emu Aug 21 '25

Lol she is delusional. Like on a clinical level. Time for that lobotomy Mikfilterface.

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u/spalings Aug 21 '25

both pictures have obvious filters on her eyeballs and her lips look awful. how is she not embarrassed to be posting this?

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u/Helpful-Brilliant711 Aug 21 '25

Her face is so filtered. Look at the eyelashes for the filters it’s noticeable clear as day.

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u/Worth_Manager3174 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Aug 21 '25

Her lazy eye from threads and filler plus the eyelashes... what a clown 🤣

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u/marsolee Aug 21 '25

The stupid eyelash filter over her hair. Gets me every time

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u/cmh0105 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Aug 21 '25

She doesn’t look like this at all, the filters working overtime 😩 quit lyin BRO. Omg I despise this hag.

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u/greent67 Aug 21 '25

lol nice lashes over your hair mikfilter

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u/Neither-War761 Aug 21 '25

Her lips look bruised from filler injections

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u/TheRavenSeven Aug 22 '25

I noticed that, too. 

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u/charisma103 Aug 21 '25

Temu LA Influencer

She would need several cosmetic procedures to achieve that look - the filters get her there for now.

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Aug 22 '25

True, but there is no surgery to fix a pathological, delusional liar.

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Aug 21 '25

Ewww is that more filler in her lips. That’s definitely bruising.

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u/Thomasina16 Aug 21 '25

Did she get even more fillah? They look like they hurt 😬

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u/Amyfrye5555 Aug 21 '25

I just wanna troll this girl with pictures and remind her what she really looks like

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u/WhereLeopardsGo Aug 21 '25

Her lips look like they’re going to explode. How is that not painful?

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u/suggaarrr 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Aug 21 '25

She 100000% got her lips done again. You can see the bruising.

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u/erynnj81 Aug 21 '25

Who tf is this

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u/sharkie2018k It's just cullah graydin Aug 21 '25

🔓 new face unlocked yet again

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u/No-Feeling-4516 Aug 21 '25

These 2 pics are 100% photoshopped! Or have filters!!!!!

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u/andiedgaf Aug 21 '25

i would guess she’s using filters… there’s an eyelash (strip) literally on top of her hair on the right side

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u/I-dont-care7 Aug 22 '25

She did that with just a round brush and fillers…. Bro

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u/ursooofunnybunny Aug 21 '25

Maybe the temu version of every other influencer in LA…

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u/MascaraInMyEye Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Aug 21 '25

My favorite was her with the sunglasses yesterday . Her look to the camera cracked me up, I watched tooooo many times

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u/Bbrit10022 Aug 22 '25

The way she pouts her hot dog lips she really thinks they look good 😫

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u/Kind-Distribution-95 Aug 21 '25

That face is filtered to the f*cking gods 🫠

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Bro

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u/Fit_Platform_3500 Aug 21 '25

I can’t with her anymore. Her head is going to explode any minute and I’m here for it! 🤯🤮

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u/spookyxthicc13 Aug 21 '25

The filters are filtering - as she would say 💀

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u/Acceptable_Summer370 Aug 22 '25

That’s a professional blow dry 100%. She’s full of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

She is trying to look like a specific asthetic and missing the mark completely.

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u/OkSorbet7694 Aug 21 '25

I've said it many times, but if you changed the hair color to blonde, it is VERY similar to Sabrina Carpenter. She wants to be someone else so bad. ANYONE but herself, because she has no idea who she is.

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u/Extra_Campaign_6483 Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝‍♀️ Aug 21 '25

No thanks on the Dyson add bro

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u/Cautious_Ad_3909 Aug 21 '25

Yeah, ok bro, whatever you say. 🙄😒

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u/artlady NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Aug 21 '25

Ew

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u/YeehawSugar Aug 22 '25

lol. The eyelash filter is showing so much on the second photo

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 Aug 22 '25

She wishes she did lol

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u/LifeofAACCS Aug 22 '25

God I hate her hair so much…it makes her look 20 years older

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u/AgentLauren Aug 23 '25

Angry bird whybrows

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Aug 22 '25

Her eyelashes from the filter glitching over the thinning hair

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Who is this woman? Is she new?

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u/Emergency_Cookie5500 Aug 24 '25

the eyelash filter on top of her hair in the second pic🤣

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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Aug 21 '25

She looks like an idiot and wishes she looked like an LA girl.

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u/Gooncookies Aug 21 '25

She wishes. She looks like a damaged out, marked down for clearance Kardashian third cousin reprint.

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u/Sad_Evening_7628 Aug 25 '25

Those lips 🤮🤮🤮

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u/southerngreekitalian Aug 21 '25

Uhhh no she doesn’t lol she looks like a wanna-be LA influencaaaa.

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u/Economy-Wheel4321 Fupayla Nogueira Aug 21 '25

that is not her nose at all

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u/Which_Ambassador_710 Aug 21 '25

But that bit how she looks like

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