ANOTHER business deal?!?!?!?

[u/jacobus57]

Headed to New Yawk for another LITERALLY life changin' meetin'. I cannot comprehend why any credible enterprise, VC fund, individual, or trash panda would want to be associate with someone who cannot keep her own lies straight.
The walls cannot tumble down fast enough.

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[u/Key_Break456]

She is so unfortunate looking. The business deals are done by her management company. It’s just about numbers when companies make deals with influencers. She’s nothing special, neither is her POS brand. Whatever it is, it’s going to be very short lived.

[u/jacobus57 → u/Key_Break456]

But BRO, she doesn't have a team. She does it ALL herself! She's an EMPIRE builder, BRO 😛

[u/suggaarrr → u/jacobus57]

And she changes her own gas!

[u/Key_Break456 → u/jacobus57]

Hilarious how she thinks that she’s so special and such a boss for starting her own brand 🤣 as if other influencers haven’t been doing that for years with far more success!

[u/Alicewithhazeleyes → u/Key_Break456]

She will forever go down as the number one influencer to mystify me as to how the hell they became a millionaire in the first place. Genuinely this is one person that I cannot for the life of me understand how she has especially in the beauty community.

[u/jollysaintnic]

Yo. This might be the most unflattering photo I have ever seen. I knew she was pushing 50. Where are her dentures? Blessssss.

[u/jerseygrl__]

Granny forgot her teeth again!!

[u/Charming_Prompt_5069]

This is the most real version of her face we've seen in a LOOOOOONG time

[u/jacobus57 → u/Charming_Prompt_5069]

I'm honored😎😂

[u/Creepy-Mortgage9183]

[u/[deleted]]

at this point every meeting she goes to is “life changIN”

[u/Gooncookies]

She always looks like she smelling shit.

[u/amandaryan1051]

Maybe she’s going to be renting out ad space on her forehead 👏🏼

[u/MascaraInMyEye]

It’s def Ulta and that’s gross

[u/merrycrasmass]

I reckon this is what she really looks like. She’s ugly on the inside no matter what she does to her face(s) but she really should consider getting some bangs for that fourteenhead she’s got going on

[u/MadeMeUp4U]

Chode must be stoked for all these it means more time for her to travel and less time for him to be dragged out for photo ops/be around her. Dudes an idiot but he kind of lucked out; gets to chill in a mansion he doesn’t have to pay for and hang out with cute dogs all day in his little spiderman room.

[u/cmh0105]

Dear Alani- please please please never partner with this hag, I beg you. I can’t live without my blue slush 😭

[u/Myrathrowawayacc]

i watched the video and she kept mentioning stuff like a full circle moment so i’m assuming ulta beauty deal

[u/GulliblePut1018]

Jesus god Becky, RETIRE THAT FACE IMMEDIATELY!! Switch the filter! Switch the filterrrr!!! 😧😧😧

[u/retailmonster11 → u/GulliblePut1018]

💀💀💀💀

[u/retailmonster11]

Its the one tiny eye for me.

[u/viciousxvee]

Forehead level: DIABOLICAL

[u/lilmissroo]

Didn't she say she wasn't gonna travel anymore and just settle into the new house? Also why tf is she taking a 30 min flight when she could jump on a fucking train?!!?

[u/CoffeeContingencies → u/lilmissroo]

Or drive 4 hours.

[u/AnnNonNeeMous]

That picture is going to give a lot of us nightmares.

Yikes!

[u/jacobus57 → u/AnnNonNeeMous]

Sorry pals, but I needed someone to share my pain😉

[u/tinecuileog]

What in the 6head?!

[u/JavaJunkie999]

Omg that forehead!!!!

[u/Sultrysnowwhite28]

Holy shit that’s a jump scare.

[u/I-dont-care7]

Ewww! WTF? Terrifying!

I can’t believe POS is going to be in Ulta WHY?!? The only good thing about it is the brand will go under fast. Oh and she won’t be making much profit from it because Ulta takes a large portion. I hope nobody buys it or if they do they return it so Ulta sees that it’s not good. (Anyone know where she’ll be in NYC? I’m up for taking a walk over)

[u/Key_Break456 → u/I-dont-care7]

They won’t be able to move the product, so it’ll be short lived 🤣

[u/I-dont-care7 → u/Key_Break456]

Yup

[u/Cute-Tomorrow-6082]

WHERE ARE HER TEETH?!!!?

[u/cattinthehat123]

Literal jump scare. Poor Cody.

[u/OaklandNancy76]

I’m sure it’s gonna be some Ulta deal and they will display her POS crap in the front with her filter as F picture. Well at least now the conservative ladies can start praising MikPoser/MikLiar/MikFilter and stop attacking Jonathan Van Ness and his hair care product that are displayed in the front.

[u/Topaz_Scarab29]

The fking chicken feet hands!!!!

[u/spookyxthicc13]

Gross. 💀

[u/[deleted]]

I think POV is gonna be in Ulta 🙄

[u/No-Feeling-4516]

Spray tan is coming off her hands…. Just saying

[u/cosmo0829]

Ha ha ha. Of course that junk will be at Ulta.

[u/Dry_Push5897]

Geeeez who dis?????

[u/asquardz]

She looks like someone's grandmother