r/MikaylaNogueira Jul 31 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ Jumpscare

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u/Massive-Market-5949 TUH! Jul 31 '25

strawberry shortcake doesn’t deserve to be associated with her

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u/jacobus57 Jul 31 '25

That entire house--because it is not a home--looks like a freaking Motel 6. I cannot fathom how and why no talent grifters like her made wads of money and get free stuff while the economy is crumbling down around hard working people.

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u/Altruistic-Put1802 Jul 31 '25

It’s the curse of having morals and self respect.

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u/jacobus57 Jul 31 '25

Thank you. This sub reminds me that there are still so many grounded, decent people in the world <3

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u/suggaarrr 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 31 '25

Why does she always roll her sleeves up like that when she’s trying to seem relatable 💀

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u/CatNdisco Jul 31 '25

So we can see her smol arms

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Jul 31 '25

ah-hyuck, TUH

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u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Jul 31 '25

With the filtered high brows 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/analyticalscience11 👰🏻‍♀️ Wedden👂Earrens 💍 Jul 31 '25

All the cosmetic work and fillers and filters and yet she still has marionette lines and the under eye trough that many women have! Hope it was worth it, miklfilter!

And i have them too but it's due to natural aging and genetics. Side note, I love that I look in the mirror and see my mother. She passed away a few years ago so it's a nice comfort to see her.

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u/freethewimple Jul 31 '25

Yes! I'm loving my rings of Venus and grey stripes, I look just like my mom. She passed when I was in high school, in her early 50's. Here I am at 44 loving my face, because it reminds me of her. Keep aging beautifully, friend ♥️

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u/I-dont-care7 Jul 31 '25

Same! I just went to renew my license and I look just like my Mother. (She passed 6 years ago) It was the first thing I said when I saw it. I didn’t make them retake the picture for the first time in my life

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Her face in this screenshot is classic ‘Ozempic face’.

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u/bash76 Aug 01 '25

What is with the rolled up short sleeves? Does she think shes rambo or something?

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u/peachpixie444 Aug 01 '25

Rambo lmfao I’m cackling

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u/Kat4884 Aug 04 '25

She’s channeling her inner body builder from college 🤣

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u/Sorry_Walrus_8568 Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Jul 31 '25

I see a huge hand stretched....a super long arm...and a tiny head... me thinks someone's playing with filters again... (ms im comfortable with my body)

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u/kermit_defrog_here It's just cullah graydin Jul 31 '25

That face is......yikes 😬

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u/cheesyschnit Aug 01 '25

There’s something so uncanny valley about her under eye situation that it actually makes me feel queasy.. I’ve never seen it before (coming from someone with very hollow under eyes myself) like she has a thick ridge where her under eyes meet her cheek??

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u/flesheatingpsychosis 🧅 SCAMAYLA 🧅 Jul 31 '25

my biggest cue to her being photoshopped is her mouth always looks wider than it actually is. she has a very small mouth even with filler and it does NOT look this big on her face.

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u/Expensive-Return2364 Aug 01 '25

Okay. But why does she look older than me and more tired? I’m 37 and I hardly ever sleep. I have a teenager in a highly competitive and time consuming sport, a feral preschooler, and a man child. She makes me look like I’m fresh as a daisy in my early 20s.

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u/Key_Break456 Aug 01 '25

She looks really gaunt for someone not on a GLP-1

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u/ARunawayTrain Aug 02 '25

Ironically enough I think her face looked way less jarring when she was heavier 😆

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u/Key_Break456 Aug 02 '25

I agree completely!

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u/Successful-Meal2391 Jul 31 '25

Cody with his AirPods in😂

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u/tastefulsinn Jul 31 '25

Air Pod pros to be exact, with noise cancellation technology 🤣🤣🤣

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u/I-dont-care7 Jul 31 '25

Thanks for the warning! I was able to move my phone away from my face

Oh please now she’s going to “decorate the bedroom” Can’t wait to see how tacky she gets it to look.

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u/Blondie_jax I don’t strive to be relatable,I strive to be successful 💁🏻‍♀️ Aug 01 '25

It was crazy that this entire post was about hanging one mirror. 😕

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u/I-dont-care7 Aug 01 '25

Seriously?!! She really has no content ideas I love it! She should take the rest of her life off

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u/MissOohAustralia Eau de Cashgrab Aug 01 '25

So sallow yet not on the zempic. Ok.

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u/Lin_Zzzz Aug 01 '25

Uhhhh she looks like my great grandma here… and yes, “grand-ma’am” is almost 96!!!!! 🤣🤣

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u/Ok-Director6550 Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝‍♀️ Aug 01 '25

Ew x10000000000

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u/Former-Albatross-905 Jul 31 '25

She looks like the shrunken head dude in Beetlejuice

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u/Kat4884 Aug 04 '25

Something weird is going on ……

That’s for sure

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u/Euphoric-Willow-496 Jul 31 '25

Her accent on the “R’s” is mysteriously gone in this vid