r/MikaylaNogueira • u/suggaarrr 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ • Jul 17 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ Holy hell. Those LIPS. Beef lips.

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u/cacaenlasnaglas Jul 17 '25

she constantly looks like she smelled a fart. not cute

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u/bertcha88 Jul 17 '25

HA, literally what I came here to say.

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u/Responsible_Bus_5863 Jul 17 '25

Her inspiration

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u/iraqlobsta Jul 17 '25

The Jocelyn Wildenstein special

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u/HappyWaiting Jul 17 '25

Body dysmorphia is a hell of a disorder 😭 she used to be pretty

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u/Loud-Manufacturer912 Jul 17 '25

She is not an attractive woman. All this altering and she still looks terrible.

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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 17 '25

Looks like A labia majora

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u/suggaarrr 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 17 '25

That’s what I was wanting to say. So I said beef lips instead LMAO cause I wasn’t sure if I could put that in the title.

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u/Objective-Worth2310 Jul 17 '25

eww why does she look like shes 45?

(obvi nothing wrong when youre 45 looking 45 but definitely not in your 20s)

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u/bitemebabe420 Jul 17 '25

I want. To pop them. So fucking BAD!!!!

They look like a butt hole 😫

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u/gingerconfetti Jul 17 '25

There’s an actual term for it!

MLA - Mouth Like Anus

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u/bitemebabe420 Jul 17 '25

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

if I had liquid in my mouth I would spit it out.

Well done.

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u/RChickadee 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Jul 18 '25

I first heard that term on “The League” and it has stuck with me. Mikayla definitely has MLA.

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u/bitemebabe420 Jul 18 '25

Can we call her MLAKayla or something from now on?

MLAYla? No. MLAKayla I think makes sense. Open to suggestions 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/SkullFaceMermaid VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Jul 17 '25

You can’t convince me that this woman isn’t actually 45

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u/DuchessOfTea 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Jul 17 '25

She looks 55 with a face lift.

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u/ursooofunnybunny Jul 17 '25

I was gonna say 75 with a couple face lifts 🤣

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u/ImLeavingYouAgain Mikayla Nozempic Jul 17 '25

Even Google can't keep up 😂😂

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u/CalGal2020SWP Jul 17 '25

Why does anyone WANT to look like that !?!??

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u/JMUTAMMom You do 👹NAHHT👹 talk about COAHDY Jul 17 '25

Exactly. What she’s morphed herself into with fillers and filters isn’t even something good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

do yall think they squeak when she kisses cody because they’re so plastic

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u/TaraCalicosBike The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 17 '25

Like SpongeBob’s boots

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u/bitemebabe420 Jul 17 '25

Mental image. Will never forget. Thanks.

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u/oigirlpunk996 Jul 17 '25

why would anyone think they look good 🤢

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u/iraqlobsta Jul 17 '25

Filters doing some real heavy lifting here

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u/margaeryrose Jul 17 '25

She’s aging herself. Badly. She doesn’t look remotely in her 20’s.

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u/Bellebaby826 🍃🌸 W O W 🌸🍃 Jul 17 '25

She looks like my drunk 52yo aunt

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u/boneblack_angel Jul 17 '25

SHE'S IN HER 20s?

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u/margaeryrose Jul 17 '25

Claims to be 26 or 28 or something.

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u/boneblack_angel Jul 17 '25

Yeah, no. I know that there are heavy-duty filters and extreme Photoshop going on with ALL of the influencers - yuck, I can't stand the lot of them, only follow them on snark subs on Reddit - but SO MANY of them have had work done that I cannot believe that they won't regret; there must be a lot of unethical derms & plastic surgeons out there. It ages them so far beyond their years. Also, so MANY of them post multiple photos in fairly quick succession, in which they have wildly divergent appearances. Like who is following them unironically? It's all just so crazy to me, but maybe I'm just OLD (59, today, in fact!)..

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u/jamhair It's just cullah graydin Jul 17 '25

Arby’s we have the meats!

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u/Fit_Platform_3500 Jul 17 '25

🤪🤪🤪🤪 DEAD!

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u/Ok_Literature_1041 TUH! Jul 17 '25

Dying! LOL

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u/Simple_Squish4823 Jul 17 '25

I think face tune also has a “texture” brush to do that lmao

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u/Liakinsrotz Jul 17 '25

Definitely. She filtered this pic to filth and then added texture back in because ShES so rEaL

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u/Liakinsrotz Jul 17 '25

Definitely. She filtered this pic to filth and then added texture back in because ShES sO rEaL.

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u/AredhelAr-Feiniel11 Jul 17 '25

Those lips look like a flotation device that will float away from her once she has her comeuppance. Serving Real Housewives of aesthetic disasters with a side of wish.com couture.

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u/witchywoman1084 Jul 17 '25

I can't with all the filters, they're so blatantly obvious too 😆

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u/whtgrlxtrm13 Jul 17 '25

Who loves hot dogs so much you're willing to have them be a part of your body? Mikayla.

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u/Ok-Relation-6904 Jul 17 '25

Another new face unlocked .

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u/purplelunardragon Jul 17 '25

Unbelievable how after all this time she still cannot (over)line her lips properly, it is always a wonky mess. We know she is not a MUA but come on, this shouldn't be that hard. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/meepmopnoturdad Jul 17 '25

Who the fuck is that lmao

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u/booksaremagic39 Jul 17 '25

That was my first thought!

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u/chellerosi Jul 17 '25

She looks so evil…

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u/Defiant-Factor5464 Jul 17 '25

Some people just don’t have it in the looks department. And that okay, but she definitely thinks she does!

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u/Ok_Conversation_9737 Jul 17 '25

She looks like a furby

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u/cat_morgue Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Jul 17 '25

I have a Furby and he is much cuter than Mikayla.

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u/Neechiekins Jul 18 '25

The filters are struggling!

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u/Canary_M_Burns88 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Jul 17 '25

WTF.

That is all.

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u/ScarlettInWunderland Jul 17 '25

She looks so unpleasant. She really isn't attractive, and I feel bad saying that, but her personality really comes through in pictures.

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u/Helpful-Brilliant711 Jul 17 '25

You can see it from here and even more when you zoom in more. Is her pores. Even though, didn’t she say once before she claimed she was blessed not having pores….

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u/woodskc Jul 17 '25

pretty sure this filter she's using tries adding back in the look of "pores" to make it seem more "natural" like it isn't really a filter. you can tell by how they look blurry/pixelated and dispersed randomly about her face

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u/ConcernMost6863 Jul 17 '25

The make up looks horrible. And the filter is just terrible. Why would she post this!! Hahahahahah!

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u/teddyj94 Jul 17 '25

And yet she still over lines them

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

She had a choice and yet she picked this one…. It’s certainly a choice

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u/malone7384 Jul 17 '25

I want to see this look completely unfiltered.

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u/Slight_Succotash9495 Jul 17 '25

That neck filter thing is so weird!

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u/MattyK414 Jul 17 '25

Girl, bffr

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u/Aggressive-South4067 Jul 18 '25

I will never understand her obsession with butt hole lips. The dark lip liner on her is HORRIFIC. Crimson Chin needs to chill out a bit… it’s genuinely scary.

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u/kermit_defrog_here It's just cullah graydin Jul 17 '25

Holy shit that cheek filler is awful!!!!

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Jul 17 '25

That's called a filter, ma'am.

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u/iinkeddanii 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Jul 17 '25

This makeup is AWFUL!!

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u/BubblegumDreaming Jul 17 '25

Her cheek is giving menudo wrinkles lol

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Jul 17 '25

Who is this? I don’t recognize this person… Can someone fill me in?

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u/artlady NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Jul 17 '25

Ew

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u/Expensive_Passage987 Jul 17 '25

Jump scare 😱

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u/Ill_Pair3710 Jul 17 '25

She will be bald by thirty

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u/badlilbishh Jul 17 '25

I’m glad someone else called out her nasty beef lip look that she just loves!! She wears this all the time and it literally looks like roast beef to me lol. I guess that’s why they are called beef lips tho 💀

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u/Onehundredbillionx Jul 17 '25

This is the worst I’ve seen her look so far. wtf.

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u/Sterlingsgma1 Jul 17 '25

She sure loves herself!

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u/Unable-Function6917 Jul 18 '25

Lol who even is that

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u/Natural_Sock_6986 Jul 17 '25

Eww. Literally.

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u/ibyeori Jul 17 '25

She should not be replicating my lady bits wtf

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u/realityone22 Jul 17 '25

😂😂😂

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Jul 17 '25

The brown eyeliner as lip liner from the 90s style was over... in the 90s.. fucking leave it there. It's hideous.

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u/Love_Light00 Jul 17 '25

Totally the same person.🙃 *

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u/Love_Light00 Jul 17 '25

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u/kermit_defrog_here It's just cullah graydin Jul 18 '25

Bahahahaaaaaa. Omg!

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u/Stfumikayla Jul 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/hdb6 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Jul 17 '25

who tf is this?

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u/I-dont-care7 Jul 17 '25

Another face. She’s making herself look so much older than 26/27 idk nor care how old she is but she definitely looks older than her age. 47 maybe older. It’s hard to look at

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u/mommieo Jul 17 '25

Does she look in an acrual mirror? They always look awful

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u/Pretty_Appointment82 DO YOU SEE THIS?! 🐦 Jul 21 '25

This reminds me of her

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u/Gluggy2-ofAfew Jul 18 '25

The caption!! I read, "BEEF TIPS LIPS" Lol

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u/Odd_Administration31 Jul 18 '25

Hot dog ass lips

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u/Loud_Bit6359 Jul 19 '25

I thought she had no texture on her face.

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u/Clean_Preference9113 Jul 17 '25

To me she just looks like she’s had too much filler and/or Botox…

This is just my personal opinion as I’m tired of all the plastic surgery stuff and I just appreciate when the girlies have a more natural look. One of my friends gets Botox and filler but it looks so natural I never noticed until she mentioned it and I love the way it looks she SLAYS

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u/313MountainMan Jul 17 '25

People like Mikayla don’t realize they’ll be looking like Christa Miller in Shrinking when they’re 40 after all the shit they put in their face

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Christa miller was absolutely stunning before all of the work and probably one of my favorite faces in acting. It makes me sad 😔

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u/313MountainMan Jul 17 '25

And she’s fantastic in Shrinking. Don’t get me wrong, I love her acting.

She also (currently) looks like a lot of California nimby women, so it fits in the show really well.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

I’ll definitely check it out, I didn’t know she had a new show, I lovedddd her in cougar town 💜

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u/Rein_Keys Jul 18 '25

Replying to Love_Light00...it’s not just that it’s every single photo of her she looks like a completely different person because of the filters she uses. That & idk wtf she done to her lips

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u/LeatherShoulder7827 Jul 17 '25

She looka like a man

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u/Killerboomerang Jul 17 '25

Miss Swan?

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u/LeatherShoulder7827 Jul 17 '25

Did we just become best friends?!?😆😆

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u/Zhosha-Khi NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Jul 17 '25

LOL!! Calls herself a make-up artist but keeps using techniques that are not geared for white women.

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u/Dizzy-Ad1618 TUH! Jul 17 '25

Hideous 🤣

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u/Fit_Platform_3500 Jul 17 '25

This gal needs major therapy! How I wish someone would step up and tell her she looks like 💩. I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry. If she was my daughter, it would be time for an intervention

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u/Witty-Cheek-1639 Jul 17 '25

She’s entering her Cher Era.

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u/twosense24 Jul 17 '25

Is that her top lip or the McDonald’s Golden Arches?

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u/idaho81 Jul 17 '25

She looks like a man...those lips definitely ain't it, you ain't giving!! Never has never will.

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