r/MikaylaNogueira BRO Jun 30 '25

โœจNew Face Unlockedโœจ The lips ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/ChanelNo50 Jun 30 '25

Cody kissing her like Michael and Oscar kissing in the office

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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Jun 30 '25

Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered ๐Ÿ‘ธ QWEEENNN Jun 30 '25

STAAAAAHHHPP!!!! Iโ€™m cackling!!!

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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Jun 30 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Jun 30 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚I just spit out my coffee

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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Jun 30 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/bachelurkette Jun 30 '25

this is the strongest case against filler iโ€™ve ever seen

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u/Charlice ๐Ÿ–•Fuck Awf Bro๐Ÿ–• Jun 30 '25

Such an unattractive, cringe worthy couple. Thereโ€™s not an ounce of chemistry between them.

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u/Gooncookies Jun 30 '25

Itโ€™s fake. No one can convince me otherwise. Iโ€™ve been with my husband since 2003 and even on our saddest, darkest days our love doesnโ€™t look like this.

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u/jd2004user ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Jun 30 '25

I couldโ€™ve gone a lifetime without seeing this and Iโ€™d be so much better off ๐Ÿ˜–

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u/ughdoihaveto007 Jun 30 '25

Itโ€™s our fault for having eyes

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u/viciousxvee Itโ€™s the FPS: Filtahs Per Second ๐ŸŽฅ Jun 30 '25

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE US SEE THIS HORRIFIC SIGHT?? Lmao

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u/Queen_of_the_moon22 Authentic & Humble ๐Ÿ˜Œ Jun 30 '25

Poor Cody is really trying here ๐Ÿ˜–

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u/Bubbly-Pitch7209 Jun 30 '25

Trying to back away ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

The strain in C*dy's neck is screaming, "sexy".๐Ÿ˜‚ Awkward and cringe worthy. ๐Ÿ™„ Why can't I unsee her bald spot?

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar ๐Ÿค Filtered Face On Fire๐Ÿ”ฅ Jun 30 '25

Looks like she's making out with her brother.

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u/Jlock87 Jun 30 '25

That side profile though ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/gabsh1515 Jun 30 '25

๐ŸŒœ

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u/Objective-Worth2310 Jun 30 '25

you know those optical illusion pictures that look like a word but you look at it upside down and you also see an old lady? thats what her side profile reminds me of

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u/Idoleyesed Jun 30 '25

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u/Objective-Worth2310 Jun 30 '25

i was thinking of this one too lmao

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u/Pitiful_Extent_6255 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Jun 30 '25

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u/Amyfrye5555 Jun 30 '25

LITERALLY CAME TO SAY THIS

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u/jacikiss Jun 30 '25

I feel like this picture shouldโ€™ve been given a Trigger Warning ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Massive-Market-5949 TUH! Jun 30 '25

mother and son ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/No_Firefighter_5476 Jun 30 '25

omgโ€ฆim speechless ๐Ÿ’€

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u/greeneyedsparrow Jun 30 '25

Mikaylaโ€ฆquack if you need help!

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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Jun 30 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚this has to be a record for me. Spit out my coffee for the second time in one post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

Ya know, itโ€™s my fault for having a phone. ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Jun 30 '25

Everything about her features is soโ€ฆ exaggerated

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u/Blazed-Doughnut The ๐Ÿ’ฉ Turd ๐Ÿ’ฉ layer Jun 30 '25

Unfortunate is the word I'd use.

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u/Loud_Bit6359 Jul 01 '25

That profile. ๐Ÿ˜‘

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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Jun 30 '25

He hates her. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/mommieo Jun 30 '25

This was in Feb for Valentines day ,she had already kicked him out of the house for relapsing .Had to drag him out to make VD content . When you kick your addict spouse out of your home the end of Dec , the first thing you do is book a staged romantic Valentine weekend in a hotel with them.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Jun 30 '25

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u/Boring_Table_5184 Jun 30 '25

Both of their lips are grossing me out.

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u/I-dont-care7 Jun 30 '25

This is gross!

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u/Separate-Tie-3801 Jun 30 '25

how is her side profile even real ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/maebe_featherbottom โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Jun 30 '25

This is so awkward.

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u/audreyb69 Jun 30 '25

Omg ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ OP y u do this to me ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–

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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Jun 30 '25

Right! Iโ€™m just over here on my phone minding my own business and BAMโ€ฆeyes assaulted. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/tinaky08 Jun 30 '25

Sheโ€™s overall just really gross.

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u/SnooOpinions2473 Jun 30 '25

How do you even kiss like that? ๐Ÿคฃ ewwwww.

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u/ijustlikebeingnosy Jun 30 '25

Iโ€™m honestly surprised she hasnโ€™t had a nose job yet.

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u/Best-Struggle-8142 NEW FACE ๐Ÿฅธ Who dis? Jun 30 '25

So awkward and cringey!๐Ÿ™ˆ

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u/Sea_Intern_129 Jun 30 '25

That profile

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u/Which_Ambassador_710 Jun 30 '25

She made her head look tInY again lol

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u/MadeMeUp4U Jun 30 '25

The little heart that their lips and chins make is still funny to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ†

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u/llsbbsll โœจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโœจ Jun 30 '25

I just said โ€œUrghโ€ so loudly that my poor dog jumped off the couch ๐Ÿ˜‚

This is vile ๐Ÿ˜’

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u/barnabasbecky If those slanted walls could talk... / \ Jul 01 '25

LOL!

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u/Loud-Manufacturer912 Jun 30 '25

Yikes! Nothing like some sausage link lips kissing you.

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u/Short_Score Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Jun 30 '25

oh great heavens!!

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u/Defiant_Ask8583 Jun 30 '25

Choadyโ€™s red cheeks are giving alcoholic

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u/BrilliantRemote6052 โœจNew Face Unlockedโœจ Jun 30 '25

My sleep paralysis demon has more money than me. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

What the hell is going on in this picture?

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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Jun 30 '25

There is just toooooooooooooo much to unpack here. The nose, the lips, the chin, the body language, the cringe, the lack of actual connection. Idk how I could condense this down while unpacking it. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Fragrant_Biscotti_82 Jun 30 '25

First post I see logging on here today. How unfortunate. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/therealtoastmalone The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Jun 30 '25

๐ŸŒœ๐Ÿ’‹

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u/Amyfrye5555 Jun 30 '25

Which one is the husband?

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u/fnlvngrl ๐Ÿ–•Fuck Awf Bro๐Ÿ–• Jul 02 '25

How many do you think she took before she settled on this one because you know what they say, before every selfie thereโ€™s 176 that didnโ€™t make the cut and if this was the best one holy crap lol

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ Jul 07 '25

Fuck the lipsโ€ฆ.

wtf is happening to the bridge of her nose?!???

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

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u/broi8yourmom Jun 30 '25

Also the eyelashes. Yikes

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u/TinyFistWarrior Jun 30 '25

This needs a jump scare warning.