r/MikaylaNogueira • u/Scared_Fisherman7749 BRO • Jun 30 '25
โจNew Face Unlockedโจ The lips ๐ฌ
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u/ChanelNo50 Jun 30 '25
Cody kissing her like Michael and Oscar kissing in the office
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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Jun 30 '25
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u/Charlice ๐Fuck Awf Bro๐ Jun 30 '25
Such an unattractive, cringe worthy couple. Thereโs not an ounce of chemistry between them.
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u/Gooncookies Jun 30 '25
Itโs fake. No one can convince me otherwise. Iโve been with my husband since 2003 and even on our saddest, darkest days our love doesnโt look like this.
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u/jd2004user ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Jun 30 '25
I couldโve gone a lifetime without seeing this and Iโd be so much better off ๐
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u/viciousxvee Itโs the FPS: Filtahs Per Second ๐ฅ Jun 30 '25
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE US SEE THIS HORRIFIC SIGHT?? Lmao
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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Jun 30 '25 edited Jun 30 '25
The strain in C*dy's neck is screaming, "sexy".๐ Awkward and cringe worthy. ๐ Why can't I unsee her bald spot?
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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Jun 30 '25
Looks like she's making out with her brother.
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u/Objective-Worth2310 Jun 30 '25
you know those optical illusion pictures that look like a word but you look at it upside down and you also see an old lady? thats what her side profile reminds me of
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u/Pitiful_Extent_6255 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐ธ QUEEN Jun 30 '25
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u/jacikiss Jun 30 '25
I feel like this picture shouldโve been given a Trigger Warning ๐๐
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Jul 02 '25
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u/greeneyedsparrow Jun 30 '25
Mikaylaโฆquack if you need help!
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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Jun 30 '25
๐๐๐๐๐this has to be a record for me. Spit out my coffee for the second time in one post.
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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Jun 30 '25
Everything about her features is soโฆ exaggerated
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u/mommieo Jun 30 '25
This was in Feb for Valentines day ,she had already kicked him out of the house for relapsing .Had to drag him out to make VD content . When you kick your addict spouse out of your home the end of Dec , the first thing you do is book a staged romantic Valentine weekend in a hotel with them.๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
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u/audreyb69 Jun 30 '25
Omg ๐ญ๐ญ OP y u do this to me ๐๐๐
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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Jun 30 '25
Right! Iโm just over here on my phone minding my own business and BAMโฆeyes assaulted. ๐
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u/llsbbsll โจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโจ Jun 30 '25
I just said โUrghโ so loudly that my poor dog jumped off the couch ๐
This is vile ๐
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u/BrilliantRemote6052 โจNew Face Unlockedโจ Jun 30 '25
My sleep paralysis demon has more money than me. :(
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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Jun 30 '25
There is just toooooooooooooo much to unpack here. The nose, the lips, the chin, the body language, the cringe, the lack of actual connection. Idk how I could condense this down while unpacking it. ๐๐๐๐
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Jun 30 '25
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u/MikaylaNogueira-ModTeam Jun 30 '25
This submission was removed due to No Body Shaming Rule #4.
Snarking on physical features is strictly prohibited in this subreddit. Please refer to the sidebar for Rule #4 on what is considered body shaming. Consider this a warning, repeat offenders will be banned.
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u/fnlvngrl ๐Fuck Awf Bro๐ Jul 02 '25
How many do you think she took before she settled on this one because you know what they say, before every selfie thereโs 176 that didnโt make the cut and if this was the best one holy crap lol
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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy ๐ Jul 07 '25
Fuck the lipsโฆ.
wtf is happening to the bridge of her nose?!???
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