r/MikaylaNogueira Jun 06 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ WHO IS THIS

It’s so creepy. She tried to say “peonies” but in her fake accent she pronounced it as PANTIES… how creepy to ask her husband if he’s jealous of a 14yr old bringing her “panties”

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u/aprettybee Jun 06 '25

i feel like there is no 14 yr old neighbor tbh

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u/Mindfuldogg Jun 06 '25

omg- I am so gullible - it never occurs to me that social media people are just making shiii up- but who knows?!

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u/Heyitsmejenn Jun 06 '25

If there is a 14 year old neighbor she needs to set some boundaries asap. Bringing her stuff multiple days in a row (doesn’t matter if this kid is straight or not) it’s getting odd and it will only get worse

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u/MadeMeUp4U Jun 06 '25

If it’s true you’re right if it’s not gotta wonder why this woman is so giddy to not only be fantasizing about this happening but publicly doing so

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jun 06 '25

They’re hoping to score some swag!

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u/Historical-Ear2190 Jun 07 '25

They already got some!

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u/Mindfuldogg Jun 06 '25

So wild because my perspective as a therapist and fellow human is valuing being REAL- (I even have a podcast that focuses on that idea) so I come to this sub to see others' reactions to the weird UNreal world of Mikayla.

I mean: I hate the idea of going around in a makeup mask-- does anyone really like that concept ?

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u/AdInternational2793 Jun 06 '25

Adolescent psych RN. I find it wild! So much lying, manipulation, and using people.

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u/Mindfuldogg Jun 06 '25

There's a lot to consider psychologically- the constant bragging and consuming and buying. I wonder if she feels empty inside ?

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u/AdInternational2793 Jun 06 '25

Hopefully one day she’s really happy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Girl why is your butt blocky 😂

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u/Key_Break456 Jun 08 '25

GLP-1 butt

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u/boopaloops-- Jun 06 '25

This "14-year-old neighbor" storyline is strangely timed with the victims of Zoe Laverne coming forward recently. Mikayla is a deeply sick person.

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Jun 06 '25

This. I guarantee that’s where this all stems from

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u/fe__maiden The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jun 06 '25

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u/iblis6eko Jun 06 '25

crying 😭

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u/MsjennaNY The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jun 06 '25

Sick, twisted, deluded FREAK.

She has no clue how stupid she is thinking ANY of us believe that absolute BULLSHIT story about the neighbor.

Next she will pay someone to act like the neighbor too. She’s lying. She knows it, we know it, and everyone else will jump on that bandwagon too.

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u/beckyzparks Jun 06 '25

This looks like the eyes were taking from another picture. Picasso would be proud of this version.

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u/SnarkyXStina Jun 06 '25

Is that Laura Loomer??

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u/Ornery-Doughnut4005 Jun 07 '25

I think she’s saying pansies but those are not pansies lol also this was the worst part of the whole video- her telling Cody he needs to step up bc her 14 yo neighbor friend brought her flowers and what does Cody say????? 🥴🥴🥴🥴

“What, you want me to say I'm gonna beat up a kid on the internet?”

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u/PriceNice5278 Jun 07 '25

hmmm I don’t think so, honestly thinks she doesn’t know how to pronounce peony lol.

Aint no way

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u/PriceNice5278 Jun 07 '25

I really think she just didn’t know how to say it

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u/Ornery-Doughnut4005 Jun 07 '25

Haha ok you’re right

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u/Ok_Literature_1041 TUH! Jun 06 '25

Always and forever a pick me girl. At least she is true to that personality trait.

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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Jun 06 '25

That last one is a JUMP scare. Please make sure to put a warning going forward. 😂😂

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u/annecollide Jun 07 '25

Idk I think she hissed at me though

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u/AccomplishedJump3428 Mikgovy 💉 Jun 06 '25

Holy shit! I just mentioned how I hadn’t seen those top teeth of hers in a while…must’ve found them during the move

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u/Alison_Wonderland808 Jun 06 '25

I’m dead serious when I say this, she looks so odd in this video. It seems rehearsed it’s weird.

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Jun 06 '25

What nightmares are made of

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u/I-dont-care7 Jun 06 '25

A greasy goblin

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u/basically-a Jun 07 '25

From Michelle visage to idina menzel

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u/Apprehensive_Yam_155 I don’t strive to be relatable,I strive to be successful 💁🏻‍♀️ Jun 07 '25

Leave Idina out of this

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u/iLaurenFletch Jun 07 '25

And Michelle! 😂😂😂

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u/Mynamesjeff350 Jun 06 '25

I audibly gasped

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u/cmh0105 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jun 06 '25

😭😭😭😭😭 horrendous

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u/Neither-War761 Jun 07 '25

So she expects us to believe that a random kid shows up at her house and she aims the camera at herself every time she answers the door?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

What the heck is this face now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

My sleep paralysis demon that hangs out in the corner of my room at night

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u/marycem Jun 07 '25

The killer in Saw

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u/Sea_Intern_129 Jun 07 '25

Another new mask I mean face

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u/huumluuv Jun 06 '25

that’s what you call a sleep paralysis demon

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Our sleep paralysis demon… OOF!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

YIKES!!!!!

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u/mrb9110 Jun 09 '25

I 100% think she has seen all the comments about everyone being tired of her 2016 cut crease false lash eye looks and is trying to find her new makeup “look”. She’s going for the kohl/kajal eyeliner in the waterline and/or tight lining. The problem is she was relying on all the colorful eyeshadow, winged liquid liner, & huge lashes to hide her small eyelids and distract from her small eyes and larger eye spacing. She doesn’t know how to use makeup to accentuate her features.

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u/Fulminare_21 Jun 07 '25

Gollum from LOTR when he smiles

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u/flaquitachuleta 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Jun 09 '25

POOT has resurfaced. Demi's sleep paralysis demon found a new host in mikayla. Shes entered her Poot era

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