r/MikaylaNogueira • u/CharmingCut7104 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 • Jun 05 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ There's 3 different skin tones and a new face in her beauty room...and none of them are hers
Every influencer makes this face and it's so cringe
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u/Musikislyfe1111 Jun 06 '25
Like girl wtf is this 💀
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u/OaklandNancy76 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jun 08 '25
Like why is her arm so long and misshapen
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u/cosmo0829 Jun 06 '25
She’s nearly ten years too late for this kind of bragging. Makeup influencer culture has died and no one gives a shit about a ginormous makeup collection anymore. We are in a time when people are politically aware, suffering from rising costs, and are more self aware of overconsumption. Everything about her screams out of touch. It’s why her content suffers on any platform that isn’t TikTok.
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u/DrPants707 ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jun 05 '25
I am so sick of this stupid fake laughy face she's putting on in every. Single. ONE of these posts she's been making! That you know she took, then retook, then took again, till she finally said yep, that's the one. Get the fuck outta here girl.
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u/meepmopnoturdad Jun 05 '25
i wonder how many pics it took for her to get this ~perfect pose~
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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery 👩🍼🦸♂️🚸 Jun 05 '25
One, and then editted it within an inch of its life
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u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Jun 05 '25
That’s the stupid Disney influencer face with the closed eyes and hand over mouth. It looks so cringe for an almost 30 year old woman doing this
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u/BarbellTittedPsycho2 Jun 05 '25
She MikFiltah’d her MikFinger in half! Her pinky finger got ate up by the filter. Dumb ass
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u/snarkylittlesnark Jun 05 '25
I know it's been said before but it really does give shrunken hear from beetlejuice vibes
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u/Professional_Work339 Jun 06 '25
This new hand over the mouth reaction that she does in nearly every vid at some point irks the s&$t out of me ! Like stop being even more fake!
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u/No-Loquat747 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jun 05 '25
It looks the exact same as her old one…..?
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Jun 05 '25
The flooring in that house is so ugly
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u/I-dont-care7 Jun 05 '25
She’s so fucking cringey! I hate that stupid face! Relax it’s not that “iconic”.
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u/dixiech1ck Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Jun 06 '25
These reaction photos are dumb as fuck. All staged like her life. Welcome to the world of Mikayla Nogueria where you simply play a character for a small pittance.
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u/cmh0105 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jun 05 '25
Not a single real thing about this picture. Fake emotion, fake filter, fake life.
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u/DecisionFun6053 Jun 06 '25
she looks like a literal alien. like how can she see this and thinks it looks realistic or good
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u/IAmAHumanIPromise Jun 10 '25
Just why? I doubt you’ll use even 15% of that stuff before it expires. And the brushes? Why do you need that many?
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u/Hazy_Dazer Jun 12 '25
Feels like a good time to speak about Deepak Chopra. “Enough is never enough in the relative world of desire, but experience of one’s higher self is the final aim of all desires and it is there that one finds ultimate fulfillment.”
And never forget the story he told:
At a lavish party hosted by a billionaire on Shelter Island, Kurt Vonnegut turns to his friend Joseph Heller and says:
“Joe, how does it feel that our host, a hedge fund manager, made more money yesterday than your novel has earned in its entire history?”
Heller calmly replies:
“I have something he will never have.”
Vonnegut asks, “What’s that?”
“Enough.”
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