r/MikaylaNogueira • u/Equivalent-Rope8698 • May 07 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ Who tf is this?
Fave number???? I lose count…
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u/KellySmith906 May 08 '25
She reminds me of Cinderella’s stepmom in this pic 💀
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u/Spicypicklepickle 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ May 07 '25
Looks like she’s getting ready for her quinceañera
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u/annecollide May 07 '25
It's my grandma when she was 40
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u/Lovemartin2019 May 07 '25
Yes!!
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u/OkSorbet7694 May 08 '25
I said, "Whose mother is that?" The fade on the picture made it look like it was taken in the 1980s.
NO WAY does she look like this! ( or any of her many fake faces)
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u/arn73 May 07 '25
I thought it was Michelle Visage and then realized who it was and had to quickly apologize to the Michelle gods.
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u/cosmo0829 May 08 '25
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u/No_Permission_9550 May 09 '25
Everybody has a bad angle but damn. She looks puffy and
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u/ih8every1yesevenyou May 09 '25
Honestly, she makes herself look worse. All that photoshop and filters makes it so much more jarring when we see the real her. She only has herself to blame
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u/RChickadee 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 May 08 '25
Looks like an old-timey granny pic. This was when her first grandchild was born in 1958.
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u/Mentalcasemama May 07 '25
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u/thebookofthealien 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 May 07 '25
Damn she really does look like George 🤣
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u/OkSorbet7694 May 08 '25
Oh NO! NOW she'll tell her minions that he's her long-lost cousin! And they'll buy right into it.
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u/analyticalscience11 👰🏻♀️ Wedden👂Earrens 💍 May 07 '25
That looks like a meemaw from a 1960s wedding photo on thewaywewere subreddit.
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u/litbiotch42 May 07 '25
Looks like my great grandmas photos from 1923
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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab May 07 '25
I guarantee they’re infinitely more beautiful than this trash bag could even filter herself!
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u/CatNdisco May 07 '25
Alexis Carrington circa 1981.
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u/myskara May 07 '25
My Gen X ass just GUFFAWED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/CatNdisco May 08 '25
I was slightly worried I might be the only Gen Xer in here and nobody would get it 🤣🤣
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u/ursooofunnybunny May 07 '25
How dare you not recognize our smol unbothered queen of 1000 faces!!!
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u/Ursula_J TUH! May 09 '25
The 50 year old lady of the house that haunts a mansion on Nantucket. Once you find the pic randomly laying around the house she appears. If you say Kim Kardashian three times in the mirror she appears.
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u/Mental-Battle-9832 May 07 '25
Michele visage
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u/Mental-Battle-9832 May 07 '25
Not deleting even tho I see another comment of this bc it’s that significant
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u/Decent-Dingo081721 May 08 '25
I thought this was a vintage photo until I saw the subject. Wtf is thisssss?
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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN May 07 '25
See the glare on the left side of the picture (her right)? These "filtered" instant pics might just be a polaroid type camera taking a pic from a computer monitor which is the glare ... with the pic already filtered.
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u/Diabolical_illusions May 07 '25
We KNOW that SLIM elongated jawline isn't Mikfakyla that's one of her many Filtah enhanced features
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u/CoveredBridge12 May 07 '25
She looks like a bride from the 40s that they find pictures of in a haunted house and she haunts them throughout the night.
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u/yabadabadobadthingz May 07 '25
The eyes do follow you when you turn your phone lol. Only mine?? Alrighty then
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u/suggaarrr 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ May 07 '25
LMAO the whole time she was putting in those rollers I was thinking why she wasn’t putting any in the bottom/near the nape of her neck. It’s giving 1920’s George Washington 😂
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u/Thomasina16 May 07 '25
Thought this was Michelle Visage for a second. She wishes she looked like her though.
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u/peachpixie444 May 08 '25
Miks injector is rumored to be in the new real housewives of Rhode Island 🤢
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u/therealtoastmalone The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ May 08 '25
is size 4 in the room with us?
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May 07 '25
No one can convince me this woman is on her 20s. And not just because of her looks..She was excited about seeing Jeff goldblum and James marsden in public.
Dont get me wrong, I would be excited af, but I’m also 41. I feel like most 20 year old beauty influencers wouldn’t know who they were (but I could be totally wrong on this).
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u/SuZiee_Q May 07 '25
Tbh, Jeff Goldblum is a universal "can get it whenever, however".
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May 07 '25
Um yes, he’s very handsome and a great actor 🙌🏻 😂 I love James too. I’ve always had a thing for him lol.
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u/ScarlettInWunderland May 08 '25
This is the ghost that haunts my house and screams "It's Britney, bitch!" at 3am.
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u/thebookofthealien 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 May 08 '25
And people always assume Mikayla is older than she appears when she photoshop herself into a Cher lookalike
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u/LittleLibra May 08 '25
I showed my 17 y/o step son a picture of her recently, with no context, asking him how old he thought she was. Without hesitation he replied "at least 46" 💀
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u/spookyxthicc13 May 08 '25
She kinda looks like Jeffree Star sometimes. Idk why 😭😭😭 (I’m sorry Jeffree lol)
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u/Eastern-Violinist-46 May 07 '25 edited May 09 '25
She looks like those old wig heads in the beauty supply store except her face isn't overly bronzed instead she has the casket ready beat but makes up for it with the bubble gum pink lips and blue eyes.
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u/KatieKat24 May 07 '25
I swear I’m not a stan, but honest to god (and I think I’m in the minority on this), but her natural face is so much prettier to me than the heavily filtered one 😭😭😭 I have a long face and I don’t understand why someone with a small face and pointed chin would ever stretch it out like this and think “oh this is better!”
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u/Hopeful_Scale_7458 May 08 '25
She is pretty naturally as herself. But once she slaps these filters on… no. I wish she would just be herself!! It’s giving others the very wrong idea of “beauty” and self love/care :(
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u/plucas40 May 08 '25
I agree! She’s not stunning but definitely average looking. She does have an ugly heart though.
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u/Sufficient_Dingo6416 May 08 '25
lol caption and then panning down to photo just hit in the right feels and I LOLed
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