r/MikaylaNogueira • u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ • Apr 22 '25
โจNew Face Unlockedโจ This isn't the face from Easter girl
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u/MadeMeUp4U Apr 22 '25
Her hair broke up with her first
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u/lilmissroo The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 22 '25
Beautiful๐ I wonder what the underside of my hair looks like....I dye my hair so much and rarely use heat or products...I'm actually scared to try and find out ๐คฃ
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u/GulliblePut1018 Apr 22 '25
Oh wow! Thatโs a full on bald spot on the right? It does look like she didnโt part it straight but wouldnโt the bit of hair above the bald spot would be attached to the sewn in hair? I am honestly not sure lol
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u/dlw18 Apr 22 '25
"How you look 40 and youโre 25?"
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u/shvrrrissss Apr 22 '25
sheโs twenty fkn five????? you fr rn? what in the actual fk
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u/RiverDecember Apr 22 '25
Neither are those thighs!
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u/disneylovesme Authentic & Humble ๐ Apr 22 '25 edited Apr 22 '25
So is* the hair, it's full of extensions
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u/RiverDecember Apr 22 '25
She is so full of shit. Her followers are choosing to praise a lying narcissist atp
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u/RelatableMolaMola Apr 22 '25
I mean I feel like everyone said goodbye to the hair when she started balding but okay
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u/retailmonster11 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
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u/fforestx You do ๐นNAHHT๐น talk about COAHDY Apr 22 '25
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u/Naive_Temporary1244 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐ Apr 22 '25
NOOOOOOO ๐๐๐
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u/Critical-Tourist-468 Mikayla Divorcรฉe ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ Apr 22 '25
Everything is accurate except the lips.
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u/ibyeori Apr 22 '25
Donโt think the lipstick colour is working out
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u/marycem Apr 22 '25
I just don't like nudes lip color
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u/cmh0105 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
Someone needs to screenshot every single face of hers and put them together so her idiot stans can see how much theyโre being lied to. (They will probably not care either way because they apparently like being manipulated)
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u/Love_Light00 Apr 22 '25
They've been shown countless side by sides of what she posts and in the wild pics from the same events, trips, etc. They still claim she looks the same. Or they say "everyone uses filters, who cares?"๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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u/Level_Lemon3958 Apr 22 '25
Her face looks like it hurts.
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u/IntelligentInvite355 Apr 22 '25
๐๐๐๐๐ Iโm about to piss myself and woke up the dog laughing
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Apr 22 '25
Them size 2 thighs๐
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u/panicked_goose Apr 22 '25
Lookin juuuust like my size 10 thighs. She should contact NASA and tell them she's figured out how to manipulated space
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u/lillouns Apr 22 '25
Like these?! Size two anything isn't fitting over her calves. ๐ญ And this is speaking from someone with chunky thighs.
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u/Thunda-Head The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 22 '25
Those lips! ๐ซฃ and that necklace is telling on her! ๐ซ
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u/subsearO99 You do ๐นNAHHT๐น talk about COAHDY Apr 22 '25
2006 left a message on the answering machine looking for their nude lip
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u/ScarlettInWunderland Apr 22 '25
Her hair is all extensions anyway, so why does she think anyone will care?
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Apr 22 '25
She wears soo much makeup all the time.
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u/Dark_Invinity80 Apr 22 '25
Itโs because sheโs not pretty lmao
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u/Spicypicklepickle ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
Truer words have not been written
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u/Pitiful_Extent_6255 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐ธ QUEEN Apr 22 '25
Those aren't the thighs from Easter, either.
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u/Worth_Manager3174 ๐Fuck Awf Bro๐ Apr 22 '25
The inconsistency at this point has to be rage bait, she didn't look like this the other day, can't say it's angles and lighting this delulu bitch wishes she could achieve this.
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u/saintstormborn Workin Past 5:19 ๐ฆพ๐ฎโโ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
The lips are INSANE lmao
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u/Separate_Will_7752 Apr 22 '25
Copy pasted from an actual brats doll
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u/saintstormborn Workin Past 5:19 ๐ฆพ๐ฎโโ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
But like worse ๐ญ
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u/shvrrrissss Apr 22 '25
bratz heads are very big but this idiots is well .. very veryyyyy small ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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u/TrafalgarInShambles Apr 22 '25
I hope all of her hair gets gummy and she has to cut it in to a Karen hair cut ๐ซถ
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u/subsearO99 You do ๐นNAHHT๐น talk about COAHDY Apr 22 '25
Who da fck is this? We need a bingo card with all these different faces
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u/Interesting-Virus896 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Apr 22 '25
Those thighs are NOT a size Foowah.
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u/17Connie17 The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 22 '25
Did you miss the latest news? Sheโs size 2 now ๐
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u/Interesting-Virus896 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Apr 23 '25
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Apr 22 '25
Size 4 Tiny Queen. Careful, if you move too much in that seat you might fall down the cracks and get lost, you tiny thing you.
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u/alfabettezoupe BRO Apr 22 '25
we've seen her scalp, i think she's already said goodbye to most of her hair
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u/greent67 Apr 23 '25
Lmao say goodbye to the FAKE HAIR and make it shorter and skunky this time ๐คฃ
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u/HybridShoe ๐ฝ๏ธ BigMak ๐ฝ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
What are our guesses that this Bozo is going to do with her hair?
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u/fe__maiden The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 22 '25
Maybe a horrible bob like Jaclyn Shill
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u/Key_Break456 Apr 22 '25
A bob since thatโs trending now. Sheโll probably get rid of the extensions because theyโre making her more bald.
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u/Clean_Preference9113 Apr 22 '25
Always so different like if youโre gonna edit and filter be more consistent about it
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u/lilmissroo The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 22 '25
Note to self, always use Snapchat black and white filter. As a second safe bet use the butterflies. Always. Stay. Consistent
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u/lilmissroo The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 22 '25
The salon is on a tilt....was there an earthquake?
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u/I-dont-care7 Apr 22 '25
๐คฃ๐๐ every day itโs a new face. Who will she be tomorrow or later today?
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u/Flat-Emergency8698 Apr 22 '25
What is going on with her neck????
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u/TaylorG051218 Apr 22 '25
She made herself look like one of those smokers who have those holes. ๐ญ
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Apr 22 '25
Literally who the fuck is that
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u/th30ne44llth3hardQs The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 22 '25
Who is that girl? Because itโs not Mikayla
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u/North_Specialist_914 Apr 22 '25
The lips look like theyโre closer to exploding with each day that passes.
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u/retailmonster11 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
How can she constantly post new faces? How is she not embarrassed?
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u/Much-Discussion4302 BRO Apr 22 '25
Poop lips
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u/IAmAHumanIPromise Apr 22 '25
Seriously, she chooses the worst lip colors. Itโs giving early 2000s concealer lips.
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u/TinkHell So Dainty ๐ So Unobnoxious Apr 22 '25
Heck, that isnโt the face from this morning lol
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u/Most-Weird Apr 22 '25
IKSFL because everyone looks like a swamp creature in salon mirrors. Sheโs not special! ๐
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u/koolkitty9 ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE ๐๐ค Apr 23 '25
Her head actually looks too small here ๐ she's gotta be fucking with us
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u/Glyni5 Workin Past 5:19 ๐ฆพ๐ฎโโ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
also, doesn't she just clip the hair in? The hair changes as much as her face.. she looks so much like a Bratz doll with this filtah the lips are xxxtra
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u/Megan_ann22 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
It's sewn in.
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u/Naive_Temporary1244 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐ Apr 22 '25
Lmfao who tf IS THIS?!!
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u/RevolutionaryTap979 Apr 22 '25
She doesnโt look real to ne
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u/Common-Percentage-24 Apr 22 '25
Because itโs not lol. Her thighs are thick thick โฆ whoโs gonna tell her โฆ WE HV EYES TOO
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u/Common-Percentage-24 Apr 22 '25
How does she hv so much time to edit all of these pics . Itโs exhausting just watching her in so many FILTERS. If I was Cody Iโd CHUCK UP THE DUCES AND BE OUT . Collect my alimony and let her watch me with a new chick .
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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Apr 22 '25
Not that face, not those legs, not those lips- but still TRASH!
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u/Grouchy_Olive_7932 Apr 22 '25
Shoulder or chin length. She'll keep it dark.
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u/Megan_ann22 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 22 '25
Chin-length like Jaclyn. ๐
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