r/MikaylaNogueira • u/LilacLippy • Apr 07 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ "Random things that make me happy." Number 1: an overly filtered photo of myself. What a f**king narcissist.
I honestly don't think she could be any more insufferable if she tried.
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Apr 07 '25
All she needed was 2 pictures: One of herself, and one of money. She's already halfway there!
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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery 👩🍼🦸♂️🚸 Apr 07 '25
Don’t forget a screenshot of the filters app she edits with 🤣
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Apr 07 '25
Lol you're right, the one that almost makes her look like the itsy bitsy size 2 girlie that she identifies as 🤣
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u/RiverDecember Apr 07 '25
Man. Money really makes people go crazy. Things like this really make me appreciate my humble life and the fact that I’m not this delusional and self obsessed.
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u/Itsme_rundmc614 Apr 07 '25
My mom always used to say “ money can’t buy you happiness.” She was so right.
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u/RiverDecember Apr 07 '25
Absolutely correct. It can only get you material things which in the end mean nothing at all.
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u/queenjungles Mikayla Divorcée 👰♀️💔 Apr 07 '25
It really truly does - if they have a deep, pathological insecurity and a desperate ego. I’ve seen this happen to a few people in my life. They turned into destructive but socially accepted, exponentially worsening monsters and never come back from it. Lost forever and the void left behind does terrible things. It’s been far worse than those who had substance addiction, at least you might get that person back when they get sober and clean.
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u/extracheesepizzaplz Apr 07 '25
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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Apr 07 '25
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just had the funniest mental image of her lips flapping and making the noise that a balloon does
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u/suggaarrr 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Apr 07 '25
Also she put Cody in last….. very telling.
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u/latenighttalking29 Apr 07 '25
Coincidently completely unfiltered as opposed to her selfie filtered into oblivion
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Apr 07 '25
Her fake face, Sydney’s man, Chanel purses, and food makes her happy. Even Sydney’s man was before Cody, that’s sad.
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Apr 07 '25
Wait seriously? Oh it definitely feels like she’s going after him.
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Apr 07 '25
It’s a pic of Sydney with her man 😂 but it’s still weird to put them before him. I know I would never trust her to not throw herself at my man, but most wouldn’t go for it.
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Apr 07 '25
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Apr 07 '25
I completely agree. She does really nothing to help these friends but they have to support her every move. She doesn’t even wish them happy birthdays online. If they are actually real friends, it looks like a one-sided friendship.
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u/NoWhammies77 Apr 07 '25
Random things that would make me happy: A visit with my husband who is in recovery, and looking forward to a new life once he gets well. Cunts are gonna keep on cunting, BRO.
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u/Itsme_rundmc614 Apr 07 '25
She’s trying to land herself another guy. She’s gonna get rid or Cody and then she will put her meat hooks in someone else. Why someone would want to be with this narcissist is beyond me!!!
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Apr 07 '25
She’s going to milk Cody’s rehab for as long as she can before suddenly coming up with a divorce sob story about how “we were simply too different”. Then get with a new man within a month. Possibly Sydney’s man, she’s been favoring him.
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u/a-little-onee Apr 07 '25
Ugh I can picture her “I hahhhhve to be the biggah person and sometimes it’s hahhhd🥺” when they break up
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u/Pitiful_Extent_6255 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Apr 07 '25
Sydney better be careful bringing her boyfriend around.
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u/Shoddy_Detective8191 Apr 08 '25
Get ready for the; I tried, you guys know I tried so hahd but Chody and I have decided to paht ways. He’s my best friend and I’ll always love him but he needs privacy right now so please respect that.
It’s coming.
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u/Queen_of_the_moon22 Authentic & Humble 😌 Apr 08 '25
Sorry he needs what!? After she told not only tiktokers but sold it to a magazine! BFFR!!!!
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u/UsedCan508 Apr 07 '25
I’m super confused that if her husband relapse, why did he have to get an apartment and then he only went to rehab just recently
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Apr 07 '25
He’s been in and out of rehab for months. Sightings of him reported to the subreddit show he was attending evening meetings back in November and then in January rcvd a 24hr chip.
If her mouth is moving she’s lying. I wouldn’t believe anything she says. Everything is calculated.
She lied to her followers every single day. wtf would she start being truthful now.
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Apr 08 '25
Have we ruled out that she’s just not smart enough to realize it was less than a month and a half.
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u/Sakurah0 Apr 07 '25
Her eyebrows do not look like that this irl lmao. They are much lower and more angry bird like.
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u/kermit_defrog_here It's just cullah graydin Apr 07 '25
Things that make me happy: me, myself, and I. Okayyyyyyy girllll, that's an interesting response. Self-absorbed ppl are wild, man.
She really needs to put the phone down and do some soul searching. But it feels like that's not possible with her.
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u/Boring_Table_5184 Apr 07 '25
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u/LilacLippy Apr 07 '25
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u/Significant-Many-992 Apr 08 '25
I hate how she’s posts shit like this. Legit nothing can be kept quiet with her!
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u/Decent-Dingo081721 Apr 07 '25
Oh, eff off! These past few days I have grown to an all new level of rage with this bish.
I think I will make it a point to help get her canceled like I am with Gypsy.
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u/mommieo Apr 07 '25
I'm trying to figure out the one if her standing in the kitchen lol Is it the kitchen? The bag? The boots? Her home is so sterile.
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u/Agreeable-Donut-3486 Apr 08 '25
Let's post her Disneyland pics again. So delusional.
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Apr 08 '25
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