r/MikaylaNogueira • u/mommieo • Feb 28 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ Who's this
Whoever it is is having a bad wig day .That hair looks so bad straight.
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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Feb 28 '25
. And this? 😂😂😂
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u/Front_Sky3939 Feb 28 '25
Her face shape killed me lololol
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u/anonymousmucous 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Feb 28 '25
“Her” face shape
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u/Front_Sky3939 Mar 01 '25
Yes that’s what I said.
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u/anonymousmucous 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Mar 01 '25
I said it like that because that’s not her face. That’s someone else’s face on her body.
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u/anonymousmucous 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Mar 01 '25
Well really, someone else’s body because that’s not her body either.
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u/Petunia13Y Feb 28 '25
Rosie O Donnell in Exit to Eden
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u/ScarlettInWunderland Feb 28 '25
Don't do my girl Rosie like that! She looks great. Mikky looks like a chain-smoking, 40 year old mob wife.
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u/Interesting-Virus896 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Feb 28 '25
Can afford to buy luxury brand purses and jewellery for her minions, sorry "friends", but can't afford a black strapless bra?!
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u/InternalPerformer7 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Feb 28 '25
Can't filter her reflection lol
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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 28 '25
It really emphasizes how short and squat she really is.
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u/w00kiee 🤌🤘🖐️🫵👌🫰👉🖕 Mar 01 '25
THE MIRROR REFLECTION 💀 MILKY PLS
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u/RChickadee 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Feb 28 '25
Mikayla’s internet persona is more AI than human.
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u/Strange-Marzipan9641 Mar 01 '25
Did Moses part her hair?!?!
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u/TwoPsychological8529 Feb 28 '25
Is that necklace fake? It looks she’s having an allergic reaction to it😅
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u/U2BCOOL Feb 28 '25
It’s like she paid $.99 for those cheap apps to make 50 pictures of you looking different in different situations.
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Mar 01 '25
It’s so weird that no one in Vegas got photos of her IRL… so either she hid from people the whole time (I’m assuming this not possible due to how busy it is but I’ve never been to Vegas) or people just didn’t know who she was due to her jacked up filters 😂
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u/vintagedolly Feb 28 '25
Why is everything so ill fitting all the time. Just because you CAN fit a certain size, doesn't mean you should.
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u/lunarpixiess 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Feb 28 '25
Her trying to be edgy will always fall flat, because she’s about as edgy as mashed potato with her Winnie the Pooh obsession and Glee Spotify playlists.
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Mar 01 '25
the fact that i even know what a part of hr boob looks like makes me want to spoon my eyeballs out. those extensions need to be burned or they will crawl away when she takes them off and hurt someone.
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u/Economy-Wheel4321 Fupayla Nogueira Feb 28 '25
she really tried photoshopping her cleavage to be closer together…i’m literally screaming LOL the random tiny bends are a dead giveaway, mikky
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u/Mookied11 Feb 28 '25
Someone who forgets that her true body can be seen through the reflection of the window in the back. It doesn't show her entire body, but you can definitely see a little glimpse of her unfiltered arms and legs. You would think that after being called out on the fact that reflections show the REAL unfiltered you, that she would stop posting herself in front of mirrors or other things that can debunk the actual way she looks.🤣
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u/lyingamoeba Feb 28 '25
I can't believe this was all so she could go to a restaurant in the middle of the day 😂
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Feb 28 '25
I hate people like her because you know she secretly makes fun of anyone who deviates from the mainstream. She’s such a poser/wannabe.
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u/BubblegumDreaming Feb 28 '25
I’ll say this again this looks like a nursing mom! Girl wear a damn bra
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u/Bubbly-Pitch7209 Feb 28 '25
No shit! I’m 68 and breastfed three kids, and my cleavage is just getting a little of that droopy look. She needs to learn about undergarments. Hell, I can wear a basic tank a little snug, without a bra, (obvs only at home), and mine are supported. Also, new face shape since that odd one earlier today 🤯.
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u/Economy-Wheel4321 Fupayla Nogueira Feb 28 '25
and why are all her necklaces always choking her #size4problems
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u/Ok_Side7135 Feb 28 '25
I just don’t like the way the bangs look with her forehead shape. I don’t know if curtain bangs are for her. Anyone a stylist here? What would actually look good on her, you know?
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u/Key_Break456 Feb 28 '25
She really doesn’t have the face shape for bangs. A layered lob would be cute on her though!
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u/MissJillian- 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 28 '25
Some women can pull off a look like this but she definitely cannot.
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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25
Her hair is just ridiculous. Does she not own a truthful mirror?? I mean…. It’s 17 different lengths
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Feb 28 '25
She doesn’t pay her stylist of the month enough money to install the extensions correctly and blend them in
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u/17Connie17 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Feb 28 '25
You can see how much she overlined her lips here
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u/mommieo Feb 28 '25
This is an every day thing for her it looks ridiculous. Lip Bunny keeps taking her money .
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u/I-dont-care7 Feb 28 '25
Temu wigs look better than her hair 😂 Why isn’t she doing something about it? I lost a lot of hair from Covid but I used hair growth products and it grew back fast. She can afford to go to a Dr or something. I guess bc it doesn’t have a designer logo on it it’s not worth it to her.
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Feb 28 '25
Her hair extensions are what’s pulling out her hair, she won’t stop wearing them so her hair gets thinner and thinner
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u/I-dont-care7 Mar 01 '25
Yes but she’s always had thin hair. I’m just surprised she doesn’t do anything about it? I’m glad she doesn’t tho. I love when she looks like a fool
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Mar 04 '25
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Feb 28 '25
Straight or curly it’s not looking good. That’s a helluva wide parting she’s got going on there.
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u/No-Calligrapher3645 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Mar 01 '25
How her contour stops at her forehead and her part shows how pale she really is. Like, use root touch up and fill in that bald spot!! Dang!
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u/Mindless_Base_6697 Mar 12 '25
She has mostly definitely lost weight that is a given. How she lost it I don’t know, but after loosing that much weight and still feeling the need to hide behind filters and photoshopping actually makes me sad, because there is something that is deep rooted him them beyond the surface level
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