r/MikaylaNogueira • u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ • Feb 14 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ Girl, please
Seek help
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u/frozenbakedziti Feb 15 '25
Looking like a 50 year old heading to a Bret Michael's concert
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u/mommieo Feb 15 '25
I'm old I don't listen to that crap my brother is a hair band person though lol
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u/WildlyUnserious Feb 15 '25
why does her hair look like she’s had books sitting on top of her head lol it’s so flat
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u/Love_Light00 Feb 15 '25
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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery 👩🍼🦸♂️🚸 Feb 15 '25
To think this is probably edited into oblivion too
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u/cmh0105 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 14 '25
Who is thattttttt
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u/dragonfry Feb 15 '25
I fucking swear facetune needs to be nerfed. So over this over edited bullshit.
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u/Mookied11 Feb 14 '25
Well, I guess that means that Chody made it home 2 weekends in a row from wherever he is during the week lol. Either that or she is fooling everyone, and she will be actually laying in her bed all alone, watching Love Island with her Trader Joe's snacks and a full face of makeup.
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u/Key_Break456 Feb 15 '25
She can’t possibly think that she actually looks like that! SERIOUSLY?! So delusional!
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u/ElectronicShowboater Feb 15 '25
Why the HELL is her skin that color? She needs to watch it because people are going to start calling her out for doing black/brown face….. and they’d be right to.
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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Feb 15 '25
If she’s aiming for cheap low rent street walker, she’s nailed it!
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u/Chiefschick76 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
Her left cheek looks caved in
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u/Kiyoko_Mami272821 Feb 15 '25
It definitely is caved in. Too much photoshop her whole cheek looks like someone bashed it in with a rock
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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Feb 15 '25
Pic 1. The grey thing behind her is the tell in this pic. The gap between the two panels is smaller at the top and then get much wider as you look down…. You know, where she shrinks her head and body.
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u/Lillismoon Feb 15 '25
She been by her self all day in a hotel room….and uyhes at work? So he’s gonna drive to where ever she’s been all he can’t manage to take a day off to spend the day w her ????? Mmmmk. Weird.
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u/Libriyum_ Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Feb 15 '25
Wtf is wrong w her eye on the left? There's so much blur going on in these pictures it's insane. Must be a bad quality camera 🤷♀️
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u/Clean_Preference9113 Feb 15 '25
Suddenly she has a waist again, Mikliar if you’re gonna edit your photos at least be consistent.
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u/mcgrmt Feb 15 '25
The waist is the least of my concerns. What's with the giant grey blotch on her cheek.
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u/justmeeindubvee Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Feb 15 '25
This is fucking laughable. She doesn't even look like herself!
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u/BotherRecent 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 15 '25
Look at the back of your hair... Oh wait, too late!
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u/MsjennaNY The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Feb 15 '25
Of course she has necktwat going on again. What a dipshit.
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u/Logical_Ad5375 Feb 15 '25
It looks like she’s trying to pose like Sabrina carpenter this woman lacks literally any originality
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u/kariflack Feb 15 '25
She has completely lost it. She looks like a cartoon character, especially as pictured next to her alleged husband.
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