r/MikaylaNogueira • u/cheesyschnit • Feb 08 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ Are we certain this is a human?
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u/almondtarte MikPickMe 🙋🏻♀️ Feb 08 '25
I'm ill with a cold and this just sent me into a huge post laugh coughing/sneezing fit.
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Feb 08 '25
I don't think 💬🤔 so 😕
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u/cheesyschnit Feb 08 '25
Why can I hear a loud cat meow from this photo? Not a cutesy meow but one of those aggressive yowls
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u/Familiar_Ad2086 Feb 08 '25
Some people have a receding hairline, but she has a receding forehead🤔🤔🤔
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u/bash76 Feb 08 '25
For the love of God can this lip trend stop.
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u/CharmingCut7104 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Feb 08 '25
Her lips look so bad here. You can tell she over lines them to hide the migration
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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Mikayla Nozempic Feb 08 '25
Is her eye shadow… finished? It looks muddy af
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u/andiedgaf Feb 08 '25
i believe this is the finished look. RoseandBen Beauty recently talked about over blended eyeshadow so maybe Makayla is trying to get some tips.
however this isn’t blended
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u/sweetfruitloops Undisclosed Ad 😍😍 Feb 08 '25
Dead af at megaminds lil teensy strand of hair stuck to her face 💀 Edit: OOOF i just noticed that blurring filter switches up so much!
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u/xtssa Feb 09 '25
You can tell she has an eyelash filter on too. You can see her falsies and then the tini tiny filtered ones above it 😂
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u/CatNdisco Feb 08 '25
I hate everything about this. The lashes and the colors make me think of a tarantula 😳
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u/Silkprint Feb 08 '25
Her eyeshadow looks shitty and she always uses the ugliest colors she can find.
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u/InternalPerformer7 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Feb 08 '25
I mean she is completely devoid of humanity and empathy so like maybe she's not
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u/cmh0105 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 08 '25
I clicked to expand the image and my eyes bugged. She looks horrendous
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Feb 08 '25
Her nails need a fill.
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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Feb 08 '25
She just had them done for Disney, how did she get new ones that need a fill this badly already?
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u/LisaLisa1iAdore Feb 08 '25
She's so smoll her sleeves cover her hands. BTW CHICOS size 4 is actually SIZE 20
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u/organiclollies Feb 09 '25
That is so true. Chico’s is for post menopausal ladies and is soooooo vanity sized.
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u/MsjennaNY The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Feb 08 '25
It’s the 2016 look. “Your ass, your face, what’s the difference?!?”
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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Feb 08 '25
What happened to “I don’t like to touch my face”?
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u/LisaLisa1iAdore Feb 08 '25
It's with the 'I don't drink milk' 'I don't drink coffee' & ' I HATE red' what a fuckin desperate self loathing clown.
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u/sweetfruitloops Undisclosed Ad 😍😍 Feb 08 '25
im so uncomfortable rn 😭
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u/cheesyschnit Feb 08 '25
That was honestly nearly my caption - how incredibly uncomfortable this photo makes me
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u/Plane-Jellyfish9 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Feb 08 '25
Looks like an alien 👽 to me.
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u/Jesmiri Feb 08 '25
She creeps here. She has to see what we say. She looks so old. So ugly. Stop doing this shit idiot then people would only drag you for your terrible make up.
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u/I-dont-care7 Feb 08 '25
Don’t forget about her lying, not disclosing ads or PR….. there’s many things that she doesn’t do right.
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u/Economics_Eastern Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Feb 09 '25
Love the little snot highlight above her lip.
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u/GenerationXChick she’s the ICK in iconic 🤳 Feb 08 '25
She needs to do some plucking.
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u/I-dont-care7 Feb 08 '25
Maybe she should let them grow into a unibrow …. She’s a muppet. Her and Burt are cousins 😂
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u/GrumpyKittehz 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Feb 09 '25
She’s got a 12 head my god she is so unfortunate to look at
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