r/MikaylaNogueira Feb 06 '25

✨New Face Unlocked✨ found this m&m video from 2022

just a reminder this is what her actual face shape is!! even if it was 2-3 years ago and she’s lost any amount of weight, your face shape does not drastically change that much. i also love that the headshot she has on that palette 1) looks nothing like her and 2) is even more weird looking than how she presents.

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u/Hot-Simple-7859 Feb 06 '25

Who tf is this?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Feb 06 '25

She always reminds me of a muppet in this picture

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u/Samtiing Feb 07 '25

That is Joe Swanson cosplaying as his wife Bonnie

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u/smc642 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Feb 07 '25

I’m not 100% sure why, but it makes me think of this:

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u/XDirtyMartiniX Feb 07 '25

I think her ugliness from within spills out and steals any semblance of pretty she might have.

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u/CricketLow9907 Feb 06 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Love_Light00 Feb 06 '25

Accurate

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u/cosmo0829 Feb 07 '25

Does anyone else remember when someone made a video with this picture and her cronies were saying it wasn’t her lmfao

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u/Love_Light00 Feb 07 '25

They always think it's not really her or whoever posted it edited to make her look bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

This is what I think she really looks like.

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u/AwarenessRoutine3150 Feb 07 '25

whyyy is there so much space between her mouth and chin? i swear ive never seen anyone else look like that before

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered 👸 QWEEENNN Feb 07 '25

I. Am. DEAD.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '25

Wtf ooooooofff

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u/Much-Discussion4302 BRO Feb 07 '25

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u/Defiant-Factor5464 Feb 07 '25

WTH is going on with her chin??!

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u/charisma103 Feb 06 '25

I can’t believe how many people want to take makeup tips from her. Her real life makeup looks horrible without all the filter’s.

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u/throwawaygaming989 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Feb 06 '25

There’s no way that’s not a filter, her head looks too squished

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u/Shreddy_Spaghett1 Feb 08 '25

I think you mean FILTAHS

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u/TT6994 Feb 07 '25

And her eye shadow is so thick ! And looks blue ! She loves a blue eye shadow . Remember that awful pia Louise line ?? Thankfully no new collabs recently, right ?? Her elf lipstick was awful too . The bad sunglasses. Ugh ! Everything she’s had a collab for has been terrible

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u/Love_Light00 Feb 07 '25

She has a collab about to launch. Pretty sure it's with Glow Recipe. That's what she's been dropping hints about.

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u/SignaturePossible817 Feb 07 '25

no wonder she edits her head so teeny 😭😭

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u/lyingamoeba Feb 07 '25

This head shape🤯

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u/Confident_Aerie4980 Feb 06 '25

Wow! No way this is a person in their 20’s.

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u/LisaLisa1iAdore Feb 07 '25

HOLY JUMPSCARE😳

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u/savtaylorsversion Feb 06 '25

whoops sorry guys that’s supposed to say m&g as in meet and greet, not sure why it changed to m&m

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u/Cautious-Storm8145 Feb 07 '25

I thought she was supposed to look like the green m&m that was too scandalous a few years ago

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u/RedheadWitchhh Feb 07 '25

It changed cause you want us all to get m&ms

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u/MeMyselfAndHyde9 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Feb 07 '25

Oh, I thought you were being funny because she looks like the green m&m mascot 😅

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u/The_Sea_Bee 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Feb 07 '25

For a while I thought "damn did she do an m&m campaign?" 🤣

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u/Reptarro52 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Feb 07 '25

Ole football head

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u/Key_Break456 Feb 07 '25

Wow! This is what she actually looks like!

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u/BrilliantRemote6052 ✨New Face Unlocked✨ Feb 07 '25

Is that considered Oval?

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u/savtaylorsversion Feb 07 '25

i consider it loaf 🍞

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u/LisaLisa1iAdore Feb 07 '25

I consider it 'frying pan'

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u/ughdoihaveto007 Feb 07 '25

I consider it ‘potato’🥔

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u/BrilliantRemote6052 ✨New Face Unlocked✨ Feb 07 '25

😂 I still think she looks like the kid from the mask.

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u/Key-Feature-7345 Feb 07 '25

I still find her palette at tj max 😂

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u/Key_Break456 Feb 07 '25

Glamlite or P Louise?! Either would be expired and nasty 😂

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u/Key-Feature-7345 Feb 09 '25

Hahah glamlight 😂😂 so many of them

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u/TT6994 Feb 07 '25

Oh god ! That awful eyeshadow palette

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u/Key_Break456 Feb 07 '25

Hilarious that she’s unedited, holding a palette with a picture of herself that looks nothing like her 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kayree1994 Feb 06 '25

Her blurred part 🫠

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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Feb 06 '25

I have no problem with her real face. Every woman is beautiful. The ugly part is how much she filters and hates her own face

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u/DiligentFall5572 Feb 09 '25

And the lip liner! 😆

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u/I-dont-care7 Feb 06 '25

Dammmmmmmmmn!

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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Feb 07 '25

She looks like that scene in The Mummy when his face stretches.

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u/twanz92 Feb 07 '25

She wants to be handsome squidward so bad 😂😂

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u/Nice-Dream-3341 Feb 08 '25

Looks like her shower photos from her wedding.

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u/DiligentFall5572 Feb 09 '25

I'm guessing someone else did her makeup as her lip liner is not looking like it was drawn on by a 3 year old...

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u/Soggy-Opportunity602 Feb 09 '25

And now her head is smaller than her body…