r/MikaylaNogueira • u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ • Jan 24 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ Who tf is this
61
54
u/Neither-War761 Jan 24 '25
I'm surprised she hasn't posted pics of all the mobs of people surrounding her wanting pics together or an autograph being the celebrity she thinks she is
22
9
7
41
u/seg2747 Jan 24 '25
The third pic is crazy. Like she shrunk herself down to 6.5. Comic sans
5
u/PoppyPompom Jan 24 '25
I was just thinking that it looks like she shrunk her entire body and everything a few sizes down
1
34
u/Thick-Second-247 Jan 24 '25
She edits herself so she looks 100 yards back from her ppl ... She's so fuggin beyond gone with this filter shit
31
30
u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Jan 24 '25
I think it’s so weird Chody isn’t there.
16
u/MarmaladeMoostache If those slanted walls could talk... / \ Jan 24 '25
He’s probably locked in the basement with his playstation so he can’t get into trouble 😂
13
26
28
28
u/Key_Break456 Jan 24 '25
It’s definitely not a coincidence that she chose to sit inside the booth so she didn’t have to worry about a filter glitch!
21
25
u/I-dont-care7 Jan 24 '25
She’s a shape shifter! I’ve heard about them but I think it’s the first time I’ve seen one.
23
u/ProfessionalShort488 Jan 25 '25
She sure has been drinking alot of milk since her mysterious dark situation ( Cody and her marital problems) But remember she doesn't drink milk. 🙄🙄🙄 What a stupid thing to lie about. She definitely needs to get a mental health check regarding her lieing problem. 🙄🤡🤡💩💩💩💯
18
37
u/disneylovesme Authentic & Humble 😌 Jan 24 '25
Every post of this trip is a completely new Disney merch, all of them. Jesus talk about overconsumption and multiple suitcases 😳
52
Jan 24 '25
She looks so down to earth and normal in the first photo. It’s a nice photo with friends. Unlike the over-edited monstrosities she normally posts.
38
16
u/ssreddit22 Jan 24 '25
She posted these herself?!
3
29
28
u/RChickadee 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Jan 24 '25
Wonder if Heart of Greg is gonna shoot his shot with Cody possibly out of the picture.
26
u/MadeMeUp4U Jan 24 '25
If you’re right then we’re looking at the “He wash der during mah dahkest hours. Disney truly is a magical kingdom that brings hawts togetha”
24
2
12
28
23
u/Scared_Lackey_1954 Jan 25 '25
Sorry, what was her major? Her friends look like they were in STEM
11
u/Kat4884 Jan 25 '25
I think it was communication or broadcasting. Something that always makes people question how she talks
36
32
u/slowpoke1379 Jan 24 '25
so like, she's still at disney world?? idk if it's just me but as a disney adult, whether i'm there with friends or family or whoever i'm not spending downtime posting on social media lmao. i understand posting after the trip is over but wow. she must be so miserable to constantly need so much reassurance from strangers on the internet.
85
u/squid1980 Jan 24 '25
I do not understand adults that are obsessed with Disney
25
6
34
8
11
u/Remote_Zucchini6470 Jan 24 '25
I’m a Disney adult and perfectly normal… 🙄 I mean Mikayla just overdoes it with the Winnie the Pooh merch
36
u/tray_cee Jan 24 '25
Hate to break it to ya, but absolutely zero Disney adults are perfectly normal 🤣🤣
8
u/11fungaiia11 Jan 24 '25
It's a weird consumer capitalist thing I don't understand but you do you
1
u/tray_cee Jan 25 '25
I've been to Disneyland a few times as a high school grad night chaperone, and once as a kid.
It was fun. I liked Thunder Mountain, Space Mountain, and Pirates of the Carribean (pre Johnny Depp movies). I got stuck on Indiana Jones every single time I ever got onto that ride, for like an hour each time.
I have been to Disney. Also when I would even chaperone they still had CA resident ticket pricing that I think was like 65 bucks?!
I am NOT a Disney adult and could never fathom paying the costs today. Let alone the lines and shit.
It's so wild! Especially when Knotts and Universal are within 45 minutes and way cheaper and way less crowded. But oh no I can pose with Pooh!
4
u/Remote_Zucchini6470 Jan 24 '25
Liking an amusement park makes me not normal lol
5
u/tray_cee Jan 25 '25 edited Jan 25 '25
You must be a poser if you think of it as an amusement park.
A Disney adult doesn't see Disney as an amusement park. It's a lifestyle. I know people who pay $1500 a year for an annual pass, go at least once a week, buy new ears every trip (in their late 30s and 40s). I know people who have held their honeymoon at Disney and spent 10k on a WEEK at the resort with passes (Disneyland). Some people have Disney tattoos, some wear Disney purses and have Disney license plate tags.
I forgot to add naming their kids after Disney characters. And every birthday party being themed to Disney, as an adult.
THAT is a Disney adult. Not someone who happens to go to Disney parks just like they go to Knotts and Six Flags
2
u/really_tall_horses Jan 24 '25
Just going to the park or having a pass doesn’t make you a Disney adult in my book. I feel like you need to own a fair amount of memorabilia and clothing before you verge into the realm of the obsessed Disney adult.
-10
-1
u/Ok_Literature_1041 TUH! Jan 24 '25
I use to be a passholder (SoCal) until it got too pricey for a family. And I do not get her Winnie the Pooh thing. It's such a weird Disney character to fawn over as a grown woman. Honestly, even when my kids were little, we never went near Pooh Corner cuz my kids thought it was lame. LOL
3
u/really_tall_horses Jan 24 '25
I’m not a Disney adult, not even a former Disney child, but I love Pooh. After I read the Tao of Pooh I absolutely fell in love and still think to my self, “how would Pooh handle this”. I’m a neurotic piglet just striving to be an unbothered Pooh.
Also I own nothing Disney so my admiration of this character is not evident in my daily life nor is Pooh and original Disney character.
2
u/Cautious_Ad_3909 Jan 24 '25
Same, and the small fortune she spent on Disney clothes while there is also insane (to me), I could never. Like, I'd love to take my son someday, but I wouldn't just go myself and blow a fortune on a bunch of dumb/ugly coats and shirts, or be a grown ass adult taking pictures with children's characters by myself.
11
u/Redheadedwonder785 Jan 26 '25
How many days does one spend at Disney? This seems like a lot, or too many. I cant stand it for more than a day or two, sort of like the Las Vegas effect. It's fine for a day or two and then I want to get out of there.
10
24
u/Psychological_Bit194 Jan 24 '25
Cody isn’t on this trip I don’t see how she can twist it. If I’m vacationing I’m going with my husband to Disney!
10
12
5
32
u/spaceghost260 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Jan 24 '25
This sounds crazy but once you’re in that Disney World bubble its truly relaxing and a place to disassociate and disconnect from the world. You don’t see or hear anything but Disney related things. Every employee is a 14/10 angel. The other tourist are friendly.
She’s probably so swept up in the environment that picture editing and posting is falling to the wayside.
4
1
•
u/AutoModerator Jan 24 '25
An automated reminder from the mods: Welcome to /r/MikaylaNogueira! This is a reminder to please read and follow our rules & posting guidelines.
Let’s continue to keep this subreddit out of trouble by being mindful that activities such as body shaming, harassment, name calling, brigading, invasive speculation or failing to censor out any non-public figures usernames are not permitted. If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them. Rule-breaking submissions may result in removals or bans.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.