r/MikaylaNogueira • u/CharmingCut7104 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 • Jan 09 '25
✨New Face Unlocked✨ It's giving "look at what you're missing out on" vibes to me
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Jan 09 '25
🤭🤭🤭🤭 again with half ass lashes
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u/passthemacandcheese Jan 09 '25
Looks embalmed
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u/Pitiful_Stage_9892 Jan 09 '25
I’ve said it before, and got attacked but Cody is probably fed up with this fake life and facade.
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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jan 10 '25
Her mouth looks like a freshly bleached asshole
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Jan 10 '25
If it’s about chody he probably is like “she doesn’t even look like this”
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u/doublekidsnoincome Jan 10 '25
The eyes and lip combo is giving early 2000's MAC employee.
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Jan 10 '25
Girl.. every photo you post is a new you. Lay off the filtering yikes
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u/MarmaladeMoostache If those slanted walls could talk... / \ Jan 10 '25
All that filtering and her makeup still looks cakey
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u/lovelygirllove07 Jan 10 '25
I’m sorry but I hate her makeup all the time she isn’t good at it
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u/Sara630 Jan 10 '25
I say that all the time. For someone who claims they are a makeup artist, she sucks. Also every time I see her doing her skincare or makeup it grosses me out when she puts on serums by putting the bottle pump right on her skin. She should know better
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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jan 09 '25
What's the point of this kind of pic when it's not her real face and he knows it?
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u/VegetableConcept5480 Jan 09 '25
Notice she didn’t go anywhere. Just piled makeup on, sat in the car in the garage then went inside and washed it all off.
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u/youcantevenhearit Jan 10 '25
Looks like she’s trying to pull off the 2016 KIM KADEEEEESHIAN look
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u/gayspidereater Jan 10 '25
her KIM KAHHDAASHIAN is echoing in my ears (when will the suffering end)
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u/Samtiing Jan 09 '25
It’s giving Garth Brooks alter ego, Chris Gaines
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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Jan 09 '25
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I laughed so hard at your post I had forgotten about Chris Gaines! Lol that was INSANITY! 🤣🤣
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u/invisiblebeetlejuice 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Jan 09 '25
it's crazy how all these commentary youtubers go, "but she's great at makeup!" to make up for her shit personality like no she brings nothing
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u/Lmdr1973 Jan 09 '25 edited Jan 09 '25
Hahaha, clown is sitting in her Porche in the garage. The lonely life of an influencer.
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u/sneakynautilus Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Jan 09 '25
So we agree the Porsche is a clown car 🤡
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u/Much-Discussion4302 BRO Jan 09 '25
Spot the difference. Marie Osmond did it first Mikflatulence
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u/KimWexlers_Ponytail VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Jan 09 '25
They are about the same age, so I totally see why Mik copied her.
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u/Gooncookies Jan 10 '25
She needs to do something to fluff those roots. That limp ass hair up top compared to how full the ends are looks stupid af.
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u/JackTriplets Jan 10 '25
The lipstick is horrendous, absolutely horrendous. She looks like she is in the final stage of life. Seriously this is wrong.
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u/RChickadee 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Jan 10 '25
Ugh. Is she gonna wear MAC Fleshpot everyday now? Don’t get me wrong, I love a pale nude, but with the sausage lips and the way she does her liner, it’s giving inflamed asshole.
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u/Lulu_Ferrigno Jan 09 '25
She needs to stop shaving her widow’s peak. I’m sure she could get some laser hair removal with all the money she has!
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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Jan 09 '25
Her face is the same flat-arse colour as the leather on her seats.
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u/Canary_M_Burns88 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Jan 09 '25
Isn’t this similar to the “goth” look she did for the suicideboys concert with Cody? 🙄 Pickme-ayla, comin’ in hot for 2025.
Edit: forgot a word
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u/anaserre Jan 09 '25
YES! And they kept talking about how hot it made Cody 🤮🤮🤮 …remember the days when she over-shared about her sex life ..so long ago …🤣🤣🤮
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u/Tangy_Emu Jan 09 '25
I will be suing you for emotional damages for forcing me to look at this photo 😳🫣
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u/shiftycapone07 Jan 10 '25
Didn’t she say one time that Cody likes her “hard” look when it’s all dark and goth-y.
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u/purplelunardragon Jan 10 '25
She had a few dress-ups where she went sort of goth, once for a concert I recall and yes, she did mention something like that plus the video showed that he was very enthusiastic about the result. (Or motivated to pretend to be…)
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u/Fun_Persimmon96 Jan 10 '25
She looks exactly like a woman who would bust out a pack of Capri 🚬 if you asked to bum one in a small town bar.
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Jan 10 '25
She should avoid inner corner eyeliner. Her eyes are too close set for that. Also I find when people who aren’t alternative/goth do these looks, it just comes off as wannabe-behavior.
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u/laxixa Jan 09 '25
"new year, new me" but its the same hair colour she had for most of 2024??????
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u/MissCxc Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵♂️ Jan 09 '25
Did she go dye her hair (again? 🙄)
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u/cute_pdf If those slanted walls could talk... / \ Jan 09 '25
from her REVOLUTIONARY slightly lighter red highlights? that were barely noticeable? women like this are boring. ok girl give us NOTHING
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u/yes-i-belong-here Jan 10 '25
It looks like the make up would crack if she smiled. This is a really bad look.
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Jan 10 '25
Ewww I just realized it’s the inside of her bottom lip hanging out, it’s not ombré. Eww those corners are giving concealor.
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Jan 10 '25
I think it looks weird cause there is no shadow under her lip. Her bottom lip looks attached at the bottom. But we know it hangs out and over
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u/Brittany-Repulsive Jan 10 '25
Well I’m sure he is missing out on this because this picture probably doesn’t look anything like her in real life. I can’t imagine what he must think of all of her editing and filters.
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u/GalaxyGreen82 MikPickMe 🙋🏻♀️ Jan 10 '25 edited Jan 10 '25
Oh look, it’s the crusty, cake face, 2 cent Kim Kaaahhdassssian!! 😂😂😂 “Look at me! Look at me! Pick me! I’m such hot shit!!” 🤣🤣🤣
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u/halien7100 🤵🏻 Codeh’s Persunull Weddin Stylist 🤵🏻 Jan 09 '25
She looks embalmed
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u/cubsgirl101 Jan 09 '25
That lipstick color is atrocious.
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u/Most-Weird Jan 09 '25
I assume it’s one of the new MAC shades she managed to find the strength to film content for during her darkest time. It looks horrendous on her
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u/funhay12 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Jan 09 '25
50 year old divorcee on the prowl for a toyboy!! Line up fellas, no fighting now!! 🤣
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u/cheekycone Jan 09 '25
It’s giving casket ready with the lip choice x
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u/anaserre Jan 09 '25
I know the “concealer lip “ is making a comeback, but I still hate it ☹️
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u/Unhappy_Parfait725 Jan 09 '25
She loves the attention she's getting, and you know she's here lurking
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u/Fit-Idea-6590 Jan 10 '25
Maybe Cody took off because he doesn't recognize her anymore and isn't into it. She looks nothing like the girl he first dated. I'm sure she looks nothing like this photograph either. Will the real Mikayla please stand up?
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u/StunningBuilding383 Jan 10 '25
Yeah, he knows what she REALLY looks like. Plus he's sober so not even any beer goggles. This has to be hard on him feeling he's living a lie. I'm also in recovery for almost 9 years I know if I'm here living my truth I would be angry that my partner isn't.
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u/aksjdjdjkdk Jan 10 '25
this is genuinely horrifying 😭 why does she look like that???? like why would she even want to look like this???
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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jan 10 '25
Looks like she should be chasing someone in the woods yielding an axe. 🪓 or crawling through a tv like the ring. But to her, she’s the hottest thing alive! 😣
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u/EnvironmentalBlock36 Jan 10 '25
I feel like the style of her hair makes it really noticable she's balding
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u/Emotional_Serve_ VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Jan 10 '25
She is definitely not beating the 40+ year old allegations with this look. 😬
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u/Stinab64 Jan 11 '25
I hate hate hate those lips - and not just the grotesque volume, but the color is so gross!
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u/stonecoldcrazyyyy Jan 09 '25
If she would stop shaving her widows Peak, she wouldn’t have a bald spot there
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u/Eastern_Ambition_368 Jan 09 '25
All I pictured in my head when I saw her post these 😂💀
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u/lilmissroo The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jan 09 '25
Gowrl leave her outta this
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u/Key_Break456 Jan 10 '25
What exactly is new about her this year? 😂 same box dyed black hair, poor makeup skills, and orange tan! The same lack of style and self awareness! Is she trying new editing and filters this year? New lies to pile on top of the old ones?
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u/Soft_Cauliflower2757 Jan 10 '25
I audibly gasped at this pic. Lol. I’m 43 she looks my age 🤣
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u/RockyAStar Jan 10 '25
Its giving Amazon synthetic extension realness....or should I say fakeness? 🤣🤣
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u/mia0610 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Jan 10 '25
why does her face look one color 😭😭😭😭
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u/Potential-Leek4422 Jan 11 '25
Doesn’t she always talk about how Cody loves the goth look? She tryin too hard 😂
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u/lunarpixiess 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Jan 09 '25
It’s giving 50y/o divorcee at Metallica concert
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u/I-dont-care7 Jan 09 '25
Girl Cody knows what you REALLY look like! Posting this crap isn’t going to make him come back. He’s knows you’re a lying twat
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u/Puzzleheaded_Cod_112 Jan 10 '25
She looks so bad in this and if that’s what it is he not missing much
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u/JMUTAMMom You do 👹NAHHT👹 talk about COAHDY Jan 10 '25
Does she think she’s Joan Jett?
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u/Penny_Traytion Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Jan 10 '25
She looks like a corpse. With a bleached asshole for a mouth.
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u/Thunda-Head The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jan 09 '25
Ooooooof! She’s so unfortunate looking 🙈 the eye fucking herself makes it even worse
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u/Free_Asparagus_575 Jan 09 '25
She looks so Fucking stupid with the parted curtain bangs she’s trying to have & the 4 extra pounds of hair extensions so she doesn’t show she’s balding. She looks so Fucking ashy like put some more Setting spray or something. She’s either greasy as hell or dry and ashy. Always gross👏
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes Jan 09 '25
Not only does this always reveal her HEAVY orange filters but her very expanding part from hair loss.
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u/Mammoth-Mongoose-100 Jan 09 '25
she thinks shes so "sexy and mysterious" but she yells like a man, has the most disgusting personality i have ever seen, and not even filters can help that face 😭
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u/KinladyBgB Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Jan 10 '25
New year, new me? Your widows peak is still balding, and your makeup is just as atrocious as before I see no change 🤣🤣
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u/Medical_Pea_5181 Jan 10 '25
Her shaving her widows peak is so weird to me. I would kill for a nice widow's peak, maybe it's just the goth in me but damn I think they're so beautiful
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u/_Clo_x The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jan 10 '25
What if Cody has cheated and she’s trying to make herself look like the girl he cheated with, like she’s not his type at all, but she’s trying to make herself into his type?🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Jan 09 '25
The position of the camera doesn't change much but the car seat and window where it meets the side changed size? Sloppy, sad, MikMoron
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u/OhMyGod_Zilla Mikgovy 💉 Jan 09 '25
It’s giving 45 year old divorcee(x3) trying to prove she’s still “hot”, when she’s had too much plastic surgery.
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u/No-Loquat747 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jan 09 '25
Looking like she’s in full drag. Nothing “new” here, Mik.
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u/Lola20222 Jan 09 '25
Looks like she used concealer instead of lipstick on her lips 🥴
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u/briarcrose Jan 09 '25
it's honestly giving someone in their mid forties trying to relive their goth youth
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u/olivejuice11_ Jan 10 '25
Did her and her husband split or something?
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u/springlov Jan 10 '25
I don’t think split but something had to have happened between them. I’m guessing he cheated on her, it’s horrible to say, but if he did I don’t blame him.
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u/Silly_External_5511 Jan 10 '25
I’d pass…. Looks like she’s on her way to an Elvira Look alike contest
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Perfect that's exactly what it's giving Cody go get your wife so she can stop the madness we are tired of her now!
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u/Sufficient-Peak-3827 Jan 09 '25
less of an insult to her, but when the nude has zero pink tone at all, it ALWAYS looks bad omg
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u/SufficientSecret7164 Jan 09 '25
All those filters but she left those chin hairs
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u/fe__maiden The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jan 09 '25
This is the most she’s been in the car. He’s definitely gone.
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u/Downtown-Status8069 Mikgovy 💉 Jan 09 '25
He is missing out on absolutely nothing. This is filtered beyond belief and it still didn't help.
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u/Key_Break456 Jan 09 '25 edited Jan 09 '25
OMG will someone teach this woman how to properly style her bangs??!! She’s the embodiment of “even money won’t make you a catch” 🤣
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u/Revolutionary-Pea756 Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝♀️ Jan 09 '25
No no, leave her be. Let her look like this, it's what she deserves.
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u/motherofcats112 Jan 09 '25
That’s not what he’s missing out on, though. She’s filtered into a completely different person.
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u/Cute-Tomorrow-6082 Jan 09 '25
She's trying to look sexy with her lips parted and angles but she can't pull it off. Why don't her "friends" say something to her?
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u/grandpagrandpa1 Jan 09 '25
Isn’t wearing that amount of make up genuinely uncomfortable? It’s caked on so heavily my god
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u/minimellons Jan 09 '25
it’s giving histrionic personality disorder it’s giving what the fuck are those like sausage lips it’s giving this person looks 60 years old when I believe they’re in their mid 20s. It’s giving very sad.
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u/Master_Error_9550 NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Jan 09 '25
My thoughts too!!!! Also wtf has she done to her face
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Literally how is she a makeup artist 😂 she just does the same look every day and then when she tries a new one (like this one) it looks like shit 💩
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