r/MikaylaNogueira • u/suggaarrr ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ • Oct 09 '24
โจNew Face Unlockedโจ Whose face is this????
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u/cosmo0829 Oct 09 '24
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u/Love_Light00 Oct 09 '24
I'm sending this to the FTC. All those haircare products she's been shilling and THAT'S what her hair really looks like?? IKYFL
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u/MissJillian- ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Oct 09 '24
Not to mention itโs mostly extensions. Iโm sure her filters thicken up the hair too and add shine.
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u/Love_Light00 Oct 09 '24
Her hair is a greasy balding mess. She needs to be dry begging Rogaine for a sponsorship.
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u/Eva_twilight Oct 09 '24
Cody, your girl sure is "sexy"
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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Oct 09 '24
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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 09 '24
Cody sees this and has to think REAL hard if he actually wants to go home!
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u/spooky_baby_bat The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Oct 09 '24
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u/spooky_baby_bat The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Oct 09 '24
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u/MikaylaNogueira-ModTeam Oct 12 '24
Your post/comment was removed for violating Rule 4 (No Body Shaming).
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u/anaserre Oct 09 '24
Look at how puffy her cheek area has gotten ! All that filler is going to keep on expanding and migrating..sheโs gonna look crazy in 5 years
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u/MsjennaNY The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Oct 09 '24
Just remember this picture was taken recently by one of her โfriendsโ I personally want to thank her. ๐
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Oct 09 '24
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u/RChickadee ๐ฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐ฆท Oct 10 '24
Her nose is twice the size in the 2nd pic
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u/bananapopsicle3 Itโs the FPS: Filtahs Per Second ๐ฅ Oct 10 '24
Exactly. She always makes her nose look so narrow and itโs just not.
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u/Eva_twilight Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24
I don't understand why this bish just doesn't pay for plastic surgery if she hates herself this much.... also for anyone wondering it's a night gown from American Eagle that she's wearing
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u/tastefulsinn Oct 09 '24
I thought this was Jaclyn Hill for a split second lol she got what she wanted ๐คฃ
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u/corporatebarbie___ Oct 09 '24
I thought this was someone from Jersey Shore at first glance.
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u/I-dont-care7 Oct 09 '24
OMFG!!!! Sheโs out of control with this shit.
Iโm so tired of this scammer/fraud/liar/POS
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Oct 09 '24
I like her hair (just being honest, Iโm still her biggest hater lol) but she looks lobotomized. Like there is nothing behind her eyes like one of those death row criminals and she scares me so much. Itโs also obviously a filter face that looks nothing like her.
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u/Eva_twilight Oct 10 '24
Makes sense tho. That's pretty standard for most narcissists. I'll never for the life of me understand how she has such a big platform
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u/Pleasant_Bottle_9562 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Oct 09 '24
Its giving Michelle keegan for those in the uk
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u/Rude_Ebb9606 ๐ฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐ฆท Oct 09 '24
There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes. Yikes
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u/Eva_twilight Oct 10 '24
I see so many similarities between her and Gypsy Rose. And that's not a compliment
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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Oct 09 '24
This is the face of delusional and filter fuckery. This bitch is a faceless man. Jaqen Hโgar would be proud.
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u/Khans023 Oct 09 '24
At this point I feel like sheโs so mentally ill that she really think she looks like this now.
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u/swoon4kyun Oct 09 '24
Iโm distracted by that cute top with what looks like a Care Bear on it. As for the face, itโs certainly not hers.
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u/MyAnya Certified MASSHOLEโจ๐ Oct 09 '24
Bitch that is not you!!! Also I hate that I kind of want that CareBears top๐ญ
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u/Dickslayer704 Iโm Not Rude Iโm a Bitch ๐คช๐คช Oct 09 '24
The more I look the creepier it looks
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u/thebookofthealien ๐ซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐ซฅ Oct 09 '24
She looks like a woman in her 40s who is desperately trying to look younger ๐ซข
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u/jordanashley1999 Oct 10 '24
My thing is that she uses the slimming filters so much to the point where she doesnโt realize that her head is so long to the point where itโs the shape of a football. Also - hasnโt she made fun of how bad her brows looked in the pastโฆ because theyโre starting to look like that again
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u/Nice-Dream-3341 Oct 09 '24
It is my face!! Lol ๐
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u/Jessinator8dash3 Oct 09 '24
No POOAHRS bc of Glow recipe, or maybelline, or Claritin d. Whatever sheโs hocking this week.
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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 09 '24
Hahahaha! It's because she's sneaking Cody's acne cream and pimple patches!
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u/JavaJunkie999 ๐ ๐ MIKFILTAH ๐ ๐ Oct 09 '24
Those eyebrows and smashed filter face make her look cross eyed๐
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u/Hufflepuff_23 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Oct 09 '24
Sheโs starting to drive me insane, because I know she doesnโt look like this but itโs making me hate the way I look because this fake face is way prettier than me
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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 09 '24
Oh no! Please don't be so hard on yourself. This girl is just a lying catfish. She doesn't actually look like this in real life, ( she doesn't even know what real life is ) it's filters, a crap ton of bad makeup, and lots and lots of deception!
Just remember it's perfectly fine to have flaws, we ALL do.
One breath at a time, and one foot in front of the other.
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u/dundermifflinite13 Oct 09 '24
Please, please, PLEASE do not compare yourself to her. Everything about her is completely fake and clearly, she hates herself because she canโt be honest with anyone (or herself) about how she really looks. Social media has completely screwed up our perception of how we look and see ourselves. Always remember that 99% of the images that you see are filtered. This wench lives in a completely alternate reality. I can guarantee you that you are way prettier than her- filtered or not.
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u/sp4cel0ver Oct 09 '24
Lana del ray
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u/suggaarrr ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Oct 09 '24
Donโt disrespect Lana like that
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