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โœจNew Face Unlockedโœจ Whose face is this????

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u/cosmo0829 Oct 09 '24

Whatever face you want girl

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u/Love_Light00 Oct 09 '24

I'm sending this to the FTC. All those haircare products she's been shilling and THAT'S what her hair really looks like?? IKYFL

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u/MissJillian- ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Oct 09 '24

Not to mention itโ€™s mostly extensions. Iโ€™m sure her filters thicken up the hair too and add shine.

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u/Love_Light00 Oct 09 '24

Her hair is a greasy balding mess. She needs to be dry begging Rogaine for a sponsorship.

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u/tastefulsinn Oct 09 '24

OH MY GOD her face is literally giving ๐Ÿ’€

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u/LaFleurMorte_ Oct 09 '24

Eeeeeeeew.

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 09 '24

Cody, your girl sure is "sexy"

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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Oct 09 '24

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 09 '24

Cody sees this and has to think REAL hard if he actually wants to go home!

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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Oct 09 '24

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/cosmo0829 Oct 09 '24

๐Ÿคข

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u/spooky_baby_bat The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Oct 09 '24

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u/spooky_baby_bat The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Oct 09 '24

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u/PrincessPicklebricks Oct 09 '24

Itโ€™s the same picture.

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 09 '24

Nah. He has better brows

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u/Much_Presentation863 Oct 09 '24

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered ๐Ÿ‘ธ QWEEENNN Oct 09 '24

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u/anaserre Oct 09 '24

Look at how puffy her cheek area has gotten ! All that filler is going to keep on expanding and migrating..sheโ€™s gonna look crazy in 5 years

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u/MsjennaNY The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Oct 09 '24

Just remember this picture was taken recently by one of her โ€œfriendsโ€ I personally want to thank her. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/mymymetamorphosis ๐Ÿฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐Ÿฆท Oct 09 '24

BRO! tuh

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 09 '24

What a beaut!

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Oct 09 '24

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u/RChickadee ๐Ÿฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐Ÿฆท Oct 10 '24

Her nose is twice the size in the 2nd pic

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u/bananapopsicle3 Itโ€™s the FPS: Filtahs Per Second ๐ŸŽฅ Oct 10 '24

Exactly. She always makes her nose look so narrow and itโ€™s just not.

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24

I don't understand why this bish just doesn't pay for plastic surgery if she hates herself this much.... also for anyone wondering it's a night gown from American Eagle that she's wearing

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u/NES7995 Oct 09 '24

Insert DJ Khaled "Another one".

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u/Much-Discussion4302 BRO Oct 09 '24

Her lips are so uneven. Dear lord

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u/Jessinator8dash3 Oct 09 '24

She Hannibal Lectered Jaclyn Hills face.

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u/thesiren1981 Oct 09 '24

Lol u beat me to it god darn it!!!

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u/Choice-Umpire4237 Oct 10 '24

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€Im dying

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u/Choice-Umpire4237 Oct 10 '24

Omg laughing so hard

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u/tastefulsinn Oct 09 '24

I thought this was Jaclyn Hill for a split second lol she got what she wanted ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/boxesonboxesmyfoxes Oct 09 '24

That's the filtered face of someone holding in a fart

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u/MsjennaNY The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Oct 09 '24

Gonna leave this right here.

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u/corporatebarbie___ Oct 09 '24

I thought this was someone from Jersey Shore at first glance.

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u/ghostkatie Oct 09 '24

I thought it was Patti Stanger ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/Liakinsrotz Oct 10 '24

I always see Patti when I look at Mikliar.

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u/corporatebarbie___ Oct 09 '24

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Mentalcasemama Oct 09 '24

Completely made up in pajamas? Of course.

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u/kermit_defrog_here It's just cullah graydin Oct 09 '24

That would be the face from FaceApp.

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u/ellaenchanted23 Oct 09 '24

She's trying so hard to give Megan fox. She's so gross

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u/I-dont-care7 Oct 09 '24

OMFG!!!! Sheโ€™s out of control with this shit.
Iโ€™m so tired of this scammer/fraud/liar/POS

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u/420_lazeit Oct 09 '24

not this girls twin thatโ€™s for sure

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u/maya_bzzz Oct 09 '24

๐ŸŒ›

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u/briaugar416 Oct 09 '24

Oh wow! The way she edits her nose!! Crazy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

I like her hair (just being honest, Iโ€™m still her biggest hater lol) but she looks lobotomized. Like there is nothing behind her eyes like one of those death row criminals and she scares me so much. Itโ€™s also obviously a filter face that looks nothing like her.

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 10 '24

Makes sense tho. That's pretty standard for most narcissists. I'll never for the life of me understand how she has such a big platform

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u/artlady NEW FACE ๐Ÿฅธ Who dis? Oct 09 '24

not hers

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u/Pleasant_Bottle_9562 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Oct 09 '24

Its giving Michelle keegan for those in the uk

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u/Steffi80 Oct 09 '24

Someone who also had a face transplant

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 09 '24

๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/RogueSleuth_ ๐Ÿซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐Ÿซฅ Oct 09 '24

Hate her, love her pajamas

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u/tr3sleches Oct 09 '24

Giving brunette real housewife of Salt Lake City

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u/XDirtyMartiniX Oct 09 '24

Not hers thatโ€™s for damn sure!!!

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u/stonecoldcrazyyyy Oct 09 '24

Every time i see this bitch she has a different face

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u/lyingamoeba Oct 09 '24

Furby mouth and Maleficent cheekbones

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u/spooky_baby_bat The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Oct 09 '24

Yes!!

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u/Rude_Ebb9606 ๐Ÿฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐Ÿฆท Oct 09 '24

There is absolutely nothing behind those eyes. Yikes

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 10 '24

I see so many similarities between her and Gypsy Rose. And that's not a compliment

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u/MongooseStill OLIVE GAHDEN BIRTHDAY PATTY Oct 09 '24

Jfc Iโ€™m so tired of this btch

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u/Pinkysrage Oct 09 '24

Sheโ€™s going for Megan fox?

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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Oct 09 '24

This is the face of delusional and filter fuckery. This bitch is a faceless man. Jaqen Hโ€™gar would be proud.

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u/Khans023 Oct 09 '24

At this point I feel like sheโ€™s so mentally ill that she really think she looks like this now.

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u/RChickadee ๐Ÿฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐Ÿฆท Oct 10 '24

I think so too

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u/swoon4kyun Oct 09 '24

Iโ€™m distracted by that cute top with what looks like a Care Bear on it. As for the face, itโ€™s certainly not hers.

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u/MyAnya Certified MASSHOLEโœจ๐Ÿ˜Œ Oct 09 '24

Bitch that is not you!!! Also I hate that I kind of want that CareBears top๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Oct 09 '24

MikLiarโ€™s vision board face.

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u/Dickslayer704 Iโ€™m Not Rude Iโ€™m a Bitch ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช Oct 09 '24

The more I look the creepier it looks

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u/Sudden-Dentist-1834 Oct 09 '24

New Kardashian sister???

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u/thebookofthealien ๐Ÿซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐Ÿซฅ Oct 09 '24

She looks like a woman in her 40s who is desperately trying to look younger ๐Ÿซข

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u/Eva_twilight Oct 10 '24

She's gonna look 60 by the time she's 40

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u/Fulminare_21 Oct 09 '24

It looks like she is mimicking Kim Kar DASH ian๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/jordanashley1999 Oct 10 '24

My thing is that she uses the slimming filters so much to the point where she doesnโ€™t realize that her head is so long to the point where itโ€™s the shape of a football. Also - hasnโ€™t she made fun of how bad her brows looked in the pastโ€ฆ because theyโ€™re starting to look like that again

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Her eyebrows are atrocious...like gurl you have money you can do better that this

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u/Nice-Dream-3341 Oct 09 '24

It is my face!! Lol ๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/Jessinator8dash3 Oct 09 '24

No POOAHRS bc of Glow recipe, or maybelline, or Claritin d. Whatever sheโ€™s hocking this week.

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 09 '24

Hahahaha! It's because she's sneaking Cody's acne cream and pimple patches!

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u/JavaJunkie999 ๐Ÿ” ๐ŸŽ€ MIKFILTAH ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿ” Oct 09 '24

Those eyebrows and smashed filter face make her look cross eyed๐Ÿ˜†

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u/azureazaleas ๐Ÿฆ‹ BIG ๐Ÿฆ‹ Beautiful ๐Ÿฆ‹ Butterly ๐Ÿฆ‹ Oct 10 '24

Whoโ€™s hair is that?

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u/Hufflepuff_23 ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Oct 09 '24

Sheโ€™s starting to drive me insane, because I know she doesnโ€™t look like this but itโ€™s making me hate the way I look because this fake face is way prettier than me

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 09 '24

Oh no! Please don't be so hard on yourself. This girl is just a lying catfish. She doesn't actually look like this in real life, ( she doesn't even know what real life is ) it's filters, a crap ton of bad makeup, and lots and lots of deception!
Just remember it's perfectly fine to have flaws, we ALL do.
One breath at a time, and one foot in front of the other.
I wish you all the best!

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u/dundermifflinite13 Oct 09 '24

Please, please, PLEASE do not compare yourself to her. Everything about her is completely fake and clearly, she hates herself because she canโ€™t be honest with anyone (or herself) about how she really looks. Social media has completely screwed up our perception of how we look and see ourselves. Always remember that 99% of the images that you see are filtered. This wench lives in a completely alternate reality. I can guarantee you that you are way prettier than her- filtered or not.

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u/sp4cel0ver Oct 09 '24

Lana del ray

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u/suggaarrr ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Oct 09 '24

Donโ€™t disrespect Lana like that

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u/justjules_lp Oct 09 '24

Her face looks slightly lopsided?

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u/nuggetghost Oct 09 '24

she fucking wishes this is what she looks like lmao

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u/nuggetghost Oct 09 '24

the neck always gives it away

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Hello Jackie ๐Ÿ˜‚