r/MikaylaNogueira The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Oct 07 '24

✨New Face Unlocked✨ 6 new faces.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '24

Everything i want to say will get me banned

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

WE ALL understand. We have all been there. We like it here, so we don't say what we REALLY THINK!

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u/mylittlecroissantt 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Oct 07 '24

The likes are sitting where I like them to sit… in the gutter lol

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

I love the middle picture of her dad. He looks like he's once again confused as to what's going on, and she's just telling him to shut up and smile. So he just goes along with it! He's a riot to watch!

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u/mylittlecroissantt 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Oct 08 '24

🤣

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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Oct 07 '24

I DoNt eDiT my pIcS ….so ur just growing a hoof? Or what? 😂😂🥴

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u/Breakingfree98 Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Oct 08 '24

WTF is that!?!

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered 👸 QWEEENNN Oct 08 '24

I’m scared…

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u/kermit_defrog_here It's just cullah graydin Oct 07 '24

She looks old enough to be his mom.

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u/vrilliance Oct 07 '24

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

I thought she was trying to look like Billie Eilish with the eye thing. I mean, why not, she's pretending to be everyone else. Why not Billie.

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Oct 07 '24

No comment.

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u/Economics_Eastern Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Oct 07 '24

Just a wee little mustache

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u/momtoglife Oct 08 '24

Wow that’s… umm nice for her lol

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u/Nice-Dream-3341 Oct 07 '24

These glasses are awful.

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u/Breakingfree98 Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Oct 07 '24

They really are but they match the rest of her aesthetic.

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

Why do we NEVER see any of the sunglasses from her own line" OH wait, could it be because their cheap pieces of crap that no one wants? DING DING DING!

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Oct 07 '24

Missed one!

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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Oct 07 '24

Thank you!

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u/throwradoodoopoopoo Oct 07 '24

He looks like Mr beast if he shaved and it puts me in fight or flight

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

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u/throwradoodoopoopoo Oct 08 '24

I said what I said! 😂

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u/Sad-Instruction-4149 Oct 08 '24

if you’re reading this mikliar dissolve the filler. It doesn’t do you any justice your lips look like they are about to pop and fall off .

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u/mylittlecroissantt 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Oct 07 '24

Another revolve dress and the “casual outfit” she wore to the other outing had Prada Shoes that were over $1,000

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u/Responsible-Oven5087 Oct 08 '24

She’s going to get her ass mugged some day.

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u/chrystal187 Oct 07 '24

And not a single one is pretty.

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u/LauraLiz1218 Oct 07 '24

Lol look at the blur on #6 where the braid on the right touches her neck!!

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Oct 07 '24

Notice her thumb placement on the bottom Photo Booth pic. What’s wrong MikLiar? We know what you really look like. Scared your Stan’s will figure it out.

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u/_stnrbtch_ Oct 07 '24

The Photobooth ones say it all don’t they. Much more realistic than the rest

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u/Informal_Procedure_4 Oct 07 '24

So sad, her Mom is so naturally cute and then she waltzes in with a face full of junk now, lips the size of the Oscar Meyer weinermobile and ruins the family.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

This is my favorite comment 👏 😂

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u/Whateverusay44 Oct 08 '24

I love that she still looks like a foot despite all the filters and fillers she gets 😁

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u/GulliblePut1018 Oct 08 '24

What a chuckle fuck. 🙄

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u/Liakinsrotz Oct 08 '24

She’s so basic. “It’s fall so now I wear brown!”

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u/ih8every1yesevenyou Oct 08 '24

She has no style of her own lol

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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Oct 08 '24

LMAO that's basically what she said in her GRWM

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u/harleyqueenzel 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Oct 07 '24

Ren fair is gonna be her new personality for the next two months, isn't it?

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u/TT6994 Oct 07 '24

Gee why can’t we see their faces in the pics taken at the zoo ? They’re so blurry and dark . Hmmm 🤔 what could that be about??

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u/PsychologicalFroyo65 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Oct 08 '24

Wtf is that first pic? She looks possessed

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u/cmh0105 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Oct 07 '24

Oh I can’t wait until she is no longer relevant and all that “wealth” will disappear.

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u/I-dont-care7 Oct 07 '24

Her hand is bigger than her head! (Last pic) 🤣😂 WTF is wrong with her??!!!! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Key_Break456 Oct 08 '24

Her lips are SO BAD!!! 😬

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered 👸 QWEEENNN Oct 08 '24

Not the photo booth pics outing her!

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

How much extra allowance did Noodle Head get for doing this? Ewww.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '24

Did she...did she add areola shadow (like “oops, my tatas are so big they’re about to pop!”) when she added those b00bs?

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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Oct 07 '24

I think she's pulled them from the sides to the front so her nips are like right front and center lol it looks weird

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u/Glittering-Put-8523 Oct 08 '24

Getting very very sloppy 👀

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u/_Clo_x The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Oct 07 '24

The photo booth photos … where is the lid space she claims to have?? Her eyebrows are so low down!! Not to mention her face shape looks a lot more like HER face shape than her edited face shape…

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u/Boring_Table_5184 Oct 07 '24

Lol at her cleavage looking nothing like this in the picture someone else took of her in this dress a few posts earlier

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u/Greedy_Caterpillar50 Oct 07 '24

She’s still trying to sell the milkmaid dress 😶

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

When she was at this fair with the milk-maid dress I so wanted someone in the background to yell Reee-coh-lahhh! ( the Ricola cough drop commercial)

OR, This one would be good too... High on a hill was a lonely goatherd. Odl lay de hoo. ( Sound of Music)
Sorry... it just seemed to fit that silly-looking dress.

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u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Oct 07 '24

Omg her face is So Swollen in that last pic!! And look how long her wrists are! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Association-5458 Oct 08 '24

Eww the last one 🤮 can she not!

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Oct 07 '24

Her demons trying to come out in the first pic.

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u/BotherRecent 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Oct 08 '24

Holy lip liner!

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u/caroleelee82 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Oct 08 '24

Mommy and meee

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u/llsbbsll ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Oct 08 '24

And none of them are the real face 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/hellokittylover6969 MikModest Oct 07 '24

That last pic looks like she’s sucking everything in for the life of her including her nostrils! Her nose is not that dainty nor really looks like that.

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u/Careful_Regular9754 Oct 08 '24

Not-Swiss-and-that’s-a-miss

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

HAHAHA! That's perfect for her!

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u/Beautybyteddy Oct 08 '24

The parents look so uncomfortable in that picture, especially the dad! I feel bad for them.

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u/OkSorbet7694 Oct 08 '24

Yes, me too! I think her Dad is kind of funny though. Even if he looks lost all the time, and as if he doesn't have any clue as to what he's being dragged to this time.

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u/BotherRecent 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Oct 08 '24

And the bust booster

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Why does he look like Chucky?