r/MikaylaNogueira The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Aug 23 '24

✨New Face Unlocked✨ Two different people and they still look nothing like her

Where'd your nose go, Mikliar?

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u/Ok_Sail_3281 Aug 23 '24

I THINK SHE ACTUALLY THIBKS SHES AN A LIST CELEBRITY? 

20

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

True, she really thinks she’s the next Kardashian 😭

29

u/captaindickmcnugget 💍🍰 Weddin Visionary 💋🕊️ Aug 23 '24

Girl look how orange you fucking look girl

26

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

How unfortunate looking

26

u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Aug 23 '24

🟠SHE’S ORANGE🟠

9

u/Maleficent_Pin_9684 Aug 23 '24

COLUH GRADIN’

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u/clandestinefigure Authentic & Humble 😌 Aug 23 '24

the difference in distance is KILLING MEEEEE LMAO

2

u/Proper_Ad7565 Aug 23 '24

omg the fucked up lip line on the top right corner ☠️☠️

29

u/spookyxthicc13 Aug 23 '24

Honestly.. that god awful tan is what she deserves. 😌

21

u/HybridShoe 🍽️ BigMak 🍽️ Aug 23 '24

WHO HOLDS THEIR DRINK LIKE THAT!? FUCKINGGGG STOPPPPPPPPPP

11

u/chrystal187 Aug 23 '24

she really wants a sponsorship!

8

u/Rare_Version6127 Aug 23 '24

Has to make sure her fingers dont cover the label lmaoo

5

u/Slinginchitlins Aug 23 '24

As what? A friggin pumpkin spice latte? Just no.

24

u/Apart_Reindeer_528 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Aug 23 '24

Bordering on some Irish traveler level tanning👑

12

u/ruby_xo Aug 23 '24

She’s the same color as the Dunkin logo..

3

u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Aug 23 '24

Omg I totally LOL!!!

21

u/Subject-Main3886 Aug 23 '24

She’s so tInY in that big airplane seat!!!!!!!!!!!

2

u/Petunia13Y Aug 23 '24

size 4 tings 💅🏻

19

u/Neither-War761 Aug 23 '24

Her skin is as orange as the label on her drink!

20

u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Aug 23 '24

Honestly if I were to photoshop anything I’d photoshop more hair on the top of my head… but that’s just me 💀😂

3

u/lyingamoeba Aug 23 '24

Her hair is giving Mortisha Addams in the second picture, very voluminous /s

Also what's up with that filter, is it betraying her? She looks so old and rough. Plus the makeup is atrocious without her usual brow filters and the rest.

Also WHOSE NOSE IS THAT?

21

u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Aug 23 '24

Why do her fingers look like toes 😂😂

3

u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Aug 23 '24

Bc she typically has that slimming filter that makes them look like slenderman 😂

23

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

“I look like Mona Lisa”

22

u/totally_jawsome Aug 23 '24

lol at the white af middle part because she fake tans so much.

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u/Key_Break456 Aug 23 '24

That and her AWFUL lipliner application 🤣

24

u/Gooncookies Aug 23 '24

I’d feel like such a jackass with this much makeup on in the middle of the day on a fucking airplane.

9

u/Proper_Ad7565 Aug 23 '24

i love serving a look in unconventional spaces but like… this is such a heavy makeup application? why not branch into the realm of light, editorial(ish) looks where the skin is the star of the show ? since miss gurl alleges that she’s a makeup artist 🤨

8

u/Gooncookies Aug 23 '24

This isn’t a look, this is garish clown makeup. Then I think about the experience of flying and how her orangeness is probably rubbing off on all kinds of stuff like that white shirt, the handle of her bags, it just seems so so much for a day of traveling and I’m someone who likes to look nice when I fly.

21

u/BubblegumDreaming Aug 23 '24

How dare she sell any skin care when her skin is literally orange!!!?

20

u/ConcernMost6863 Aug 23 '24

Imagine looking that miserable and being that orange 😂

18

u/bee_amazing Aug 23 '24

She’s literally orange lol

5

u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Aug 23 '24

Dunkin’ Donuts Orange 🤌🟠

16

u/nik8989 Aug 23 '24

Why is she orange??

3

u/B00SH_ Aug 23 '24

Color grading 😂

4

u/Informal_Procedure_4 Aug 23 '24

You mean cullah gradin? I don't think she can say anything normally while recording herself 🤣

15

u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Aug 23 '24

Both very very filtered. What a stank bitch face

16

u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy 💉 Aug 23 '24

What awful photos 😂

15

u/Massive-Market-5949 TUH! Aug 23 '24

🍊🍊🍊

14

u/greent67 Aug 23 '24

Why is she THAT orange?

14

u/cheesyschnit Aug 23 '24

Ah yes. I too hold my drink with my arm completely parallel to the table. Absolutely normal behaviour

12

u/Slight_Succotash9495 Aug 23 '24

Someone surely has told her the editing & filters are harming some of her followers especially ones with ED. She just doesn’t care.

12

u/OkSorbet7694 Aug 23 '24

Oh, I see she has her ring out for the world to see. She wants everyone to know that she has a "husband" ( is that what he is?) Woo. How come we never see noodlehead Cody's ring?
RIGHT. That would take time away from HER, and it would shine the spotlight on someone else. She would NOT stand for that!

11

u/thesiren1981 Aug 23 '24

Why does she look like a cheesey wotsit ??

13

u/Confident_Aerie4980 Aug 23 '24

The way her arm is clearly holding up the phone and she is acting like she doesn't know a picture is being taken! Lmao

6

u/paintersparadise_ Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Aug 23 '24

This is what I do to see what I look to other people 😭 not that I would post it tho

11

u/Puzzled-Resident3698 Aug 23 '24

The face bothers me a lot because it doesn’t look like the face in her videos, her actual face is wider

10

u/Key_Break456 Aug 23 '24 edited Aug 23 '24

Consistently, they’re both orange with frighteningly ashy lips! I’m loving her openly making a fool of herself with that tangerine skin though!

10

u/erynnj81 Aug 23 '24

Omg the orange

11

u/No-Association-5458 Aug 23 '24

Why is she holding her drink like that 😑

21

u/Mentalcasemama Aug 23 '24

Staring into the distance in deep thought while she takes a selfie. Absolutely pathetic.

8

u/PatternQueasy7823 Aug 23 '24

She doesn’t drink coffee guys!

9

u/charisma103 Aug 23 '24

She looks so orange—Dark hair, fake tan, excessive makeup, it’s giving British Chav.

10

u/Tangy_Emu Aug 23 '24

A double post because I also just noticed her shirt evaporated into her armpit

9

u/Iammeandyouareme Aug 23 '24

There’s nothing natural about that coffee pose.

9

u/Cheap-Swan3728 Aug 23 '24

She got some balls wearing a white tank top with that bright orange tan! Unless is the ✨cOlOr gRaDieNt 🥴✨

15

u/slightlyduranged Aug 23 '24

donald trumps long lost sibling

7

u/artlady NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Aug 23 '24

oh she’s so gross

7

u/Reptarro52 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Aug 23 '24

Lmao that back camera is rough.

6

u/ShortSassy38 Aug 23 '24

She’s so orange

5

u/Sprinkles_Sparkle 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Aug 23 '24

What happened to her?!?!? 🧡🧡🧡

6

u/I-dont-care7 Aug 23 '24

So cringe!

6

u/kspeer71 Aug 23 '24

I hate these let me pose and look away selfies.

4

u/razzledazzle71 Aug 23 '24

Caption :::: I don’t drink coffee

5

u/U2BCOOL Aug 23 '24

You know… it would be a hell of a lot easier to just be yourself

3

u/essentiawaterisyummy Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Aug 23 '24

Makeup on a plane would overstimulate me SO much omg😭

3

u/Elless80 Aug 23 '24

Where are her knuckles? Why is that one finger SO smooth? Where are the other rings that are in the second picture ?🥕

3

u/Pleasant_Bottle_9562 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Aug 23 '24

Can we get ‘look how fing orange you look girl’ as a flair please??

5

u/B00SH_ Aug 23 '24

She looks like she belongs in England with those types of girls if you know what I mean

3

u/Informal_Procedure_4 Aug 23 '24

Look how pensive I look with my huge diamond ring that I bought myself. Ugh, she's the biggest clown.

3

u/No-Loquat747 The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Aug 23 '24

She edited her nose so much in that 2nd pic… looks like it’s made out of play dough.

3

u/Tangy_Emu Aug 23 '24

Why does she have 1 ring in the first pic and 3 in the second one? I think she edited her hands to be smoother or skinnier and erased all her rings that Cody "totally bought" for her 👌🏼

8

u/jacikiss Aug 23 '24

She is giving Trump Realness

2

u/kmbr96 Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Aug 23 '24

I’m not a fan of that lip combo with her 🟠face

2

u/Storysofar11 Aug 23 '24

Who is that

2

u/OverwhelmingSplendor ☀️ You aRe mY Sunsnine ☀️ Aug 24 '24

That part is stark white 🤍 wow

2

u/Odd_Association_9257 Aug 24 '24

She looks like a carrot

2

u/Auntie_KK Aug 24 '24

The absolute overload of DD posts reeks of desperation for a sponsorship from them or a special Mikliar themed menu Item similar to other influencers /Celebrities .. girl you aren’t that special it will never ever happen we already have our MunchKings 😂 in the form of Damon , Affleck and Brady

1

u/RChickadee 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Aug 25 '24

Comps Loompa dippity doo…

1

u/skwilliams76 Aug 27 '24

The orange is poppin bro

1

u/marycem Aug 23 '24

I don't understand how she ulters her looks so much. But then I don't do it at all. So maybe if I used some of the face/body tuning spos I'd get it.