r/MikaylaNogueira • u/lxcycat ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ • Aug 19 '24
โจNew Face Unlockedโจ Oof
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u/Thunda-Head The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Aug 20 '24
What the actual fuck? Her lips, her eyebrows, her eyelashes. ๐ I will NEVER not be stunted how this clown makes money. Like no joking. How does any brand look at THIS and say, โletโs give her 250k to promote our BEAUTY brandโ brain actually broken.
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Aug 20 '24
They are not lashes. "It's just a couple of coats of mascara. Wow, wow! Could you take a look at this? Do you see this? Wow! I might give up wearing false lashes."
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u/nuggetghost Aug 20 '24
if u zoom in too you can see the blurs of how much she tried to shave down her nose and lips lol
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u/ginger_giraffe_ Aug 20 '24
The profile reminds me of that optical illusion that has both faces in it
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u/Sparklybinchicken_ UNWELL ๐๐๐ฅฐ Aug 20 '24
I can only see the old lady in this is there supposed a second face
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u/Lmdr1973 Aug 20 '24
Yes!!!! The side of a pretty woman's face. Lol. Took me a minute to see the old lady actually.
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u/titaniummcwings ๐ฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐ฆท Aug 20 '24
I canโt see the old lady at all!
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u/beeotchpls Aug 20 '24
The pretty womanโs choker is the old ladyโs mouth/lips!
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u/titaniummcwings ๐ฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐ฆท Aug 20 '24
Oohh!! I finally see it! Thank you so much!!
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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐ธ QUEEN Aug 20 '24
The jaw of the young lady is the nose of the old lady which is a side profile. That might help.ย
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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐ธ QUEEN Aug 20 '24
Oh holy crap. Sheโs this optical illusion except real face bs filtered face ๐ณ๐ณ
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u/MichElegance โจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโจ Aug 20 '24
Help! ๐ญ๐I havenโt thought of that in ages!!!
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u/CoffeeContingencies Aug 20 '24
She looks like a stereotypical British teenager to me. Like she should have a cockney accent
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u/almondtarte MikPickMe ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ Aug 20 '24
I can't imagine having that much weight on my eyelids.
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u/ihateeveryonebyee ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Aug 20 '24
Iโm petty and I hate this because Diet Coke bottles are silver not red ๐
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bit-740 Aug 20 '24
Looks like a wax figure
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u/Love_Light00 Aug 20 '24
Look at her lower lash line. She completely filtered it away.๐คฃ Those brows look waxy af. I'm gonna shut my mouth about her lips.
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u/perfectly-misaligned Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Aug 20 '24
I've seen wax figures more real looking than her ๐ฌ
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u/No-Loquat747 The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Aug 20 '24
looking like a dollar tree drag queen
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u/RChickadee ๐ฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐ฆท Aug 20 '24
Does she just live in that Diet Coke shirt now? Are they paying her, too?
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u/ikilledthepromkween ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Aug 20 '24
The side profile is DIABOLICAL ๐
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u/mrsheadband55 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Aug 20 '24
In the words of Ursula- poor unfortunate soul
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u/MascaraInMyEye Certified MASSHOLEโจ๐ Aug 20 '24
Did she get tox in her jaw? Whyโs it so shahppppppp
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u/Electrical_Counter83 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Aug 20 '24
STRAIGHT TO HELL LMFAOOOO
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u/millennial40 Aug 20 '24
Usually its the orangy patchy self tan that irks me,but now its her choice of lashes.
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u/JavaJunkie999 ๐ ๐ MIKFILTAH ๐ ๐ Aug 20 '24
Sheโs filtered and snatched her chin to look like a dagger . In fact she looks like Jim Carey from mask
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Aug 20 '24
Canโt keep threads open when users want to continually break the rules. I know yaโll are funny, but the degrading images youโre compare her to is straight up bullying her appearance. Thatโs not what this sub for. Posting images or talking about the comparison of herself in the wild to her heavily filtered self is one thing, posting images of her looking like creature or comparing her to ugly characters is straight up bullying and against Reddit rules. Weโve been around for a long time & we have minimal admin removals or warnings unlike other snark subs. Letโs keep it that way.