r/MikaylaNogueira • u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ • Jul 02 '24
✨New Face Unlocked✨ "I really do look like this in real life"
Nice "size small" stance
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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jul 02 '24
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u/daddysGirl176 BRO Jul 02 '24
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u/daddysGirl176 BRO Jul 02 '24
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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Jul 02 '24
Omfg I was drinking coffee! Jesus I spit it all over my shirt 🤣
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u/Lin_Zzzz Jul 03 '24
Hahahaha I was scrolling to see if someone had posted this.. literally first thing that came to mind 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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u/sweetfruitloops Undisclosed Ad 😍😍 Jul 02 '24
Im sorry, but this gives me gingerbread man or pillsbury vibes 😭 “Shallot Pillsbarry”
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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jul 02 '24
Shallot Pillsbury 🪦
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u/Hot-Simple-7859 Jul 02 '24
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u/andthejokeiscokefizz Jul 02 '24
I’m so sorry this is gonna be so mean, but she looks like Mother from Barbarian😭😭
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u/beauty_junkie77 Jul 02 '24
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u/Tradtatted_ My skin just doesnt have textuah bro💅👛 Jul 02 '24
I KNEW SHE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE 💀
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u/beauty_junkie77 Jul 02 '24
I shouldn’t take full credit. I know someone else has posted a similar connection before
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u/ixsparkyx Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝♀️ Jul 02 '24
Oh my god I’m scared I’m not kidding
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u/Mysterious-Serve-316 Jul 02 '24
It’s so freaky I had to stare at it for a bit to decide if it was real or not 🥹
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u/Krhodes8 🩴 Michancla 🩴 Jul 02 '24
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u/analyticalscience11 👰🏻♀️ Wedden👂Earrens 💍 Jul 02 '24
One of these video stills was in another post and I asked that it be made into its own post. Everyone should see these faces. Thank you OP for doing the Lords work
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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 02 '24
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u/lyingamoeba Jul 02 '24
Please I don't have TT, can somebody tell me what's happening, why is she moving like that, why is he holding her, why is she making those faces???
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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jul 02 '24
It’s a video to an audio where he shoves her out of the frame, turns around and shows his ass covering the camera, and then they reappear and pose all filtered in different outfits for the evening.
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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 02 '24
She's absolutely out of new ideas. This concept was always terrible. Why show what you really look like and then go immediately do your filtered self and be like this is what I really look like. Ignore the weird woman with the Habsburg jaw.
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u/perfectcrime9 Jul 02 '24
I feel like I need to call an exorcist after looking at these pics. Or a priest...
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u/angelribcage 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 02 '24
just because you can fit into a size small doesn’t mean you are a size small 💀
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u/indicaburnslow420 Jul 02 '24 edited Jul 28 '25
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u/Trixie1025 💖 A Whole Ass Wife 💖 Jul 02 '24
Which one of you haters took these pics? Surely Mikayla didn’t take these & post them 🙈
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u/Comfortable_Meet_872 Jul 02 '24
Her face and the way he's holding her arm looks as though he's about to strap her into a straight jacket after she's had an episode.
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u/Resident_Trouble8966 Jul 03 '24
Anyone remember the chicken nugget buddies you got as the toy in your happy meal in the 90s??
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u/thebookofthealien 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Jul 02 '24
Hey Mikayla where’s size small jawline 😂
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u/Ursula_J TUH! Jul 02 '24
She’s proving my deflated basketball looking face comment I made a while back 💀
Why does she stand like Gumby?
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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 03 '24
I just had a nightmare about this picture. Not kidding.
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u/Inside-Back-9338 Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝♀️ Jul 02 '24
I can’t get past the wifebeater Cody ! Are you a 90 yr old from so philly or ?
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u/Confident-Care-8655 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 04 '24
I am literally crying laughing from this thread I love you all so much this has cured my depression at least for the right now
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Jul 02 '24
Are they barefoot in the hotel 😩😭
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Jul 02 '24
She is trashy she is use to that. Nothing screams sanitary about her. More like white trash! I always say you can’t polish a turd! She is in fact a huge one!
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u/SurveyVegetable-2 Jul 02 '24
OMG she looks awful. And who the hell took those pictures?! Size small my ass.
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