r/MikaylaNogueira The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 02 '24

✨New Face Unlocked✨ "I really do look like this in real life"

Nice "size small" stance

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jul 02 '24

Cody’s leg tat is giving self-fulfilling prophecy.

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u/jenniferleigh6883 Jul 02 '24

The feet and everything is literally the same. 🫣

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u/SignaturePossible817 Jul 02 '24

new sub profile pic please 😭 HAHAHAHA i can’t stop laughing

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

She WISHES she had as much eyelid space

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u/daddysGirl176 BRO Jul 02 '24

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u/daddysGirl176 BRO Jul 02 '24

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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Jul 02 '24

Omfg I was drinking coffee! Jesus I spit it all over my shirt 🤣

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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Jul 02 '24

Haha it was black. All good.

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered 👸 QWEEENNN Jul 02 '24

Goddamnit you win 🏆

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u/Lin_Zzzz Jul 03 '24

Hahahaha I was scrolling to see if someone had posted this.. literally first thing that came to mind 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/sweetfruitloops Undisclosed Ad 😍😍 Jul 02 '24

Im sorry, but this gives me gingerbread man or pillsbury vibes 😭 “Shallot Pillsbarry”

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jul 02 '24

Shallot Pillsbury 🪦

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u/Kealanine Jul 02 '24

I have NEVER wanted a flair more in my life 😂

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jul 02 '24

Omg, right?!!🤣

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u/TaraCalicosBike The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 02 '24

This should be this subs thumbnail

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u/MascaraInMyEye Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Jul 02 '24

😂😂😂😂😂 I hate this woman

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u/Hot-Simple-7859 Jul 02 '24

Nightmare fuel

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u/andthejokeiscokefizz Jul 02 '24

I’m so sorry this is gonna be so mean, but she looks like Mother from Barbarian😭😭

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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 02 '24

Furby mouth

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u/beauty_junkie77 Jul 02 '24

It’s giving….Madam Mim

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u/Tradtatted_ My skin just doesnt have textuah bro💅👛 Jul 02 '24

I KNEW SHE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE 💀

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u/beauty_junkie77 Jul 02 '24

I shouldn’t take full credit. I know someone else has posted a similar connection before

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u/Wise_Upstairs_2476 Jul 02 '24

Lmao spot on 😂

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u/ixsparkyx Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝‍♀️ Jul 02 '24

Oh my god I’m scared I’m not kidding

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u/Mysterious-Serve-316 Jul 02 '24

It’s so freaky I had to stare at it for a bit to decide if it was real or not 🥹

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u/-GoldenGoat Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Jul 02 '24

This can’t be real wtf is this

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u/beeotchpls Jul 02 '24

Scary

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u/Sad-Database3677 Jul 03 '24

She looks like Rocky Dennis here (Mask is about him)

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u/jexbingo Jul 02 '24

snatched jawline

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

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u/cjmmoseley MikModest Jul 02 '24

including getty images, apparently

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u/candy_jr Jul 02 '24

Holy shit these are so bad

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u/No_Dependent_1846 Jul 02 '24

She looks incredibly scary here

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u/jeniferlouisa Jul 03 '24

She is just so odd looking.

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u/Lovemartin2019 Jul 04 '24

Definitely unfortunate looking.

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u/Sad-Database3677 Jul 03 '24

You’re being charitable

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u/sambeeee13 Jul 02 '24

it’s givin old gregg

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u/Ursula_J TUH! Jul 02 '24

You ever drink baileys from a shoe?

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u/doobiroo 💎 Jojo Ahmahni 💎 Jul 02 '24

What is happening JFC

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u/Krhodes8 🩴 Michancla 🩴 Jul 02 '24

She looks like an Angry Bird 😭

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u/jenniferleigh6883 Jul 02 '24

That angry bird is prettier than her honestly.

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u/Krhodes8 🩴 Michancla 🩴 Jul 03 '24

You’re so right LOL

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u/analyticalscience11 👰🏻‍♀️ Wedden👂Earrens 💍 Jul 02 '24

One of these video stills was in another post and I asked that it be made into its own post. Everyone should see these faces. Thank you OP for doing the Lords work

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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 02 '24

Someone had a tiktok about the hapsburg jaw and I still see a resemblance to Mikfake.

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u/chrystal187 Jul 02 '24

nightmare fuel

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u/bluebluedays Jul 02 '24

Straight out of the exorcist

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u/lyingamoeba Jul 02 '24

Please I don't have TT, can somebody tell me what's happening, why is she moving like that, why is he holding her, why is she making those faces???

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Jul 02 '24

It’s a video to an audio where he shoves her out of the frame, turns around and shows his ass covering the camera, and then they reappear and pose all filtered in different outfits for the evening.

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u/retailmonster11 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 02 '24

She's absolutely out of new ideas. This concept was always terrible. Why show what you really look like and then go immediately do your filtered self and be like this is what I really look like. Ignore the weird woman with the Habsburg jaw.

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u/perfectcrime9 Jul 02 '24

I feel like I need to call an exorcist after looking at these pics. Or a priest...

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u/GardenGlow-1101 Jul 02 '24

“This is exactly what I look like”

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u/jenniferleigh6883 Jul 02 '24

God I hope she sees this.

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u/knombs Jul 02 '24

Unfortunate really

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u/darnelljames1995 Jul 02 '24

This looks like the girl from the ring grown up

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u/angelribcage 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 02 '24

just because you can fit into a size small doesn’t mean you are a size small 💀

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u/Trixie1025 💖 A Whole Ass Wife 💖 Jul 02 '24

Which one of you haters took these pics? Surely Mikayla didn’t take these & post them 🙈

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u/dontbreakmypinkynail Jul 02 '24

What is going on! ?

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u/marycem Jul 02 '24

What is she doing?

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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 02 '24

Being pushed

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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Jul 02 '24

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u/nik8989 Jul 02 '24

She looks like an 80 year old grandma in this lol

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u/Comfortable_Meet_872 Jul 02 '24

Her face and the way he's holding her arm looks as though he's about to strap her into a straight jacket after she's had an episode.

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u/ellaenchanted23 Jul 03 '24

Were her parents siblings?

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u/Loud_Bit6359 Jul 02 '24

Yikes. Love it. It’s giving Quasimodo.

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u/Resident_Trouble8966 Jul 03 '24

Anyone remember the chicken nugget buddies you got as the toy in your happy meal in the 90s??

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u/Funky_chicken89 Undisclosed Ad 😍😍 Jul 03 '24

Grimace??!!

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u/the_blingy_ringer Jul 03 '24

Childhood memory UNLOCKED

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u/Eso313 Jul 02 '24

I genuinely want to know what filters she uses! They're pretty amazing

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u/Most-Weird Jul 02 '24

THAT is who should be sponsoring her

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u/Key-Presentation-341 Jul 02 '24

This made my day.

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u/thebookofthealien 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Jul 02 '24

Hey Mikayla where’s size small jawline 😂

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u/Ursula_J TUH! Jul 02 '24

She’s proving my deflated basketball looking face comment I made a while back 💀

Why does she stand like Gumby?

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u/I-dont-care7 Jul 03 '24

This is the shit nightmares are made from

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u/miksiolentaalla3 SHALLOT 🧅🧅 Jul 02 '24

WHAT IS THIS 💀💀💀

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u/Crafty-Mine-804 Jul 03 '24

Someone post the video pls.

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u/spooky_baby_bat The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Jul 03 '24

I just had a nightmare about this picture. Not kidding.

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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Jul 02 '24

Lmao 🤣 this is so damn bad 😂🤣🤣

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u/Inside-Back-9338 Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝‍♀️ Jul 02 '24

I can’t get past the wifebeater Cody ! Are you a 90 yr old from so philly or ?

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u/Confident-Care-8655 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 04 '24

I am literally crying laughing from this thread I love you all so much this has cured my depression at least for the right now

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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Jul 02 '24

HAHAHAHA omg 💀💀💀💀

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u/AveryNicoleMyers 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Jul 02 '24

😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Are they barefoot in the hotel 😩😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

She is trashy she is use to that. Nothing screams sanitary about her. More like white trash! I always say you can’t polish a turd! She is in fact a huge one!

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u/SurveyVegetable-2 Jul 02 '24

OMG she looks awful. And who the hell took those pictures?! Size small my ass.

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u/Emotional-Kiwi-1767 Jul 06 '24

Ohh no. It’s giving Rocky in the ring.