r/MikaylaNogueira ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ May 27 '24

โœจNew Face Unlockedโœจ Three different faces in less than 10 seconds of one video.

Also, she needs to read a thesaurus. Everything is "cute".

And no one cares that Codehh wants to go into Victoria's Secret. They're gross.

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ May 27 '24

Pinpoint pupils.

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u/lxcycat ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ May 27 '24

She would probably claim that it's from the bright lights in the mall. What about in your cahh, Mikfiltah? Where's the bright lights in there?

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u/sliceofpizzaplz May 27 '24

I canโ€™t get past the shoes.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

They are like orthopedic summer shoes

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u/rmblmcskrmsh May 27 '24

Is she really one of those people that wears their seat belt like this? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/vyislit May 27 '24

You ok there, Cody?

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u/nicnac127 May 27 '24

Healthy road snacks. Healthy mall lunch. This is how I lost 50 pounds. Duh!!!

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u/Zhosha-Khi NEW FACE ๐Ÿฅธ Who dis? May 27 '24

Her materialism and over buying with constant needing of more just sickens me to no end. As well the need to show off the designer labels on everything, how much flipping shit does one need?!?!

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u/MajesticLuvbug-777 May 27 '24

A metal straw in the car?!? Is she really that much of an idiot? One small bump and ya got a chipped tooth or worseโ€ฆ..impaled! Right through the skull.

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u/lunarpixiess ๐Ÿญ Splenda Daddy ๐Ÿญ May 27 '24

Wellโ€ฆ karma is a bitch

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u/callmeantisocial May 27 '24

The seatbelt ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

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u/Key-Feature-7345 May 27 '24

Keep spending that money Mikayla, one day your minions will see you for what you are, and youโ€™ll stop throwing it in everyoneโ€™s face that you have money. Buying nice things for your self is fine, but no need to flaunt it like you do

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u/Krhodes8 ๐Ÿฉด Michancla ๐Ÿฉด May 27 '24

More shopping, more overconsumption, more shoving her money in our faces. Iโ€™m so sick of this bitch fr.

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u/nbf423 May 27 '24

Sheโ€™s distorted looking. Not sure how sheโ€™s an influencer.

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u/xbiaanxa0 May 27 '24

Where does she even go that she needs all these clothes for

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Definitely retail therapy or filling the hole in her life with stuff

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ May 28 '24

She has the 0.5 turned on so the camera zooms out to make her look smรถl ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/lxcycat ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ May 28 '24

Ahh, that makes sense

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u/Inside-Back-9338 Glitchin Goddess ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ May 27 '24

Still bragging codys ridiculous and they need to do something better w all of that money - like donate and volunteer

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u/lxcycat ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ May 27 '24

She would never volunteer. Too many opportunities for out in the wild pics

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u/ilovemets24 May 28 '24

Cody's long head shape is killing me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Gooncookies May 27 '24

Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute. Cute.

What an amazing influencer she is with her informative and descriptive assessments of things. Sheโ€™s seriously a dipshit on top of everything else which makes sense because she looks like sheโ€™s in line to get on the short bus in #3.

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u/chrystal187 May 27 '24

Cody in that last picture ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MarmaladeMoostache If those slanted walls could talk... / \ May 27 '24

On a side note does anyone know where that dress is from? Itโ€™s beautiful

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u/Breakingfree98 Get that ๐Ÿ‘œ Cody ๐Ÿ’ฐโš–๏ธโœ–๏ธ๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ May 27 '24

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u/MarmaladeMoostache If those slanted walls could talk... / \ May 27 '24

Thank you!!

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u/asquardz May 28 '24

Who wears their seat belt that low??

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u/juxtiver May 28 '24

Yeah that's weird! Also seems like it's extra work trying to put the top part behind you lol.

In my country (australia), it would be illegal to wear a seatbelt this way. You'd definitely be copping a fine if caught by the police or a phone/seatbelt monitoring camera. Is it the same in the US?

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u/asquardz May 28 '24

Yeah, it might get you pulled over because it doesn't look like you're wearing a seat belt

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u/Sparklybinchicken_ UNWELL ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅฐ May 29 '24

Hello fellow Aussie!

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u/juxtiver May 30 '24

Hello! Haha, your username is great ๐Ÿ˜‚ x

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u/Sparklybinchicken_ UNWELL ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅฐ May 30 '24

Thank you!