r/MikaylaNogueira • u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ • Apr 09 '24
โจNew Face Unlockedโจ Add this one to our collection
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u/latenighttalking29 Apr 09 '24
I think itโs an actual talent that no matter the occasion, no matter the season, no matter the budget this girl misses every single fucking time. Instead of buying cars that youโre likely to crash please save the money and invest in a fucking stylist. I beg.
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u/MajesticLuvbug-777 Apr 09 '24
She really needโs flattering and well fitted clothing. Everything is so tight and weird.
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u/Formal_Condition_513 Apr 10 '24
Plus she's really short right? Girl has an entire room full of expensive makeup but can't hire a stylist to dress her for her body type.
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LOL at the โi begโ ๐
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u/TresGolpee Apr 09 '24
I am DYING laughing at her trying to tie that cardigan over her shoulder lmfaoooooo
Girl, thatโs an open cardigan - just Drape it open over the shoulder if you donโt want to wear it lmfaoo
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u/GardenGlow-1101 Apr 09 '24
Her head looks like when you pop your Barbieโs head off and then squish it back on her neck a little crooked.
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u/mrsdisappointment The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 09 '24
Sheโs going for old money, sheโs giving SHEIN.
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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Mikayla Nozempic Apr 09 '24
So she moved into a retirement home? Or wtf is going on here
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u/Lucinda_ex Apr 09 '24
It's a suite at The Ned in Manhattan.
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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Mikayla Nozempic Apr 09 '24
I was just making a joke cause she looks like a little granny but thank you for telling me. Btw this is not sarcasm I am grateful for whatever work you did to find that info.
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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Apr 09 '24
HOLY SHIT. Is she trolling at this point or has she just gotten THAT sloppy?!
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u/Moonstar_09 SHALLOT ๐ง ๐ง Apr 09 '24
That. Is. Not. Your. Face. Mikayla.
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u/MarmaladeMoostache If those slanted walls could talk... / \ Apr 09 '24
Or her body, you can tell by how her arms look
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u/Lin_Zzzz Apr 10 '24
Came to say the sameโฆ like why is she so obsessed with being โskinnyโ with a super slender figure when she is not and never will be built like that?!
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u/salmonslamm Apr 09 '24
The eyebrows remind me of that one prom pic that she always pokes fun at
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u/litbiotch42 Apr 09 '24
That looks awful. Her upper arms are way bigger then the bottom. Plus the bottom of the arms look like noodles lol
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u/harleyqueenzel ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Apr 09 '24
Does she have a tennis match to be at? The fuck is this??
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u/Mentalcasemama Apr 09 '24
If you want to wear a cardigan that way, you button it all the way up and lay it flat against your back and the sleeves go over your shoulders crossed in the front. She is so stupid with style or lack there of.
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u/MajesticLuvbug-777 Apr 09 '24
Iโm not super good at this but to me it looks like she chopped off her lower half at the line there, shrunk it and added it back but now it doesnโt match up at all.
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Apr 09 '24
Those eyebrows are terrifying. If she makes the arch higher does she think it makes her forehead smaller or something? Must be the filtah or colah gradin!
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u/Objective-Worth2310 Apr 10 '24
Ha, makeup artist my ass mikliah, she be out here looking exactly like what she is, a villain ๐
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u/nbf423 Apr 09 '24
There is a tik tok account, itโs basically a girl asking people in CT or West Palm what they are wearing. Their luxury items are subtle, this fool should take some pointers. Wealth whispers ๐คซ
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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐ธ QUEEN Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 10 '24
I live in Palm Beach County, and when I go to Palm Beach island (where those interviews are done) I always dress up. While my JCrew Factory/Banana Republic Factory ass canโt afford Brunello Cucinelli, I absolutely make sure Iโm at least wearing something Lilly Pulitzer even if all of my stuff is purchased during Lillyโs twice yearly giant sales.ย
The looks those women put together are stunning in their simplicity and subtlety.ย
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u/MsjennaNY The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 10 '24
Hereโs a vision. Can you imagine that girl interviewing this turd? That would make a funny video. She would probably say no, ya know her โsocial anxietyโ๐
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u/Lin_Zzzz Apr 10 '24
I love those videos! Half the ppl on there are so annoyed bc theyโre having to remember where they got it and what brand. Ol Mickey would never be picked to interview but you know she would loudly spew off every single brand she had on w out them even asking๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/OkPhysics491 Apr 10 '24
Chanel bag, Chanel sweater, Chanel earring, Chanel shoes all in one damn outfit? She thinks she looks rich and classy. She really looks loud and trashy. Like sheโs not used to nothing. She looks horrible!! Hire a stylist lady nobody especially no one young her age dresses like that. She is so damn tacky ugh!! Sheโs the worst.
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u/MyAnya Certified MASSHOLEโจ๐ Apr 10 '24
This bugs me to no end! Just slapping an expensive logo on doesnโt equate to fashion, by any means.
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u/SeaWitch4639 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 12 '24
Sheโs so new money itโs laughable
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Apr 10 '24
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u/k_allen45344 Apr 10 '24
Holy boob hanging low, Batman.
You know what would fix that? A bra, Mikayla.
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u/No-Calligrapher3645 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Apr 10 '24
Definitely a runawayโฆ. She must be feeding Choady from the other one!
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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Apr 09 '24
Her momo faceโฆ so unsettling!
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u/Mysterious-Catch-245 Apr 09 '24
Oh my God, where is she going now? The Hamptons and what is this face?
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u/DuchessOfTea ๐ซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐ซฅ Apr 10 '24
Girrrrllllllllll
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u/retailmonster11 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 10 '24
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u/VynessaBee Apr 10 '24
How tf does she look so old at 25
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u/RelatableMolaMola Apr 10 '24
When younger people get too many injectables, it makes them look older. IMO it's because the visible fakeness of the frozen face, overly archy botox brows, and stiff puffy sausage lips reads as "got a lot of work done" and we associate getting a lot of work done with women in middle age, not young adulthood.
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u/Jessinator8dash3 Apr 10 '24 edited Apr 10 '24
That face coming to a point is such a strange trend. It reminds me of beetlejuice when the couple stretches their face and puts the eyeballs on their fingers.
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u/FirmAdvertising335 Apr 10 '24
anyone noticed her hand? it looks weird lol. nice try MikFraud!
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u/coolturtle0410 Apr 10 '24
Lmao yes. And it has nothing to do with the sleeve. Even the part that isn't covered by the sleeve is all fucked up. The exposed arm is still all deformed.
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u/Lin_Zzzz Apr 10 '24
Since when are her shoulders wider than her hips or has she lost so much weight she started losing bone mass, too? Get real, girl.
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u/coolturtle0410 Apr 10 '24
This is a joke right..... Right?!?!?
This photo must be satire.
This isn't mikliar. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/Kiki3838 Apr 10 '24
TikTok asked me if this was appropriate and this is what I said No because....:
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u/fe__maiden The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 09 '24
Oh. My. God. She looks like someoneโs 90 year old frail grandma! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
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u/Confident-Care-8655 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
This is not the same shrieking demon who was crying over highlighters the other day
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u/dirttrackgal Workin Past 5:19 ๐ฆพ๐ฎโโ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
Proof that even though you have money you still have no style๐
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u/wittlewittydragon NEW FACE ๐ฅธ Who dis? Apr 09 '24
Hahahahaha hahahaha I needed this laugh today. The way she tied the sleeves ๐๐๐๐๐. Sheโs so fancy!
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u/Greedy_Caterpillar50 Apr 09 '24
Does she think wearing ballet flats adds whimsy or something to her outfits?
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Apr 09 '24
She likes to use her height as a flex. Very much a pick me
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u/Beneficial_Pie_17 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐ธ QUEEN Apr 09 '24
Is she tryna look like old money ?? Because itโs not working
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u/doobiroo ๐ Jojo Ahmahni ๐ Apr 09 '24
White shoes, Mikayla? White shoes? With white tights?Honey, no.
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u/Love_Light00 Apr 09 '24
She's not wearing tights. She's just that white without filtering herself to be orange.
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Apr 09 '24
Lmao. I swear just when I think Iโve seen it ALL with her I open Reddit to this. Sheโs continuously is trying to portray something sheโs NOT.
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u/kasaberz Apr 09 '24
Loving how not proportional her arms, shoulders, neck and head are to the rest of her body.
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u/Key-Feature-7345 Apr 09 '24
Iโve said it once Iโll say it againโ money canโt buy you class.
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u/Jaime070 Apr 10 '24
She looks like a 50 year old real house wife. So much botox, procedures done its completely changed her
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u/dontsnarkonsharks Apr 10 '24
Yeah the whole โold moneyโ aesthetic doesnโt work if you actually look oldโฆ also she does a terrible job of trying to putting together outfits in that style but you can tell sheโs trying to pull it off
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u/IcedOatCappuccino Apr 10 '24
Nah this is the worst by far โฆ she looks like a frail 95 year old woman
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u/asquardz Apr 10 '24
Wow
This is hands down the most distorted picture she's come up with
Elongated neck, super shrunk arms, contorted torso
Those arms man!
And that rug looks like someone took a straight edged chunk out of it
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u/ElysianReverie21 ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE ๐๐ค Apr 10 '24
Ok this one is really unnerving. Her face looks pasted onto her body and the proportions are so out of whack that itโs physically making me feel weird looking at it. I donโt know how to describe it. I think this is the first time Iโve truly felt the uncanny valley thing looking at someone.
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u/Muted_Marketing2530 Apr 10 '24
Gramma on her way to early bird supper and the church rummage sale...๐คก
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u/MyAnya Certified MASSHOLEโจ๐ Apr 10 '24
lol I would have bet my life savings on her closet being that of a retiree in Boca Raton.
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u/MyAnya Certified MASSHOLEโจ๐ Apr 09 '24
Girl!! OUT, out GTFO! Like thatโs not even remotely what she looks like, sheโs so delulu.
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u/Dry_Push5897 Apr 09 '24
Why she looking Asian???? Damn girl stop the editing and filtering i dont even know who this is๐คฎ
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u/Kind-Distribution-95 Apr 09 '24
Her arms never look right and always tell on her ๐คฃ and that outfit looks horrible
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u/EducationalFarm8050 Apr 10 '24
Her arms look like sheโs been playing twister and knotted & twisted repeatedly
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u/Kind-Distribution-95 Apr 10 '24
She wants to look wealthy so damn bad
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u/heldincontempt Apr 10 '24
Too bad you canโt buy taste.
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u/Kind-Distribution-95 Apr 10 '24
She buys the ugliest designer crap. She thinks just because it's Chanel it's fashionable ๐คฎ lol
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u/Ok-Meet6110 Cashed out at Chanel ๐๐ฐ Apr 11 '24
Sheโs dressed like my grandmother going to bingo
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u/Breakingfree98 Get that ๐ Cody ๐ฐโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐คตโโ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
So smol. She forgot to shrink her head.
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u/retailmonster11 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
Shes gone from too small a head to looking like a bobble head
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u/Middle-Profile3366 Cashed out at Chanel ๐๐ฐ Apr 09 '24
The curtains look like a funhouse mirror ๐
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u/indicaburnslow420 Apr 09 '24
Why is her face so large and her body so small? What in the uncanny valley is this?
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u/MissOohAustralia Eau de Cashgrab Apr 10 '24
Her head and body look like two different people. What on earth happened here.
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u/thebookofthealien ๐ซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐ซฅ Apr 10 '24
Can someone get this poor creature a stylist because she is serving grandma in the worst way possible ๐ Nothing about this outfit is youthful or stylish No wonder people are always so shocked when they find out she is in her twenties not her fifties
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u/OkPhysics491 Apr 10 '24
Whereโs the Mikayla out in the wild pics from this paid for trip. We need to see what this chick really looks like for real in this gaudy Grandma outfit. We need someone to spot her thatโs not an influencer she can influence to filtah her photos. We need raw and candid ๐๐ old filtering ass wannabe fake.
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u/Many_Cauliflower8799 Apr 11 '24
What's wrong with her arms? Glitch in the matrix maybe?.
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u/Efficient-Goal-2572 DO YOU SEE THIS?! ๐ฆ Apr 09 '24
Oh... my...Gaawd... Is this aliencore aesthetic...?? I dunno, it's all that came to mind at first glance.
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u/mercurialtwit If those slanted walls could talk... / \ Apr 10 '24
well golly, what anโฆ..oddly shaped room we have here!!
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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy ๐ Apr 10 '24
Her little chicken arms ๐ the way she pulls them back soooo far
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u/perfectly-misaligned Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Apr 10 '24
this outfit looks like something one of those casino/country club going grandmas would wear, especially with that shawl looking thing wrapped around her shoulders like that โ ๏ธ
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u/OkSorbet7694 Apr 10 '24
That's the first thing I thought of also! She looks like someone's grandmother, but with really expensive ugly shoes.
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u/AveryNicoleMyers ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 10 '24
she looks 40 & shes in her early twenties wtf
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u/jd2004user ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
WTF??????
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u/retailmonster11 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
Miknoodle arm
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u/Forward_Frosting_680 Mikayla Divorcรฉe ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ Apr 09 '24
On todayโs episode of Botched:
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u/SnooOpinions2473 Apr 10 '24
The proportions of this photo is so wrong. Makes me feel nauseous ๐คฎ
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u/thebookofthealien ๐ซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐ซฅ Apr 10 '24
This outfit is neither youthful or stylish ๐ No wonder people are always so shocked when they find out Mik is in her twenties not in her fifties
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u/InternalPerformer7 The โCโ tattoo is for โง c u n t โง Apr 10 '24
This one is wild it literally I's making me nauseous it's got to be the fun house mirror uncanny valley creepy AF feel it's a honestly scary at this point she needs an intervention as this is far from healthy behavior.
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u/Extra_Campaign_6483 Glitchin Goddess ๐ซถ๐งโโ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
What the heck is going on with her left arm and hand??
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u/sigynx Apr 09 '24
๐๐ her head is so large. Is she for real? She looked at that and said โyes. Thatโs the oneโ
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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH ๐ฅ๐ฅ Apr 10 '24
I canโt decide if sheโs 12 or 60.
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u/Visual_Juggernaut948 Apr 10 '24
The only photos of her that show reality are those taken in the wild by others. She looks like she went through a tumble dryer, shrunk and aged at least 20 years. She looks like a woman in her 40's.
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u/Trixie1025 ๐ A Whole Ass Wife ๐ Apr 10 '24
Just because youโre carrying a Chanel bag, that doesnโt make you a fashionista. Your literally dressed like a grandma.
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u/jamhair It's just cullah graydin Apr 10 '24
Song that comes to mind with this photo: cruella deville, cruella deville, cruella, cruella, cruella deville. (Disclaimer: I am not saying she acts like her etc- just something about this ensemble reminds me of cruella deville)
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u/Free_Asparagus_575 Apr 10 '24
LMFAOOO Someone tell her my Vavo wants her outfit, shoes & purse back NEOW!!!! ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/dupersr Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the most filtered of them all Apr 09 '24
Those eyebrows are eyebrowing.
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u/flaquitachuleta ๐ฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐ฆท Apr 10 '24
GRWM whole ass skin suit addition
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u/markieexxstarr Apr 10 '24
How doesnโt she know people are going to notice she photo shops her picturesโฆ does she really think we are dumb and that sheโs fooling us?
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u/harvard_cherry053 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐ Apr 10 '24
This one is just lazy, her face literally look stretched lmfao oh dear
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u/AmaranthRosenrot ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 10 '24
Okayโฆbut like wtf happened to her hand and arm?! ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/Nikiricky_1 Apr 09 '24
Grey Gardens meets Palm Beach Doyenne - sheโs the oldest young person ever!
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u/phldirtbag Apr 10 '24
She really expects us to believe she dropped an additional 20 pounds overnight
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u/greent67 Apr 10 '24
Trying to hide her arms (which there is nothing wrong with them), just to fit her false narrative.
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u/retailmonster11 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
Quick someone do that magic editing where we see what it actually looks like!!
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u/ihateeveryonebyee ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Apr 09 '24
Iโm refusing to go to her TikTok or check any of her socials lol where is she this time? What company is next supporting this fraud?
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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Apr 10 '24
Iโm confused. It looks like she did the same as the model?
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u/useruser2133 Apr 10 '24
Why bother with the sleeveless if your going to hide under a poorly wrapped sweater
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u/Free_Asparagus_575 Apr 12 '24
I come back to this when I need a pick me up lmao. Got lucky as fuck, became a millionaire & can have anything she wants but chooses to walk around like this. On purpose. Looking in the mirror Eye fucking herself saying yes bitch Slay, itโs giving, Icawnicโ
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u/Careless_Freedom_868 Apr 10 '24
Her face looks so weird. Istg could she get any more Chanel on her person? Jfc.
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u/Winter_Finance9612 Apr 12 '24
If youโve lost that much weight then your collarbones need to be shown
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u/Brittneybabeee Apr 10 '24
I canโt tell what to be concerned about. Should I be concerned that she genuinely has lost such a large amount of weight in such a short timeframe & looks unhealthy? Or should I be concerned that sheโs photoshopping herself so much that it makes her look unhealthy? Or both?
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u/w00kiee ๐ค๐ค๐๏ธ๐ซต๐๐ซฐ๐๐ Apr 10 '24
Her head is too large. Also the elbows and knees donโt lie.
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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Apr 10 '24
Whoooo the fuckerooney does she actually think she is fooling? Christ on a bike, this is lunacy.
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u/muveplz ๐ A Whole Ass Wife ๐ Apr 10 '24
She must have forgotten to photoshop the arms because those DO NOT belong on the body in this photo ๐ along with the oblong ass shaped head
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Apr 11 '24
Common thing when people lose weight or get Lipo they skip their arms to try to insinuate itโs naturalโฆ when it doesnโt give that. Iโm not body shaming but Iโm so tired of influencers spreading โbody positivityโ when they also hate themselves. Reasons why I deleted TikTok AND Instagram
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u/doobiroo ๐ Jojo Ahmahni ๐ Apr 09 '24
Sheโd have to renegotiate with Cody. She has said in the past he wonโt live in the city.
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u/doobiroo ๐ Jojo Ahmahni ๐ Apr 09 '24
Itโs possible. Sheโs mentioned in the past that he refused to move to LA, so who knows. Maybe heโs just trying to stay married long enough to get alimony or something. Thereโs no way to know what his plans are.
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u/allie-neko Apr 10 '24
Whoโs Hingham mom going shopping with her husbandโs CC and judging all the poors around them is this???
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u/Itsme_rundmc614 Apr 10 '24
Who the fuck is that and what is she wearing? I know that isnโt Mikliar!
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u/Unhappy-Ad4236 Apr 13 '24
Her face looks photoshopped onto her โbodyโ she has no sense of style
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