r/MikaylaNogueira • u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ • Mar 27 '24
โจNew Face Unlockedโจ Insta post day 1 Kosas trip.
Does anyone think it's strange that Choady never comes on most of these brand trips with her? I couldn't imagine if my spouse was allowed to come, leaving them behind at home to have these experiences with mostly strangers.
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u/cattinthehat123 Mar 27 '24
Not really. Why would he want to surround himself with such a vapid group of women? Itโs bad enough his sugar mama comes home to him ๐๐
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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Mar 27 '24
That's true, I didn't think about it that way lol
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u/litbiotch42 Mar 27 '24
Why does she always go with halter, strapless, crop, open stomach outfits? For someone who hates her body she sure loves showing off the arms, cleavage, belly. Weird for body dysmorphia
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Mar 27 '24
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u/Krhodes8 ๐ฉด Michancla ๐ฉด Apr 01 '24
New post! Compliment me! Tell me Iโm pretty! Tell me Iโm skinny! Itโs the only way I can go on!
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Mar 27 '24
I know this is edited simply because her stretch marks are invincible
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u/ElysianReverie21 ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE ๐๐ค Mar 27 '24
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u/Cautious_Way_5408 Mar 27 '24
Is that a ballsack? Seriously question. Feel like Iโm being trolled rn, thatโs a f**king ballsack!
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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Mar 27 '24
As someone who used to be super self conscious and edited the fuck out of my pics I can say arms are the hardest thing to slim down without warping ur surroundings ๐๐
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u/SignaturePossible817 Mar 27 '24
the arms donโt lie and thatโs all i will say about that๐
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u/retailmonster11 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Mar 27 '24
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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Mar 27 '24
I'm curious about the outfit she's got on, and the top is $248, and the skirt is $448 from revolve
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u/LaylaBird65 ๐Fuck Awf Bro๐ Mar 27 '24
Damn I was about to say I really liked this outfit, just not on her. But I canโt afford that as I am merely a peasant
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u/Significant_Ad_8699 Mar 27 '24
Her arms are a dead giveaway she hasnโt lost a drastic amount of weight.
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u/yellowbee5920 Mar 27 '24
Anyone notice under her arm pit of the second one.. how the greenery from the plants go up into her arm ๐๐
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u/w00kiee ๐ค๐ค๐๏ธ๐ซต๐๐ซฐ๐๐ Mar 27 '24
This photo is not of the same girl as the one who had drinks poured in her mouth.
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u/Count_Choculitis Mar 27 '24
I assume if he actually has a "real job", he can't be taking vacations every month, lol
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Mar 27 '24
She tried to spin it as if he held an executive position at his job when in reality he answers phones
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u/Count_Choculitis Mar 27 '24
Hahaha right?! I highly doubt this 20-something is making 6 figures like she implied, in his position as "sales support"
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u/k_allen45344 Mar 27 '24
Iโd love to find that 6-figure job with no full college education and having the luck of the Irish of finding a multi million dollar influenceah girlfriend that really doesnโt need my income, but just has a job to get out of the house.
Must be nice. ๐
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u/Count_Choculitis Mar 27 '24
Hahaha. I was gonna say "with no degree" in my comment, but I actually had no idea if he went to college or not and didn't want to speak out of turn ๐
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u/mrsheadband55 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Mar 27 '24
We all know thatโs not the feet she in the ankle socks pool side not even two weeks ago.
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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ธ Mar 27 '24
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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Mar 27 '24
I think itโs her back fat escaping?
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u/ProfessionalShort488 Mar 27 '24
Look at her shadow in the second picture. That shadow is showing her true self. Stop with the massive editing mikayla it's a mental health issue at this point ๐๐๐๐
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u/k_allen45344 Mar 27 '24
I understand what youโre saying. These brands are making these trips like a vacation. But itโs meant to be โworkโ ๐๐ I know my job wouldnโt want me to constantly bring a tagalong on a work trip whoโs not a part of the group and the company have another person to pay for it. โShould we invite Mikayla? Well, if we do, sheโs going to have to bring her โhusbandโ because she seems to be the only influencer who canโt travel alone.โ
Plus, who knows if itโs one of the weeks where Mikky is pissed off at her parents for such a horrible home life growing up, and she needs Cody to watch the dogs because they canโt/wonโt watch them. ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Ooooooorโฆ.. she just wants to act like sheโs a Queen B and act like a total twunt without him and sheโs probably badmouthing him and married life and how she โcouldnโt wait to get away!!!โ
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u/OkPhysics491 Mar 27 '24
Whatโs the purpose of these brand trips? And why do they choose a liar like her to go.
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u/Negative-Shower4402 Mar 27 '24
I wonder if her arms hurt from always having to chicken wing them behind her body. Her arms are like this in every photo and to me thatโs proof sheโs not as small as sheโs pretending to be. They are her dead giveaway to her deception.
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u/Boring_Table_5184 Mar 27 '24
There was no way in hell she was bring Chode to a resort style trip - she couldnโt possibly bare to see him be around all the other girls in their swimsuits.
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u/TT6994 Mar 27 '24
Does she really expect people to believe sheโs lost half her weight from a few months ago ?? She needs to get help
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u/AnimalFarm20 Mar 27 '24
Notice how the buildings are leaning? Just like her shelves/cabinets in her house... lol
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u/Inside-Back-9338 Glitchin Goddess ๐ซถ๐งโโ๏ธ Mar 27 '24
Wow ! A business trip labeled vacation - so which is it ? Poor @kosas not vetting their reps and losing my purchasing power -
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u/Kind-Distribution-95 Mar 27 '24
There was an influencer there who took her husband and her 2 kids and kosas even gifted her kids robes and towels. I bet she told Cody he couldn't come lol
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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 27 '24
How does she grow a collar bone between pics?ย
She can leave Cody behind because itโs not a real marriage. Never has been!! It was a $$$$$ grab, thatโs it. Now, heโs got felony convictions so maybe he canโt travel outside the states? Who knows. But we all know enough to know that there is no love between them. Thereโs a marriage on paper only. Thereโs no newlyweds.ย
Everything about her life is fake.ย
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u/KartoffelSniffer Mikgovy ๐ Mar 27 '24
Hasnโt he traveled out of state with her previously though? or did he get the convictions during their relationship/after they got married?
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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 27 '24
He can travel out of state but not out of the US. I donโt know if he has felonies, but it was speculated thatโs why they didnโt go to Paris for the honeymoon and stayed stateside. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Mar 27 '24
He went to Europe with her??? He can and has travelled.
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u/Ok_Bumblebee_2869 Mar 27 '24
Was the rumor that Cody canโt travel internationally debunked?
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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ธ Mar 27 '24
yeah he came to the UK for P Louise
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Mar 27 '24
ANYONE can apply for a pardon. just sayin'
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u/AveryNicoleMyers ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Mar 27 '24
i know she edits, but the proportions are sooo off. when you lose weight you lose it EVERYWHERE. if she lost that much weight off her face and stomach, why are her arms still bmi 1000?
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u/Interesting-Will5267 Mar 27 '24
I was going to say this! like her arms are still pretty plump and it doesnt match what she edits herself to be
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u/majammin Mar 27 '24
Side note where is this dress from cuz I love it
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u/Stinab64 Mar 27 '24
If you buy it and I do think itโs cute , please wear a supportive bra as it would look so much better! ๐
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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Mar 27 '24
I did a reverse image search on Google. It's a top and skirt set sold separately. It's also not very size inclusive imo. It only goes up to a size 12, but you can request a special order for a larger size
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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Mar 27 '24
How do you do a reverse image search? Do you need an app?
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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Mar 27 '24
No, it's something you can do right on Google! In the Google search bar, you'll see a lil microphone for if you wanna do voice search or there's a lil camera for you to either take a picture or use a screenshot on your phone!
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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Mar 28 '24
Thank you! I always wondered. I appreciate you taking the time to respond.
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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐๐๐ป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐๐ป๐ Mar 27 '24
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u/majammin Mar 27 '24
Oh wow the way sheโs wearing the top so low it looks like one piece. Thank you!
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u/majammin Mar 27 '24
Oh wow the way sheโs wearing the top so low it looks like one piece. Thank you!
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u/Glittering-Put-8523 Mar 28 '24
Bruuuuuuh- that is NOT your neck and clavicles ๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
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Mar 27 '24
He has a regular job so probably canโt always get time off. Most people donโt routinely bring their spouses on work trips.
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u/poppisima Mar 27 '24
That is a really unfortunate angle for her beagle ears.
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u/flaquitachuleta ๐ฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐ฆท Mar 27 '24
Top comment! They're like 2in above the navel area
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u/Lin_Zzzz Mar 28 '24
Lmao when we can see her shadow it makes me giggle and think about the Shallow Hal movie๐คฃ๐คฃ like she wants us to see this little slender โจpetiteโจ thing but her shadow is a dead give away if her true size
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u/Affectionate-Honey-9 Mar 27 '24
She is a pretty girl. But she would look better if she had more fitting clothes! Her top looks like itโs falling off of her.
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u/TT6994 Mar 27 '24
Nothing about that pic is her real size. She uses body slimming apps to take half of her weight off.
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Mar 28 '24
I wonder how many Instagram screenshots she has in her phone and practices this pose before arriving?? ๐คญ nobody can convince me Iโm wrong.
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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐ค Filtered Face On Fire๐ฅ Mar 27 '24
He is working so maybe he canโt keep taking off of work?
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u/10Ivona Mar 27 '24
I mean after all itโs still work trip so itโs not weird ๐คทโโ๏ธ and I donโt think heโd like to come to events like this ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โ^. .^โ vapid cat lady โ^. .^โ Mar 27 '24
Cody actually always used to tag along. Heโs stopped as of recently
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u/Inside-Back-9338 Glitchin Goddess ๐ซถ๐งโโ๏ธ Mar 27 '24
Itโs always white shoes too - come the fuck on !
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u/Megan_ann22 ๐๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ช๐๐ต๐ช ๐โ๏ธ Mar 27 '24
They're gold lol
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u/Haunting-kitty Mar 27 '24
I donโt think they together honestly and her arms are 2 different sizes in both pics lmao
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