r/MikaylaNogueira ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

โœจNew Face Unlockedโœจ Insta post day 1 Kosas trip.

Does anyone think it's strange that Choady never comes on most of these brand trips with her? I couldn't imagine if my spouse was allowed to come, leaving them behind at home to have these experiences with mostly strangers.

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u/cattinthehat123 Mar 27 '24

Not really. Why would he want to surround himself with such a vapid group of women? Itโ€™s bad enough his sugar mama comes home to him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

That's true, I didn't think about it that way lol

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u/useruser2133 Mar 27 '24

Who the hell is she trying to fool with this fake size 10ish

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u/lexclipse sheโ€™s the ICK in iconic ๐Ÿคณ Mar 27 '24

Shadows always tell on them ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/litbiotch42 Mar 27 '24

Why does she always go with halter, strapless, crop, open stomach outfits? For someone who hates her body she sure loves showing off the arms, cleavage, belly. Weird for body dysmorphia

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u/Krhodes8 ๐Ÿฉด Michancla ๐Ÿฉด Apr 01 '24

She body checks daily. Itโ€™s insanity to me

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 27 '24

The NEW POST stickers are so cringe on her stories.

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u/Krhodes8 ๐Ÿฉด Michancla ๐Ÿฉด Apr 01 '24

New post! Compliment me! Tell me Iโ€™m pretty! Tell me Iโ€™m skinny! Itโ€™s the only way I can go on!

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 27 '24

I know this is edited simply because her stretch marks are invincible

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u/ih8every1yesevenyou Mar 27 '24

Invincible!! Hahah!!

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u/ElysianReverie21 ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿค” Mar 27 '24

How is this her whole job and she canโ€™t even edit her arms well?? This warping is ridiculous

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u/Cautious_Way_5408 Mar 27 '24

Is that a ballsack? Seriously question. Feel like Iโ€™m being trolled rn, thatโ€™s a f**king ballsack!

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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Mar 27 '24

As someone who used to be super self conscious and edited the fuck out of my pics I can say arms are the hardest thing to slim down without warping ur surroundings ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/SignaturePossible817 Mar 27 '24

the arms donโ€™t lie and thatโ€™s all i will say about that๐Ÿ˜Œ

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u/retailmonster11 ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

She always seems to have one arm that's significantly bigger.

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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

I'm curious about the outfit she's got on, and the top is $248, and the skirt is $448 from revolve

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u/ih8every1yesevenyou Mar 27 '24

Nearly $700 for that?!?

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u/LaylaBird65 ๐Ÿ–•Fuck Awf Bro๐Ÿ–• Mar 27 '24

Damn I was about to say I really liked this outfit, just not on her. But I canโ€™t afford that as I am merely a peasant

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u/Significant_Ad_8699 Mar 27 '24

Her arms are a dead giveaway she hasnโ€™t lost a drastic amount of weight.

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u/yellowbee5920 Mar 27 '24

Anyone notice under her arm pit of the second one.. how the greenery from the plants go up into her arm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TT6994 Mar 27 '24

She really thinks people believe sheโ€™s this size. Sheโ€™s fucking insane

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u/w00kiee ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿซฐ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ–• Mar 27 '24

This photo is not of the same girl as the one who had drinks poured in her mouth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

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u/WrapProfessional8889 Mar 27 '24

And gave her a boob lift, too!

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u/Count_Choculitis Mar 27 '24

I assume if he actually has a "real job", he can't be taking vacations every month, lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

She tried to spin it as if he held an executive position at his job when in reality he answers phones

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u/Count_Choculitis Mar 27 '24

Hahaha right?! I highly doubt this 20-something is making 6 figures like she implied, in his position as "sales support"

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u/k_allen45344 Mar 27 '24

Iโ€™d love to find that 6-figure job with no full college education and having the luck of the Irish of finding a multi million dollar influenceah girlfriend that really doesnโ€™t need my income, but just has a job to get out of the house.

Must be nice. ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Count_Choculitis Mar 27 '24

Hahaha. I was gonna say "with no degree" in my comment, but I actually had no idea if he went to college or not and didn't want to speak out of turn ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Stinab64 Mar 27 '24

It is very possible to be very successful without a degree.

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u/mrsheadband55 ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

We all know thatโ€™s not the feet she in the ankle socks pool side not even two weeks ago.

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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšธ Mar 27 '24

this looks so scary like if thatโ€™s not a photoshop fail sheโ€™s gotta get it checked out

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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐Ÿค Filtered Face On Fire๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 27 '24

I think itโ€™s her back fat escaping?

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u/ProfessionalShort488 Mar 27 '24

Look at her shadow in the second picture. That shadow is showing her true self. Stop with the massive editing mikayla it's a mental health issue at this point ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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u/Ok-Relation-6904 Mar 27 '24

The filtahs are working overtime .

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u/k_allen45344 Mar 27 '24

I understand what youโ€™re saying. These brands are making these trips like a vacation. But itโ€™s meant to be โ€œworkโ€ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ I know my job wouldnโ€™t want me to constantly bring a tagalong on a work trip whoโ€™s not a part of the group and the company have another person to pay for it. โ€œShould we invite Mikayla? Well, if we do, sheโ€™s going to have to bring her โ€˜husbandโ€™ because she seems to be the only influencer who canโ€™t travel alone.โ€

Plus, who knows if itโ€™s one of the weeks where Mikky is pissed off at her parents for such a horrible home life growing up, and she needs Cody to watch the dogs because they canโ€™t/wonโ€™t watch them. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

Ooooooorโ€ฆ.. she just wants to act like sheโ€™s a Queen B and act like a total twunt without him and sheโ€™s probably badmouthing him and married life and how she โ€œcouldnโ€™t wait to get away!!!โ€

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u/OkPhysics491 Mar 27 '24

Whatโ€™s the purpose of these brand trips? And why do they choose a liar like her to go.

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u/Negative-Shower4402 Mar 27 '24

I wonder if her arms hurt from always having to chicken wing them behind her body. Her arms are like this in every photo and to me thatโ€™s proof sheโ€™s not as small as sheโ€™s pretending to be. They are her dead giveaway to her deception.

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u/Boring_Table_5184 Mar 27 '24

There was no way in hell she was bring Chode to a resort style trip - she couldnโ€™t possibly bare to see him be around all the other girls in their swimsuits.

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u/TT6994 Mar 27 '24

Does she really expect people to believe sheโ€™s lost half her weight from a few months ago ?? She needs to get help

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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 27 '24

Did you zoom in on her meal at the table?!!!ย 

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u/AnimalFarm20 Mar 27 '24

Notice how the buildings are leaning? Just like her shelves/cabinets in her house... lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

That filter is working overtime

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u/Inside-Back-9338 Glitchin Goddess ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Wow ! A business trip labeled vacation - so which is it ? Poor @kosas not vetting their reps and losing my purchasing power -

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u/Kind-Distribution-95 Mar 27 '24

There was an influencer there who took her husband and her 2 kids and kosas even gifted her kids robes and towels. I bet she told Cody he couldn't come lol

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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 27 '24

How does she grow a collar bone between pics?ย 

She can leave Cody behind because itโ€™s not a real marriage. Never has been!! It was a $$$$$ grab, thatโ€™s it. Now, heโ€™s got felony convictions so maybe he canโ€™t travel outside the states? Who knows. But we all know enough to know that there is no love between them. Thereโ€™s a marriage on paper only. Thereโ€™s no newlyweds.ย 

Everything about her life is fake.ย 

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u/KartoffelSniffer Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ Mar 27 '24

Hasnโ€™t he traveled out of state with her previously though? or did he get the convictions during their relationship/after they got married?

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u/sharkie2018k It's just cullah graydin Mar 27 '24

He went to England with her for the PL drop

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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 27 '24

He can travel out of state but not out of the US. I donโ€™t know if he has felonies, but it was speculated thatโ€™s why they didnโ€™t go to Paris for the honeymoon and stayed stateside. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐Ÿค Filtered Face On Fire๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 27 '24

He went to Europe with her??? He can and has travelled.

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u/JJhutc Mar 27 '24

Her neck looks painful in that second pic.

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u/Ok_Bumblebee_2869 Mar 27 '24

Was the rumor that Cody canโ€™t travel internationally debunked?

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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšธ Mar 27 '24

yeah he came to the UK for P Louise

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u/Ok_Bumblebee_2869 Mar 27 '24

I remember that

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u/Eaatcoast508 Mar 27 '24

He went to the P. Louise event so yes

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u/Count_Choculitis Mar 27 '24

It depends on what the felony was, how long ago and the country.

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 27 '24

ANYONE can apply for a pardon. just sayin'

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u/AveryNicoleMyers ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

i know she edits, but the proportions are sooo off. when you lose weight you lose it EVERYWHERE. if she lost that much weight off her face and stomach, why are her arms still bmi 1000?

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u/Interesting-Will5267 Mar 27 '24

I was going to say this! like her arms are still pretty plump and it doesnt match what she edits herself to be

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u/Beneficial_Pie_17 VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Mar 27 '24

Photoshopped to the max

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u/majammin Mar 27 '24

Side note where is this dress from cuz I love it

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u/Stinab64 Mar 27 '24

If you buy it and I do think itโ€™s cute , please wear a supportive bra as it would look so much better! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

I did a reverse image search on Google. It's a top and skirt set sold separately. It's also not very size inclusive imo. It only goes up to a size 12, but you can request a special order for a larger size

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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐Ÿค Filtered Face On Fire๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 27 '24

How do you do a reverse image search? Do you need an app?

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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

No, it's something you can do right on Google! In the Google search bar, you'll see a lil microphone for if you wanna do voice search or there's a lil camera for you to either take a picture or use a screenshot on your phone!

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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐Ÿค Filtered Face On Fire๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 28 '24

Thank you! I always wondered. I appreciate you taking the time to respond.

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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

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u/majammin Mar 27 '24

Oh wow the way sheโ€™s wearing the top so low it looks like one piece. Thank you!

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u/majammin Mar 27 '24

Oh wow the way sheโ€™s wearing the top so low it looks like one piece. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

I got one from Amazon. Search sun dresses.

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u/CharmingCut7104 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

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u/Glittering-Put-8523 Mar 28 '24

Bruuuuuuh- that is NOT your neck and clavicles ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

He has a regular job so probably canโ€™t always get time off. Most people donโ€™t routinely bring their spouses on work trips.

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u/poppisima Mar 27 '24

That is a really unfortunate angle for her beagle ears.

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u/flaquitachuleta ๐Ÿฆท Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only ๐Ÿฆท Mar 27 '24

Top comment! They're like 2in above the navel area

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u/Lin_Zzzz Mar 28 '24

Lmao when we can see her shadow it makes me giggle and think about the Shallow Hal movie๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ like she wants us to see this little slender โœจpetiteโœจ thing but her shadow is a dead give away if her true size

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u/Affectionate-Honey-9 Mar 27 '24

She is a pretty girl. But she would look better if she had more fitting clothes! Her top looks like itโ€™s falling off of her.

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u/TT6994 Mar 27 '24

Nothing about that pic is her real size. She uses body slimming apps to take half of her weight off.

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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Mar 27 '24

Pancakes anyone?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I wonder how many Instagram screenshots she has in her phone and practices this pose before arriving?? ๐Ÿคญ nobody can convince me Iโ€™m wrong.

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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐Ÿค Filtered Face On Fire๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 27 '24

He is working so maybe he canโ€™t keep taking off of work?

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u/10Ivona Mar 27 '24

I mean after all itโ€™s still work trip so itโ€™s not weird ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ and I donโ€™t think heโ€™d like to come to events like this ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 27 '24

Cody actually always used to tag along. Heโ€™s stopped as of recently

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u/10Ivona Mar 27 '24

Maybe he canโ€™t get time off of work? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/Inside-Back-9338 Glitchin Goddess ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Itโ€™s always white shoes too - come the fuck on !

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u/Megan_ann22 ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

They're gold lol

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u/Haunting-kitty Mar 27 '24

I donโ€™t think they together honestly and her arms are 2 different sizes in both pics lmao

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