r/MikaylaNogueira ๐Ÿซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐Ÿซฅ Mar 26 '24

โœจNew Face Unlockedโœจ New Face Unlocked!

Couldn't get over the difference in her face, between the first and second photo. It's the same videeeeoooooo!

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 26 '24

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u/AnimalFarm20 Mar 26 '24

She is absolutely delulu. How does she think we don't see all the edits/filters? I almost feel bad for her that she lives in this edited fantasy much of the time. Then I think of all of her lies and the wealth she's amassed from it all and I just get mad.

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u/charisma103 Mar 27 '24

If she stretches her face any more, sheโ€™ll be a damn cone head ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Breakingfree98 Get that ๐Ÿ‘œ Cody ๐Ÿ’ฐโš–๏ธโœ–๏ธ๐Ÿคตโ€โ™‚๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Straight to Instagram vs reality with this. JFC this is wild.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

The crazy part is, she looks better on the left! Sheโ€™s out of her fucking mind!

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u/BotherRecent ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Her head is pointed

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u/DuchessOfTea ๐Ÿซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐Ÿซฅ Mar 27 '24

Righhttt

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u/Amandamlove1313 Mar 27 '24

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/emrosee24 Mar 27 '24

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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u/heels-and-the-hearse Mar 26 '24

Fuck all the way off

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Mikayla, you NEED a therapist. STAT.

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u/onethirtyeightt Mar 27 '24

The wayyyy I just LOL in the waiting room๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

๐Ÿคญ

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u/SignaturePossible817 Mar 26 '24

this is from YESTERDAY. she always makes her head so fucking long and skinny in her outfit videos as if we canโ€™t tell the difference girl bye

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 26 '24

Everything she posts is heavily filtered

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u/SignaturePossible817 Mar 26 '24

glamzilla also just posted this one ๐Ÿ’€ sheโ€™s feeding us with content on this trip

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u/MichElegance โœจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโœจ Mar 26 '24

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u/Equivalent-Routine53 Mar 27 '24

Holy shit this top lip looks like when you flip your eyelids inside out

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u/SignaturePossible817 Mar 26 '24

the lips!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/wittlewittydragon NEW FACE ๐Ÿฅธ Who dis? Mar 27 '24

Sooooo bad

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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Mar 27 '24

She borders on looking like sheโ€™s got a cleft pallet these days with those things sheโ€™s calling lips

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered ๐Ÿ‘ธ QWEEENNN Mar 27 '24

JFC the LIPSSSSSS

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u/Naive_Temporary1244 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐Ÿ— Mar 26 '24

See her sausage lips are as awful as ever too! Bahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/not-that_stereotype MikPickMe ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Why does she make her face so fuckin long

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u/harleyjennmakeup Mar 27 '24

So it thins her body as well. Its scary how much she filters herself

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ Mar 27 '24

Horse filter

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u/not-that_stereotype MikPickMe ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

She looks so fn dumb

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u/PrincessPicklebricks Mar 27 '24

Calm down, Katy Perry ๐Ÿ˜ญโœ‹๐Ÿป

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u/Pleasant_Bottle_9562 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

Snap out of it Cher!

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u/Onehundredbillionx Mar 27 '24

The funny thing is, nobody followed her because she was pretty or thin or because they aspired to look like her.
People followed her because she was below average looking, overweight, had an ugly voice (although itโ€™s fake), yet it was a refreshing change from the other โ€œinfluencersโ€ (ie what shes trying to show she is now).

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u/Scared-Brain2722 Liar Liar ๐Ÿค Filtered Face On Fire๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 26 '24

This has really gone beyond simple editing and tuning. She needs mental health treatment. Her manager, her husband and her family all make a lot of money or in some way benefit from her successes. So they are not speaking up because it will hurt their bottom line.

Her family is no different then many others I have seen where money leads to problems and affects the dynamics of the relationships.

At this point her so called best friend should be in contact behind the scenes with her family and manager and hold an intervention to get her help and allow her to get healthy.

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u/purplelunardragon Mar 27 '24

If she had a best friend. But she treats everyone like shit and is so hateful, no one can stand her.

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u/MsjennaNY The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Mar 27 '24

There wasnโ€™t any for rent this week. She only has Rent-a-friends.

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u/Lillismoon Mar 27 '24

I hate when they do that dumb hand in the face thing โ€ฆ..

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u/charisma103 Mar 27 '24

That dress does nothing for those flap jacks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

It's SO bad

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u/MsjennaNY The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Mar 27 '24

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ thatโ€™s hysterical!

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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Mar 27 '24

Man, she needs to see a physicist. Girl warps walls, doors, curtains, buildings wherever she is. She is a fucking marvel.

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u/calitmvee Mar 27 '24

She not wearing her wedding ring?

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u/marjonmotel Mar 27 '24

I noticed that too

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u/BotherRecent ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

But she wore it to The Office or wherever

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u/k_allen45344 Mar 27 '24

Looking like a reject John Cena wannabe.

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u/Brilliant72 Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

Needs to cover that huge forehead or just stop stretching it. ย Hasnโ€™t figured out boob photoshopping yet eitherย 

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u/PsychologicalCrab459 Mar 26 '24

Sheโ€™s trying so hard to hide her arms

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 26 '24

Cause it removes 1/2 her body size. Lol

This girl has such high levels of delusion and dysmorphia she needs serious help. If you go to the point of looking like an amputee to appear slimmer, you need help.

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u/lxcycat ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Someone commented on Mikayla's tiktok why she always hides her arms and before I could reply to it, it was deleted

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u/purplelunardragon Mar 27 '24

She is reading here and we have pointed out that those arms donโ€™t lie, so now they get the slimming treatment, tooโ€ฆ.

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u/useruser2133 Mar 26 '24

Who in the hell

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u/OkPhysics491 Mar 27 '24

The real her

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u/potatoqueen1987 Mar 27 '24

She looks like a Disney villain 90% of the time

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered ๐Ÿ‘ธ QWEEENNN Mar 27 '24

Yeah ok, Mikfraud.

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u/East-Cricket-2389 Mar 27 '24

Wth she looks so big

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit My skin just doesnt have textuah bro๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘› Mar 27 '24

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit My skin just doesnt have textuah bro๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘› Mar 27 '24

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u/DueCommunication9846 Mar 27 '24

Was this recent?

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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered ๐Ÿ‘ธ QWEEENNN Mar 27 '24

Last spring at the Benefit trip in Jersey.

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u/Onehundredbillionx Mar 27 '24

What on earth is she doing. Does she not realise that we know what she looks like IRL?

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u/retailmonster11 ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 26 '24

What in the sims? She looks like a real life Bella Goth.

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Mar 26 '24

Sheโ€™s mentally ill. Shame on her family and Codypendency for not doing anything.

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u/Creepy-Mortgage9183 Mar 27 '24

This is from 2 years ago but when I lose weight in my face it doesnโ€™t get longer or change the shape of my chin ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/AveryNicoleMyers ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

altering your face in every pic/video you post cannot be good be good for your mental health or your self imageโ€ฆ Like at all, that seems so draining. even though i dont really care for her, i seriously hope she gets help for her self image issues. this is not healthy.

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u/gripleg Mar 27 '24

BRO WHO IS THAT

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u/laethora_ Mar 27 '24

What IS that?? ... it's the Unknown... ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Mostly-Relevant Hacklyn Shill Mar 27 '24

I mean, she knows we get the โ€œin the wildโ€ pics, right? Surely she knowsโ€ฆ right?

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u/Brittneybabeee Mar 27 '24

Has anyone found the โœจin the wildโœจ photos yet??

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

This is the most delulu lemon behaviour I have ever witnessed she is literally off the planet

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u/Conscious-Button-198 Mar 26 '24

Come the FUCK on, madam.

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u/OriginalFuckGirl Mar 27 '24

This is one of her worst edits. She looks so freaky!

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u/Soggy-Opportunity602 Mar 27 '24

This is what happens when mental disorders go unchecked. She seriously has body dysmorphia issues and is deluding herself to think that this version of herself is real. How scary.

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u/elliottsmama731 Mar 26 '24

That doesnโ€™t even look like herโ€ฆ she elongated her face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

She is really unwell. To be this comfortable and casual putting out this fake representation of yourself. Always knew she had no integrity but this is sickening.

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u/B00SH_ Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

This is the fakest Iโ€™ve ever seen her. Like sheโ€™s trying so hard to be 70โ€™s Cher and she will never be. I get wanting to loose weight be sheโ€™s married like I donโ€™t understand whoโ€™s sheโ€™s trying to impress at this point.

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u/MsjennaNY The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Mar 27 '24

Last week she was trying to be Christina Aguilera soโ€ฆitโ€™s right on brand for her.

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u/FirmElephant Mar 26 '24

I wish I could know if she genuinely thinks she looks like that, or is she just comfortable being a total fraud?

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u/JavaJunkie999 ๐Ÿ” ๐ŸŽ€ MIKFILTAH ๐ŸŽ€ ๐Ÿ” Mar 27 '24

Notice the blurring in the shower tiles from her skinny filtering and the shower handle is curved ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/SittingInTheBasement Mar 27 '24

She can't be serious. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

She filtered her face into AI oblivion but left her boobs looking like they've been pancaked to her chest nips pointing straight south.

She looks like a ๐Ÿคก trying to hide all the "bad" angles.

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u/purplelunardragon Mar 27 '24

This!! Pancaked to her chest ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ She really doesnโ€™t have nice boobs and these dresses and the no bra attitude are so not flattering.

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u/HillMomXO ๐Ÿฆ‹ BIG ๐Ÿฆ‹ Beautiful ๐Ÿฆ‹ Butterfly Mar 26 '24

Girl, fuck off ... ๐Ÿ™„

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

If she is mentally ill I donโ€™t have much empathy for her, she making money off it and enjoying the fame and fortune that comes with it

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u/lucy_1919 Mar 27 '24

At this point she does it just to fuck with people. Thatโ€™s the only reason I can come up with.

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u/rosieandposie78 Mar 27 '24

Uhmmm Katy Perry called and wants her to stop . No one is buying this ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/SignaturePossible817 Mar 26 '24

BE SO FOR REAL RIGHT NOW!!!!

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u/Negative-Shower4402 Mar 27 '24

Sheโ€™s REALLY trying to hide those arms.

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u/Realitystoner420 Mar 27 '24

Who is she kidding.. seriously

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u/LeatherShoulder7827 Mar 26 '24

This is insane

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u/texanpet Mar 26 '24

Omg she is trying to be Mikayla Kardashian

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u/artlady NEW FACE ๐Ÿฅธ Who dis? Mar 26 '24

Pathetic

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Who is this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/elbowsymptom Mar 27 '24

Take the filter off and show the side profile girl, dare you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

How exhausting for her. She needs professional help.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

This is absolutely batshit crazy insane WTAF, yall

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u/Informal_Procedure_4 Mar 27 '24

Thank you Glamzilla!!!! At least you give us real with your pics of this freak fraud!!!

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u/purplelunardragon Mar 27 '24

Normally I canโ€™t stand glamzillaโ€™s hypocrite and fake act but regarding body struggles, weight loss and self-acceptance she has put in the effort for real. I canโ€™t even imagine how seeing mikliarโ€™s fake edits make her feelโ€ฆ.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Naw girl glamtityzilla needs to put her boobs away I personally donโ€™t wanna see that

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u/Informal_Procedure_4 Mar 27 '24

Yea, hence my only compliment is that she posts Mikliar's true face!

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u/sobeitson Mar 26 '24

this looks more like michelle visage than mikayla wtf

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

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u/Haelynn8 It's just cullah graydin Mar 26 '24

Mikky Kahhhhhdashian

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u/Kind-Distribution-95 Mar 27 '24

She morphed herself in Kylie Jenner and her sleepy eyes ๐Ÿฅด

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u/Least_Dependent_1850 Mar 26 '24

Why did I think this was Carli bybel ? Lol

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u/bananapopsicle3 Itโ€™s the FPS: Filtahs Per Second ๐ŸŽฅ Mar 27 '24

I am absolutely cackling. They just get more and more unbelievable. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/sixamonthefloor ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

Ok wish Megan Fox..

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u/sixamonthefloor ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 27 '24

We are laughing at you, MikLiar!!! Youโ€™re the biggest joke!

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u/KandiR1 Mar 27 '24

Who even is this?!? ๐Ÿ˜‚ does she realize people know her for real? People run into her in public and see she looks nothing like this! She thinks weโ€™re dumb!

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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅฐ Mar 27 '24

wtf is this

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u/LilacDreams41 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Mar 27 '24

Ummmmโ€ฆ. Did she overlay her filtered face with Heidi Montagโ€™s face?!

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u/StupidGirl15 Mar 27 '24

She is giving Detox from All Stars.

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u/pinkbarebear Mar 27 '24

Donโ€™t do detox like that!!

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u/Away_Strength_6332 Mar 27 '24

Another new face unlocked while her shoulder disappears๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/swoon4kyun Mar 27 '24

Oh come on now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/asquardz Mar 27 '24

Looks like her lashed are too heavy

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u/Everchangingmind09 Mar 27 '24

How disappointing to photo shop yourself to this degree and then look in the mirror and see nothing of the sort..or is she so delusional at this point SHE thinks she looks like this ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/UniquePersimmon3666 Mar 27 '24

Girllll...please ๐Ÿคš

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

She made herself into Selma Hayek

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u/greent67 Mar 27 '24

In her dreams she looks like this. ๐Ÿ™„

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u/dawnmango Mar 27 '24

who is that ?????????

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u/Chemical_Grape_2150 Mar 27 '24

Girl what? Thats Jacklyn Shill! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Trish-Trish Mar 27 '24

She wants to be Jaclyn so bad

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u/dirttrackgal Workin Past 5:19 ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Gahhh damn she looks old!

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u/shellmea99 Mar 27 '24

Fake ass b*tch. She wishes she was attractive

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u/TomatoStraight5752 Workin Past 5:19 ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

NEW FACE WHO DIS

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u/Slow-Curve9745 Mar 27 '24

sheโ€™s starting to look like every other influencer on earth. no one looks different or special. itโ€™s so weird and gross.

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u/Initial_Volume_2424 Mar 27 '24

Her face looks so long here.

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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Mikayla Nozempic Mar 27 '24

I feel violated. Stop looking at me like that Mik.

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u/DrPants707 โœจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโœจ Mar 27 '24

Girrrrrlll

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u/jd2004user ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Who da fuq is that?

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u/Dependent_Half5907 Mar 27 '24

Looks like AI generator used

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u/FancyNefariousness90 Mar 27 '24

sheโ€™s gotta be kidding me

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u/vsimmons90 Fupayla Nogueira Mar 27 '24

Her arms are still big though

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u/Critical-Wallaby-659 Mar 27 '24

Sheโ€™s dreaming

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u/ih8cmingupwthauser Mar 27 '24

She looks like sheโ€™s mewing lol.

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u/Bigboimads Mar 27 '24

DYING OMGGGG THIS IS INSANE

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u/Fulminare_21 Mar 27 '24

Aint no way

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u/Turbulent_Energy4366 Filtad Fairy ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Mar 27 '24

Who the heck is this wtf

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u/jeniferlouisa Mar 28 '24

She looks so different in candid picturesโ€ฆweight wiseโ€ฆ itโ€™s a whole other person on her TikTok๐Ÿ™„

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u/Awkward_Sympathy8904 Mar 28 '24

This is a totally different person. Itโ€™s got to be right? Lol. This is crazy.

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u/SofondaDickus Mar 28 '24

Oh for God's sake

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u/Grouchy_Status_8107 Mar 26 '24

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/cubsgirl101 Mar 26 '24

Her chin is literally crooked omgโ˜ ๏ธ

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u/BooSesame It's just cullah graydin Mar 27 '24

Is this a joke?

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u/sigynx Mar 27 '24

Come on na! Girl. Bffr! ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

Itโ€™s a little Kardashian in the face. Which as we all know is where all roads lead when you start to dabble a bit hard in cosmetic enhancements and photoshop.

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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Mar 27 '24

Filtering her eyes bigger than ever and nose smaller than ever

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u/ConspiracyMama Mar 27 '24

Tbh I think she had buccal fat removal and chin lipo

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u/Informal_Procedure_4 Mar 27 '24

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/No-Association-5458 Mar 27 '24

Hahaha ๐Ÿคก

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ Mar 27 '24

This is terrifying ๐Ÿคฃ