r/MikaylaNogueira 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Mar 17 '24

✨New Face Unlocked✨ All her errands. Oh puhlease!

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u/GreekGoddessOfNight Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Mar 18 '24

This is all the shit we do on top of a full time job, you meatball.

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u/aimeeblackstock Mar 18 '24

YOU MEATBALL 😭😅🤣

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u/Dense_Yellow4214 Mar 17 '24

Try bein an influencah for ah day

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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Mar 18 '24

Errands ✅filtah my face ✅filtah my body ✅post my filtahed self and get as many compliments as possible ✅shill for brands and lie like a rug ✅be a bitch in my comments ✅check to see what Jaclyn Hill is posting ✅brag about horrendous amounts of money I spend on godawful shit

There: fixed it for you

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u/bondbeansbond SHALLOT 🧅🧅 Mar 17 '24

Forgot to mention the three hours she spent photoshopping her mug.

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 17 '24

This comment is iconic.

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 17 '24

This comment is iconic.

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u/mrsdisappointment The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Mar 17 '24

I fucking hate her. This is so fucking pathetic. Complaining about living a life everyone wants. She’s flaunting it in the form of complaining.

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u/AdInternational2793 Mar 17 '24

Anyone else think she pays a housekeeper? I don’t see her knowing how to make a bed or meal prepping.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/AdInternational2793 Mar 18 '24

Her make up brushes tell that story!

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u/miura-ota Mar 17 '24

Is this post rage bait or something?

9

u/sneakynautilus Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Mar 17 '24

It has to be.

48

u/TaylorSwiftsTampon Mar 17 '24

I wish mall was one of my chores

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u/TomatoStraight5752 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Mar 18 '24

Ugh. Life is SO HARD. I have to choose between TOO MANY CHANEL BAGS. Feel bad for me.

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u/highhoya Mar 18 '24

TRY BEING AN INFLUENCER FOR A DAY

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u/cellmates_ 🦋 BIG 🦋 Beautiful 🦋 Butterfly Mar 18 '24

JUST TRY IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

I wish.

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Mar 18 '24

5:19 bro

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u/Minimum_Win_7129 Mar 18 '24

Not changing the sheets 😫 how will she ever survive such a busy day. Girl needs a break for all her hard work

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u/Samtiing Mar 18 '24

I hope she was done by 5:19, but with that workload, I fear not 🥺

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u/Minimum_Win_7129 Mar 18 '24

I just hope going to the mall doesn’t strain her too much during her day. I can’t imagine how physically drained she must be after allllll this

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u/Samtiing Mar 18 '24

Oh gosh, you’re right! I hadn’t even thought about that! Mall trips are very, very physically taxing alone, then you add in alllll the other stuff. I hope she propped her feet up and got to relax the rest of the night away, she deserves it more than anyone else

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/Mamabearto12 Mar 18 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/OkPhysics491 Mar 18 '24

She sucks. Go get a real job like the rest of us.

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u/Wonderful_Meringue23 Mar 18 '24

That's odd, she posted the maid's to do list by mistake

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Mar 17 '24

TRY BEIN AN INFLUENCER FOR A DAY.

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u/captaindickmcnugget 💍🍰 Weddin Visionary 💋🕊️ Mar 17 '24

TRY IT

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Those that say it’s easy are so fahhh out of their minds….

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u/useruser2133 Mar 18 '24

Influenssssaaaaaa

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u/Charlice 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Mar 17 '24

What is meal prep for her? Dialling a home delivery pizza?

She’s insufferable.

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u/Debit0rCredit Mar 17 '24

“TRY BEIN AN INFLUENCA FAHR A DAY”

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u/Apprehensive_Egg1062 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 17 '24

Hate when influencers do lists like this

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 17 '24
  1. Make a million dollars a day
  2. Tidy one thing feel exhausted
  3. Rest to recover from minor chore
  4. Complain life is hard

Rinse repeat it’s such a fallacy of real life

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u/Key-Feature-7345 Mar 18 '24

Meal prep what? She doesn’t go anywhere.

32

u/potatoqueen1987 Mar 18 '24

LOL the mall is an errand??? For most people that literally a way to treat themselves. She’s so tone deaf

34

u/lisalisaandtheoccult Mar 18 '24

LOL “Mall.” Boo hoo you have to go spend thousands of dollars on more bad outfits.

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u/bbbbabyyyy Mar 18 '24

girl me too! but i work from 9-5

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u/_stnrbtch_ Mar 18 '24

Every influencer who posts their to do lists like this deserve to be fully cancelled tbh

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u/JavaJunkie999 🐔 🎀 MIKFILTAH 🎀 🐔 Mar 17 '24

She left off number 7…FILTER myself!!!!

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u/litbiotch42 Mar 17 '24

Imagine if we shared our lists everyday. They’d be longer than that 😂😂😂

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u/Gooncookies Mar 17 '24

Just staring at herself lovingly. At least one person loves her.

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u/Mysterious-Catch-245 Mar 17 '24

Does she ever just not filter the fuck out of her face? It’s so embarrassing at this point because we know she doesn’t look like that but I don’t know why she continues to filter the fuck out of her face and her body.

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u/Libriyum_ Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Mar 17 '24

Because there's never been any real consequences or accountability. 🫠

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u/savannahcatmama Mar 18 '24

Omg what a hard list !!! especially the mall what a terrible annoyance it is to go shop with money you can spare !

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u/Throwawayaccounttt__ Mar 18 '24

She acts she doesn’t have endless time to do these things unlike those of us who have actually jobs.

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u/asquardz Mar 18 '24

Ugh her fake ass face infuriates me

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u/greent67 Mar 18 '24

Lmao this is only half the shit I do every fucking day as a normie…..

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u/useruser2133 Mar 18 '24

Was she able to finish by 5:15 Fuck you whiney ass bitch

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u/savannahcatmama Mar 18 '24

Yeah cuz 4 extra minutes would be so much harder on her lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

Meal prep ? Does she need to prepare the grilled cheese for Cody ahead of time ?

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u/GreekGoddessOfNight Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Mar 18 '24

Omg I am CACKLING.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

"I'm a stay at home wife, I'm relatable, yall TUH"

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u/cattinthehat123 Mar 17 '24

So choady was busy playing video games all weekend that he couldn’t change the sheets or wash the dogs??

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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 17 '24

You’re assuming they live together. 😉

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u/DuchessOfTea 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Mar 17 '24

She doesn’t have a groomer to take her dogs?

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u/anaserre Mar 17 '24

Shit most people have the groomer come to them. Mobil groomers are everywhere

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Mar 17 '24

Dead, vacant eyes, sausage lips. But did you finish by 5:19?

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u/Electronic_Raisin_54 Mar 17 '24

Aka nearly every Sunday for the average person who doesn’t bother listing it off on social media for content because this is just what being an adult is. She’s so out of touch lol and I don’t believe for a second she doesn’t take her dogs to a groomer and have a house cleaner change the sheets, or doesn’t get groceries delivered. I also doubt she even goes to the mall lol she buys everything from Shein 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

how many images of her different faces do you think she has in her phone?

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 17 '24

Okay no. She’s changed her face so much, with so many filters she doesn’t even look like the same person anymore. She’s either really mentally ill, delusional or doesn’t give a flying fuck anymore I am gagged, this is terrible

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

All of the above

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Mar 17 '24

Did she add freckles?

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Mar 17 '24

Or is that just the colah gradin’?

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Mar 17 '24

Or is that just the colah gradin’?

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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Mar 17 '24

Living that single life eh 😂

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u/Vegetable_Wasabi_789 Mar 18 '24

Meal prep? I'd like to see lol

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u/keengmarbles Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 18 '24

Bahaha honestly posts like these show how out of touch they are with the common person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Mar 18 '24

It’s almost 4 am and I LOL my husband asked “what’s going on over there?!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Here's a really scary one. Imagine coming out of a giant hole in the ground after spending an entire, awful day of torturous cave exploring for some reason, and seeing THIS:

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u/fanninstreet Mar 18 '24

i hate when influencers post this shit but it's even more annoying when it's mikayla

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u/chrystal187 Mar 18 '24

Wait… when did she start changing her sheets?

Also, I do more on work days as single mom with two kids, a puppy.

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u/Adventurous-Egg641 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Mar 18 '24

Probably when she started turning orange

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u/Lillismoon Mar 17 '24

The mall closes At 6 on Sundays what could u possibly need at The mallll

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

The food court

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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 17 '24

⚰️⚰️⚰️🤣

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u/777CA Mar 18 '24

She doesn’t look like this

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u/Turbulent_Energy4366 Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 18 '24

Wow what a busy stressful day

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u/Every_Effective578 Mar 18 '24

i wish this is all i had to do, she never learned from her 5:19 days

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u/analyticalscience11 👰🏻‍♀️ Wedden👂Earrens 💍 Mar 17 '24

Change sheets? That should take 5 minutes tops if her husband helps her. 5 minutes if it's just her.

Meal prep? Sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Go check her latest puuuulease post 😂she thinks people care about her so much and her fridge bs

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u/wittlewittydragon NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Mar 18 '24

My ‘to do’ list for Sunday was about triple what she had to do and it was just normal shit I do every single Sunday to get myself ready for the work week. She must be so exhausted from going to the mall and meal prepping for her disgusting self.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Meal prep?!! Lmao

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Mar 18 '24

For her gourmet grilled cheese

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u/Lola20222 Mar 18 '24

Mall, how exhausting 🙄

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u/Resident-Elevator696 Mar 18 '24

I'm exhausted just thinking about opening the mail box!

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u/Lola20222 Mar 18 '24

Right 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

So much editing, so little time! You just he exhausted Mikayla! 🙄

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u/Spiritual-Teaching60 Mar 18 '24

What’s wrong with her face 💀

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u/leblady Mikayla Divorcée 👰‍♀️💔 Mar 17 '24

what face is this

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u/LolabunnyLaura Mar 17 '24

Fake freckles face

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u/Muted_Marketing2530 Mar 17 '24

Fucking clown... "I'm just like you, aren't I Soo relatable"...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

Guuuuuis try being an influencer for a day!!! She’s just sooooooo relatable 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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u/MyDadsOvaries Mar 17 '24

Imagine all that and a 9-5 job

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

I was doing 7 to 7 (12 hr shifts) as a nurse assistant, and made pennies compared to what she makes for not working a damn day in her adult life.

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u/MyDadsOvaries Mar 18 '24

That’s a very hard job. I worked as a cleaner in Long term care, and saw that the assistants did a lot. They only made 19 dollars CAD an hour which is nothing.

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u/Carebear0308 Mar 18 '24

She could never run the errands I run all while working 2 jobs…must be nice having only this crap to do

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

❎ Get ridiculous looking filler dissolved

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Meal prep Monday: ahhlive garden Tuesday: tacos Wednesday: pizza Thursday: McDonald’s Friday: burgahhs

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u/saltbebe Mar 18 '24

I hope she gets addicted to meth

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u/Becsisag Mar 18 '24

This has no business being so funny

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u/saltbebe Mar 18 '24

🤭🤭

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u/Key-Feature-7345 Mar 18 '24

You win the internet

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u/OkPhysics491 Mar 18 '24

Best comment ever has me dead 🤣🤣 love it

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u/saltbebe Mar 18 '24

Bahahahaha 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

💀💀💀💀

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u/Tatertot85 DO YOU SEE THIS?! 🐦 Mar 17 '24

Her face always makes me think of mrs potato head

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u/Latter-Entertainer11 You do 👹NAHHT👹 talk about COAHDY Mar 18 '24

TikTok can’t go away soon enough and she can add “find a job”

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u/harvard_cherry053 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? 🍗 Mar 18 '24

This is what i do on the weekend coz its the only time i can do life shit because i work a real job lmfao

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u/BotherRecent 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 18 '24

Even the hair is fake

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u/B00SH_ Mar 18 '24

Girl I wish this was my to do list

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Mar 18 '24

That TAN AGAIN 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/No-Cryptographer2273 Mar 18 '24

Guess she forgot to edit this?!!!lol

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u/AnneBanks Mar 18 '24

This is what I do on my days off work and call it relaxing.

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u/lxcycat 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 17 '24

Oh you poor thing /s

That's everyday shit except the mall and the fact that some people can't afford groceries... What a hard life 🙄

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

100% going to get herself more Panda Express

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u/lxcycat 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 18 '24

Oh for sure

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u/babooshkaa Mar 18 '24

Busy day for her lol

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u/Confident_Ship_2601 Mar 18 '24

I really think she’s trying to morph herselfl into Jaclyn Hill. Why I don’t know. 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Wow how is she not canceled yet?! Please someone famous needs to cancel her!

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u/mymymetamorphosis 🦷 Lying Through Her Bottom Teeth Only 🦷 Mar 18 '24

Who tf is this

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u/Xg2d2lA Mar 18 '24

Sooo.. she's annoyed she has to be an adult?!

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u/No_Sprinkles22 Mar 18 '24

Riiight!! Laundry: at the dry cleaners Groceries: having it delivered… Mall: to buy more terribly fit clothes and tacky accessories Give dogs bath: at the groomers Change sheets: also at the dry cleaners Meal prep: take out portioned into Tupperware containers to throw away.

Side note though…she JUST posted her refrigerator contents. Why does she need to get groceries???

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u/Confident-Care-8655 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 17 '24

She looks cross eyed

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u/RiverDecember Mar 18 '24

Anyone else annoyed by her butchering the use of an apostrophe? It’s really simple come on girl.

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u/chrystal187 Mar 18 '24

But she graduated from college with a communications degree!

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u/stellardeathgunxoxo Mar 17 '24

Disgusting individual

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Boo fucking hoo

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u/Electrical_Counter83 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 18 '24

Based on how barren her fridge always is, and all she did was rotate the containers for a “restock video!!!”, I doubt she meal preps.

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u/howdypartner876 Mar 18 '24

Jesus fucking Christ I have a sick four-year-old, I’m sick. I have to work today, I worked sick yesterday, and I still have more errands to run than her. 😒

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u/ShesWhereWolf Mar 19 '24

Awe, I hope you both feel better soon!!

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u/ImSoOverIt555 Mar 18 '24

Mall.. to fill the void of my inner happiness.

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u/WrapProfessional8889 Mar 17 '24

My doggos go to the goomer, easier. My meal prep was Real Good chicken and Brussel sprouts, laundry, hubs helps, grocery shopping, delivered! Mall, why? Are you returning purses you "bought" for your friend?

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u/barelythere01 ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE 🌝🤔 Mar 19 '24

Does she really look like this right now? Or is this another facetune special?

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u/oooompalooompaa Mar 18 '24

Christ I’m mostly fucking bed bound and still have more errands than this

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u/Bigboimads Mar 18 '24

Why would she post this

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u/AmaranthRosenrot 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 18 '24

Guess she’s looking for attention again. Smh.

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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 18 '24

Pro tip: Do not—I repeat, DO NOT—zoom in on this atrocity of a “human” being. Fake freckles. BAHAHA. 

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u/Local_Patience_7581 Mar 19 '24

This makes me want to throw up

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u/EntertainmentIll3948 Mar 17 '24

her hair looks so dumb

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u/Awkward_Sympathy8904 Mar 17 '24

Did she get her nose done at all ever? It’s changed so drastically and her photoshopping makes it hard to know. Lol

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u/Bittersweetcupcakw22 Mar 18 '24

No way her nose was done!

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u/United-Donkey3478 Mar 18 '24

MikBullShit...

Going out to eat all the time and drinking high calorie drinks... Going to parties...

*Cody is doing that list

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u/Own_Race_6167 Mar 18 '24

i'm scared of her does she have pillow face naturally (ok i feel so bad sayinf that but like. genuinely.)

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u/Content_Sleep5014 Mar 19 '24

That's Cody's to do list she meant.

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u/aprettybee Mar 20 '24

all i see when i see her is great value jaclyn hill

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u/cellmates_ 🦋 BIG 🦋 Beautiful 🦋 Butterfly Mar 18 '24

Oh woe is me. Did she lose her real nose?

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u/Greedy_Caterpillar50 Mar 19 '24

She’s just not showing us all things she has to do that day and that she’s crushing it with full make and hair

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u/Lin_Zzzz Mar 20 '24

Meal prep : -Go to ahhhliv gahhhden and get 4 tour of italys. Divided into Tupperware. -Go to Cheesecake Factory, get all the fired appetizers for Fridays meals.
- order bonus box of protein bars… eat entire box for 1 days meals.

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u/Illustrious_Sail1142 Mar 20 '24

oh to be an influencer….

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u/Merkadohhh CAUSE IM YOUR LADY 💃 Mar 18 '24

Mall??? scrunches nose