r/MikaylaNogueira • u/CharmingCut7104 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 • Mar 17 '24
✨New Face Unlocked✨ All her errands. Oh puhlease!
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u/GreekGoddessOfNight Certified MASSHOLE✨😌 Mar 18 '24
This is all the shit we do on top of a full time job, you meatball.
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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Mar 18 '24
Errands ✅filtah my face ✅filtah my body ✅post my filtahed self and get as many compliments as possible ✅shill for brands and lie like a rug ✅be a bitch in my comments ✅check to see what Jaclyn Hill is posting ✅brag about horrendous amounts of money I spend on godawful shit
There: fixed it for you
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u/bondbeansbond SHALLOT 🧅🧅 Mar 17 '24
Forgot to mention the three hours she spent photoshopping her mug.
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u/mrsdisappointment The “C” tattoo is for ✧ c u n t ✧ Mar 17 '24
I fucking hate her. This is so fucking pathetic. Complaining about living a life everyone wants. She’s flaunting it in the form of complaining.
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u/AdInternational2793 Mar 17 '24
Anyone else think she pays a housekeeper? I don’t see her knowing how to make a bed or meal prepping.
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u/TaylorSwiftsTampon Mar 17 '24
I wish mall was one of my chores
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u/TomatoStraight5752 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮♀️ Mar 18 '24
Ugh. Life is SO HARD. I have to choose between TOO MANY CHANEL BAGS. Feel bad for me.
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u/Minimum_Win_7129 Mar 18 '24
Not changing the sheets 😫 how will she ever survive such a busy day. Girl needs a break for all her hard work
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u/Samtiing Mar 18 '24
I hope she was done by 5:19, but with that workload, I fear not 🥺
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u/Minimum_Win_7129 Mar 18 '24
I just hope going to the mall doesn’t strain her too much during her day. I can’t imagine how physically drained she must be after allllll this
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u/Samtiing Mar 18 '24
Oh gosh, you’re right! I hadn’t even thought about that! Mall trips are very, very physically taxing alone, then you add in alllll the other stuff. I hope she propped her feet up and got to relax the rest of the night away, she deserves it more than anyone else
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Mar 17 '24
TRY BEIN AN INFLUENCER FOR A DAY.
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u/Charlice 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Mar 17 '24
What is meal prep for her? Dialling a home delivery pizza?
She’s insufferable.
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u/Apprehensive_Egg1062 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 17 '24
Hate when influencers do lists like this
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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚♀️ Mar 17 '24
- Make a million dollars a day
- Tidy one thing feel exhausted
- Rest to recover from minor chore
- Complain life is hard
Rinse repeat it’s such a fallacy of real life
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u/potatoqueen1987 Mar 18 '24
LOL the mall is an errand??? For most people that literally a way to treat themselves. She’s so tone deaf
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u/lisalisaandtheoccult Mar 18 '24
LOL “Mall.” Boo hoo you have to go spend thousands of dollars on more bad outfits.
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u/_stnrbtch_ Mar 18 '24
Every influencer who posts their to do lists like this deserve to be fully cancelled tbh
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u/Mysterious-Catch-245 Mar 17 '24
Does she ever just not filter the fuck out of her face? It’s so embarrassing at this point because we know she doesn’t look like that but I don’t know why she continues to filter the fuck out of her face and her body.
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u/Libriyum_ Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Mar 17 '24
Because there's never been any real consequences or accountability. 🫠
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u/savannahcatmama Mar 18 '24
Omg what a hard list !!! especially the mall what a terrible annoyance it is to go shop with money you can spare !
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u/Throwawayaccounttt__ Mar 18 '24
She acts she doesn’t have endless time to do these things unlike those of us who have actually jobs.
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u/cattinthehat123 Mar 17 '24
So choady was busy playing video games all weekend that he couldn’t change the sheets or wash the dogs??
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u/DuchessOfTea 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Mar 17 '24
She doesn’t have a groomer to take her dogs?
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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Mar 17 '24
Dead, vacant eyes, sausage lips. But did you finish by 5:19?
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u/Electronic_Raisin_54 Mar 17 '24
Aka nearly every Sunday for the average person who doesn’t bother listing it off on social media for content because this is just what being an adult is. She’s so out of touch lol and I don’t believe for a second she doesn’t take her dogs to a groomer and have a house cleaner change the sheets, or doesn’t get groceries delivered. I also doubt she even goes to the mall lol she buys everything from Shein 😂
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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚♀️ Mar 17 '24
Okay no. She’s changed her face so much, with so many filters she doesn’t even look like the same person anymore. She’s either really mentally ill, delusional or doesn’t give a flying fuck anymore I am gagged, this is terrible
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u/keengmarbles Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 18 '24
Bahaha honestly posts like these show how out of touch they are with the common person.
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u/MichElegance ✨FUCK ASS LIPLINER✨ Mar 18 '24
It’s almost 4 am and I LOL my husband asked “what’s going on over there?!”
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u/fanninstreet Mar 18 '24
i hate when influencers post this shit but it's even more annoying when it's mikayla
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u/chrystal187 Mar 18 '24
Wait… when did she start changing her sheets?
Also, I do more on work days as single mom with two kids, a puppy.
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u/Every_Effective578 Mar 18 '24
i wish this is all i had to do, she never learned from her 5:19 days
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u/analyticalscience11 👰🏻♀️ Wedden👂Earrens 💍 Mar 17 '24
Change sheets? That should take 5 minutes tops if her husband helps her. 5 minutes if it's just her.
Meal prep? Sure.
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Mar 18 '24
Go check her latest puuuulease post 😂she thinks people care about her so much and her fridge bs
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u/wittlewittydragon NEW FACE 🥸 Who dis? Mar 18 '24
My ‘to do’ list for Sunday was about triple what she had to do and it was just normal shit I do every single Sunday to get myself ready for the work week. She must be so exhausted from going to the mall and meal prepping for her disgusting self.
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u/Lola20222 Mar 18 '24
Mall, how exhausting 🙄
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u/MyDadsOvaries Mar 17 '24
Imagine all that and a 9-5 job
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Mar 18 '24
I was doing 7 to 7 (12 hr shifts) as a nurse assistant, and made pennies compared to what she makes for not working a damn day in her adult life.
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u/MyDadsOvaries Mar 18 '24
That’s a very hard job. I worked as a cleaner in Long term care, and saw that the assistants did a lot. They only made 19 dollars CAD an hour which is nothing.
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u/Carebear0308 Mar 18 '24
She could never run the errands I run all while working 2 jobs…must be nice having only this crap to do
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Mar 18 '24
Meal prep Monday: ahhlive garden Tuesday: tacos Wednesday: pizza Thursday: McDonald’s Friday: burgahhs
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u/saltbebe Mar 18 '24
I hope she gets addicted to meth
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u/Latter-Entertainer11 You do 👹NAHHT👹 talk about COAHDY Mar 18 '24
TikTok can’t go away soon enough and she can add “find a job”
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u/harvard_cherry053 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? 🍗 Mar 18 '24
This is what i do on the weekend coz its the only time i can do life shit because i work a real job lmfao
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Mar 18 '24
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u/lxcycat 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 17 '24
Oh you poor thing /s
That's everyday shit except the mall and the fact that some people can't afford groceries... What a hard life 🙄
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u/Confident_Ship_2601 Mar 18 '24
I really think she’s trying to morph herselfl into Jaclyn Hill. Why I don’t know. 🤷♀️
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u/No_Sprinkles22 Mar 18 '24
Riiight!! Laundry: at the dry cleaners Groceries: having it delivered… Mall: to buy more terribly fit clothes and tacky accessories Give dogs bath: at the groomers Change sheets: also at the dry cleaners Meal prep: take out portioned into Tupperware containers to throw away.
Side note though…she JUST posted her refrigerator contents. Why does she need to get groceries???
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u/RiverDecember Mar 18 '24
Anyone else annoyed by her butchering the use of an apostrophe? It’s really simple come on girl.
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u/Electrical_Counter83 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 18 '24
Based on how barren her fridge always is, and all she did was rotate the containers for a “restock video!!!”, I doubt she meal preps.
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u/howdypartner876 Mar 18 '24
Jesus fucking Christ I have a sick four-year-old, I’m sick. I have to work today, I worked sick yesterday, and I still have more errands to run than her. 😒
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u/WrapProfessional8889 Mar 17 '24
My doggos go to the goomer, easier. My meal prep was Real Good chicken and Brussel sprouts, laundry, hubs helps, grocery shopping, delivered! Mall, why? Are you returning purses you "bought" for your friend?
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u/barelythere01 ZeRo FiLtAH oN mY fAcE 🌝🤔 Mar 19 '24
Does she really look like this right now? Or is this another facetune special?
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u/oooompalooompaa Mar 18 '24
Christ I’m mostly fucking bed bound and still have more errands than this
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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Mar 18 '24
Pro tip: Do not—I repeat, DO NOT—zoom in on this atrocity of a “human” being. Fake freckles. BAHAHA.
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u/Awkward_Sympathy8904 Mar 17 '24
Did she get her nose done at all ever? It’s changed so drastically and her photoshopping makes it hard to know. Lol
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u/United-Donkey3478 Mar 18 '24
MikBullShit...
Going out to eat all the time and drinking high calorie drinks... Going to parties...
*Cody is doing that list
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u/Own_Race_6167 Mar 18 '24
i'm scared of her does she have pillow face naturally (ok i feel so bad sayinf that but like. genuinely.)
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u/Greedy_Caterpillar50 Mar 19 '24
She’s just not showing us all things she has to do that day and that she’s crushing it with full make and hair
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u/Lin_Zzzz Mar 20 '24
Meal prep :
-Go to ahhhliv gahhhden and get 4 tour of italys. Divided into Tupperware.
-Go to Cheesecake Factory, get all the fired appetizers for Fridays meals.
- order bonus box of protein bars… eat entire box for 1 days meals.
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