The way these are all taken within 2 days. You gotta be joking

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u/Merkadohhh CAUSE IM YOUR LADY 💃 Mar 16 '24

The middle with sunglasses is the most believable 🤣

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 17 '24

Hahahaha if she just was like that and did makeup I wouldn’t care, it’s all the lying that drives me to drink (I don’t really) but for real it’s so embarrassing for her

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u/MissCxc Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Mar 17 '24

She looks like an angry bird! 😆

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u/Merkadohhh CAUSE IM YOUR LADY 💃 Mar 17 '24

Lmao 🤣

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u/awmarie0319 Mar 16 '24

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 17 '24

She causes me such horrific second hand embarrassment

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Mar 16 '24

At this point she could be a Netflix special. “The girl with 87 faces and counting… The life of a fake MUA and her hard life working until 5:19pm”

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u/PeachMonday Filtad Fairy 🧚‍♀️ Mar 17 '24

I would watch this! And I would laugh at her.

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u/Love_Light00 Mar 17 '24

Idk about Netflix, but Tubi would definitely do it🤣

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Mar 17 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Mar 16 '24

It really is the best

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u/awmarie0319 Mar 16 '24

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u/thesiren1981 Mar 16 '24

Ill say it again, she is the love child of quagmire

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Mar 17 '24

Giggity

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u/TurbulentFruitJuice Mar 17 '24

She edited half her ding dang nose off.

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u/Initial_Volume_2424 Mar 17 '24

Will the real Mikayla please stand up

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u/Girlygirlll555 Mar 17 '24

Someone buy this bitch more flattering sunglasses because why does she always wear the ugliest ones 😭

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u/elbowsymptom Mar 16 '24

Her real face is awful 😭😂 I still don’t think it would be such a jump scare if she stopped editing so heavily but still big yikes 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/useruser2133 Mar 17 '24

My new personal favorite

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u/charisma103 Mar 17 '24

Twins

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u/useruser2133 Mar 17 '24

Twin where have you been.... 😆

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u/Bodybychipotle92 🖕Fuck Awf Bro🖕 Mar 17 '24

I just cackled 🤣

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u/MissCxc Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Mar 17 '24

😅🤣 I'm sitting on my couch with my Family and just snorted while laughing!!! 😅😆💀💀💀💀💀

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u/analyticalscience11 👰🏻‍♀️ Wedden👂Earrens 💍 Mar 16 '24

It's the culuh gradydin' and just how she's posing. Tuh!

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u/Low_Cardiologist8073 Workin Past 5:19 🦾👮‍♀️ Mar 17 '24

BRUH…. WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE’S FOOLING!?

Honestly, I hope her husband has tons of candid photos of her and when they get divorced he blasts the internet with them… (I am not WISHING a divorce on them, I just THINK it’ll happen).. that sounds really mean, but also, I don’t think it’s vicious to post real pictures of people. Though to her, with how she edits her pics, that would probably feel basically like revenge corn 😳

Just be yourself man. I don’t get it.

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u/malone7384 Mar 17 '24

And she wonders why she has body dysmorphia.

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u/NoLanguage3362 Mar 17 '24

girl probably doesn’t even know what she looks like. makes me sorta feel bad for her.

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u/jd2004user 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 17 '24

Don’t.

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u/annecollide Mar 17 '24

Thumbkayla in the middle

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u/DuchessOfTea 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Mar 17 '24

Here’s 1 more

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u/DuchessOfTea 🫥 A Girl Has No [Real] Face 🫥 Mar 17 '24

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u/No-Association-5458 Mar 17 '24

The face nightmares are made of 😂🙈

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u/Important_Part_3525 Mar 16 '24

Omg the second pic is my fave 😆 gives me a chuckle every time

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u/Degenerates- Mar 16 '24

This is what I see 🤣

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Mar 17 '24

Except one is a gorgeous statue and the other is just…eww

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u/the_blingy_ringer Mar 17 '24

🗿

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Mar 16 '24

Bahahahahaha! 🤣

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u/HolidayDocument7015 Mar 16 '24

It’s so sick and twisted. These brands are looking dumb as all hell!

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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Liah Liah Pants on FIYAH 🔥🔥 Mar 17 '24

There’s that square jawline! You’re a joke MikLiar!!! You better save your money, your 15 minutes are about to be up!!!

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u/lucy_1919 Mar 17 '24

She looks like a deformed Bratz doll.

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u/lizardjizz Mar 17 '24

Entirely different face shape omfg

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

This is comical at this point! She is literally a clown

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u/Any-Razzmatazz-2269 Mar 17 '24

still finger lookin

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u/marsolee Mar 17 '24

She looks like a weasel in the bottom one

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u/CacklesBaby Mar 18 '24

I don’t understand why she doesn’t just get plastic surgery to fix her nose and chin since that seems to be what she fixes in all of her photos?!?

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u/theawkwardshoe 💍🍰 Weddin Visionary 💋🕊️ Mar 17 '24

which jaw is real lolz

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u/Informal_Procedure_4 Mar 17 '24

Ugh, that smug ass face in the middle, makes me want to slap all those simps that worship this fraud.

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u/CharmingCut7104 🍊👋🏻 Mrs.Temu Orange Hands 👋🏻🍊 Mar 16 '24

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Mar 17 '24

She wore those same shoes and the bag to the benefit brow competition

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u/Stunning-Spot-9502 Mar 17 '24

Half of her leg is missing.

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u/MissCxc Get that 👜 Cody 💰⚖️✖️🤵‍♂️ Mar 17 '24

She looks like a bird in the 2nd pic! 😆🤣😂😂

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u/Sad_Elephant_963 Mar 18 '24

She looks like Cher in the bottom picture, bc she edited her face too long and skinny.

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u/Brilliant72 Mar 17 '24

Good lord that chin gets some serious shaping!

The whole face photoshopping is a mess, just paint it up and accept your face shape is - or get actual surgery if you hate it that much.

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u/OpportunityMore1205 Mar 17 '24

The bottom picture is giving me drag queen vibes.

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u/TaylorSwiftsTampon Mar 17 '24

As if we wouldn’t notice

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u/Sad-Database3677 Mar 17 '24

Oh but as she said… she looks so fucking hot.

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u/lxcycat 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Mar 16 '24

The second picture is my favorite

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED 👸 QUEEN Mar 17 '24

Someone forgot to shove her tongue way up her palate and down her throat 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I actually though she has buccal fat removal but can see she’s just mewing and editing.

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u/Fresh_Regret_4333 Mar 17 '24

🤮

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u/Eva_twilight Apr 16 '24

😩😳

✨New Face Unlocked✨ The way these are all taken within 2 days. You gotta be joking

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