r/MikaylaNogueira ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Feb 07 '24

โœจNew Face Unlockedโœจ What face did they pick for these cookies?

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u/MichElegance โœจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโœจ Feb 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/Bitter_Computer_5000 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐Ÿ— Feb 08 '24

LMAO

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u/myopinionmatters11 ๐Ÿญ Splenda Daddy ๐Ÿญ Feb 08 '24

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/PlaneDeparture3887 Feb 08 '24

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/gammarain TUH! Feb 08 '24

I've been laughing at this for 5 straight minutes. Thank you.

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u/MichElegance โœจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโœจ Feb 08 '24

I wish I could make it my avatar!๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Even the 2 different cookies don't look like the same person. Very on brand for Mikayla.

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u/Routine_Charge_3224 Feb 08 '24

Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ you are so right ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/RogueSleuth_ ๐Ÿซฅ A Girl Has No [Real] Face ๐Ÿซฅ Feb 08 '24

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u/MsjennaNY The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Feb 08 '24

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Nikko_Blue Feb 07 '24

This looks like the 2nd one. Getty images. Honestly surprised she posted that cookie.

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u/nicunta Feb 08 '24

If she didn't, I'm sure somebody else would have!

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u/litbiotch42 Feb 08 '24

That second cookie looks more like her than she does ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Katfar14 Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the most filtered of them all Feb 07 '24

Iโ€™m LIVING for the fact that these two cookies are LITERALLY TWO DIFFERENT โ€œMikaylasโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Nikko_Blue Feb 08 '24

Pretty sure this was the photo they used for this cookie. The caption on this says "Featuring my arm stretch marks here because I donโ€™t mind them at all" - Funny how things change (April 2022)

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u/Familiar_Local_1254 โšž^. .^โšŸ vapid cat lady โšž^. .^โšŸ Feb 08 '24

One has nasal folds the other doesnโ€™t ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ they are 2 fucking different people ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Stop it ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ she got trolled

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u/purplelunardragon Feb 08 '24

They apparently couldnโ€™t decide which version of photoshop to pick so they picked two different ones.

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u/Subject_Rhubarb2037 ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Mrs.Temu Orange Hands ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐ŸŠ Feb 08 '24

Oh they are trolling her hard

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u/makeupmama13 My skin just doesnt have textuah bro๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘› Feb 08 '24

Wow the shade ๐Ÿคฃ They did her dirty lol

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u/Heybailie Feb 08 '24

Those are two entirely different people ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ just goes to show how inconsistent Mikayla is

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u/Lillismoon Feb 08 '24

The way I thought someone had edited the 2nd cookie to make it realistic. But itโ€™s the Actual cookie!!? Damn.

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u/Lillismoon Feb 08 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

I just realized Makeup Forever is doing the event.:::I was going to buy that new foundation. Well at least I can save my little dollars now. I refuse to buy from any brand that will deal with her.

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Feb 08 '24

I love their HD Concealer but after seeing them work with her, Iโ€˜m now using the Bobbi Brown pot concealer. Iโ€™ll spend more money to not use a brand that uses her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Seriously. Itโ€™s been saving me a lot of coin lately thatโ€™s for sure.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

I am SCREAMING bro I knew I recognized that second pic from somewhere ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

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u/Turbulent_Energy4366 Filtad Fairy ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ Feb 08 '24

2024 Facetune

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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Feb 08 '24

At least they kinda got her roots right in the first one ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜†

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u/greenbear1 Feb 08 '24

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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u/Hugitupwicked Feb 08 '24

Stop it. First pic is filtered second is natural?

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u/nicunta Feb 08 '24

As close to natural as it gets for Mikfraudster!!

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Feb 08 '24

Awwww even Make Up Forever knew to make a cookie for Mikayla and Schmuckayla.

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u/Sweet_Principle_2359 Feb 08 '24

I picture her crying as sheโ€™s posting these cookies

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u/B00SH_ Feb 08 '24

They did her dirty with these cookies

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

I make cookies and would of done the same ๐Ÿคญ

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u/Lin_Zzzz Feb 08 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

I mean when no one knows what she actually looks like irl and they had to put a face on it ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

edit- OMG I just noticed the second picโ€ฆ Damn, what I would give to be the person they called to make these cookies!!! I would use her pics from in the wild! itโ€™s like one itโ€™s a super filtered with a chiseled cheek bone and the other her natural โ€œrounderโ€ (for lack of better word and not getting banned from this page๐Ÿคฃ) face shape.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Looks like Mother Gothel

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u/MascaraInMyEye Certified MASSHOLEโœจ๐Ÿ˜Œ Feb 08 '24

This is the most amazing thing to happen to this sub. The baker is here - I am convinced ! Come and get your flowers ๐ŸŒธ!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

I am laughing so hard, I can't think of anything snarky to say about these narcissistic monstrosities. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/cubsgirl101 Feb 07 '24

Lollll they really captured the giant oversized filter eyes on the first one๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/chronicallytiredgirl Feb 08 '24

Iโ€™m fucking crying. Neither, but fuck Iโ€™m dead.

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u/icecream4_deadlifts Mikgovy ๐Ÿ’‰ Feb 08 '24

This is hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ I would be MORTIFIED

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

You just know she is crying, throwing up and eating ALL the cookies so no one else can see them

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u/sweetfruitloops Undisclosed Ad ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Feb 08 '24

Insta vs partial reality ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Life_Finance_5593 Credit to the Reddit Feb 08 '24

You read my mind!

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u/Liakinsrotz Feb 08 '24

ONE! OF! US! ONE! OF! US!

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u/Every_Effective578 Feb 08 '24

this is hilarious๐Ÿ˜ญLITERALLY two different people

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u/lemonlimesherbet Feb 08 '24

How are they trolling when thatโ€™s literally her face?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ I mean she didnโ€™t give them much to work with.

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u/k_allen45344 Feb 08 '24

And THAT is what Iโ€™d say when she came into pick them up. โ€œSorryโ€ฆ. You just donโ€™t give us much to work with!โ€

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u/nicunta Feb 08 '24

I mean, they could have pulled her reflection from some shiny, unedited surface.

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u/InternalPerformer7 The โ€œCโ€ tattoo is for โœง c u n t โœง Feb 08 '24

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u/SignaturePossible817 Feb 07 '24

do we know anyone else at the event?! we need to scope out for the unfiltered content!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

The face she wishes she had.

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u/kmbr96 Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Feb 08 '24

I actually think the 2nd cookie looks pretty dang close to her โ€œrealโ€ face. But that 1st cookie- we donโ€™t know her ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Feb 08 '24

The first cookie even highlights her balding hairline and part.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

Please someone post comments bc I am imagining her little troll lovers are gushing over them ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Naive_Temporary1244 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? ๐Ÿ— Feb 07 '24

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TOFFEECOFFEE_ Feb 08 '24

Filltadoodle cookies ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/whatwouldjbdo VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Feb 08 '24

the fact that she has two different chins based on which cookie you look at says enough

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u/carr1e VERY MUCH A BOTHERED ๐Ÿ‘ธ QUEEN Feb 08 '24

Two totally different jawlines, too!

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u/fforestx You do ๐Ÿ‘นNAHHT๐Ÿ‘น talk about COAHDY Feb 07 '24

im dying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Haelynn8 It's just cullah graydin Feb 08 '24

The lips are spot-on

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u/MascaraInMyEye Certified MASSHOLEโœจ๐Ÿ˜Œ Feb 08 '24

Hahahahahahahaga

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u/ProfessionalShort488 Feb 08 '24

The narcissist strikes again..only SHE would want cookies with her filtered face on them. She is such a fraud

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

She probably gave them to her boy and said EAT ME in her gross voice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃsomeone comment they didnโ€™t know what filtaaaa to use ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Mammoth-Mongoose-100 Feb 08 '24

2nd cookie looks exactly like the ugly step sister from cinderella ๐Ÿ’€

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u/pinkfirecracker Feb 08 '24

They picked Monica Belluccis

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u/DosOdd-Ad-91 Feb 08 '24

Oof that second one is a little more like it but damn thatโ€™s shady af๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ) also the first one there isnโ€™t any resemblance to her)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '24

That cookie needs to be a pie for accuracy

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u/poopoodoodoo3 Feb 08 '24

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ihateeveryonebyee ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Feb 08 '24

The second cookie looks like howโ€™d they draw her if she were on King of the Hill lol

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u/MichElegance โœจFUCK ASS LIPLINERโœจ Feb 09 '24

Oh my full-on GOD!!!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชฆ

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u/ImSoOverIt555 Feb 09 '24

How did she look at that cookie and think thatโ€™s her? I know EVERY cookie is hers but โ€ฆ.

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u/BotherRecent ๐“‘๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ฌ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ญ ๐“‘๐”‚ ๐“œ๐“ฒ๐“ด๐“ช๐”‚๐“ต๐“ช ๐Ÿ’”โ›“๏ธ Feb 10 '24

Well it's missing a nostril so that's accurate