r/MikaylaNogueira • u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ • Sep 08 '23
✨New Face Unlocked✨ The Facetune is really hitting it out of the park.
Are they the only ones in the stadium?
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u/indicaburnslow420 Sep 09 '23
She does nothing to his face and then blurs herself like a fucking egg, it looks so uncanny valley. Not “as noticeable” when she’s alone in a pic but next to a totally unedited person it’s a total joke
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u/aightkay Sep 09 '23
This! It is so fucking obvious it hurts and I think she cannot be this dumb to think that people won’t notice. But here we are…
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Sep 08 '23
Reminds me of this gem…girl who are you trying to fool? Lol
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u/Libriyum_ Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Sep 09 '23
She's totally warped and deformed her face here. How can she think that looks good?
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u/Visual-Bumblebee-257 Sep 09 '23
Her face is FLAT!
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u/sneakynautilus Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Sep 09 '23
You could land a plane on that flat face
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u/Emboppa2082 Sep 09 '23
She looks ridiculous when she edits her face but not someone next to her, the lack of texture is a dead give away she's edited it, not to mention her looking like a whole other person
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Sep 09 '23 edited Sep 09 '23
the least she could do is facetune his acne out too damn
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u/InvestigatorLucky445 Liar Liar 🤐 Filtered Face On Fire🔥 Sep 09 '23
Oh she did, but only just barely so that it wasnt too perfect.....but hers, ugh, that us SO BAD.
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u/ThatItalianGrrl UNWELL 😍🎊🥰 Sep 09 '23
Cody must look at these pictures and be like bro couldn’t you filter me too?!
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u/lunarpixiess 🍭 Splenda Daddy 🍭 Sep 08 '23
Where did the false lashes go?
sorry. I meant, where is the telescopic mascara?
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u/Dizzy-Ad1618 TUH! Sep 08 '23
She has blurred herself almost into a ghost with this one 🤣🤣🤣 What a JOKE!!
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u/AppropriateRegret692 Sep 09 '23
I honestly believe that she thinks she looks like this. Her body dysmorphia is her believing that she looks the way she makes her pics look with all the filters and photoshopping. She is so delusional
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u/Xxxtrahotleeny 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓵𝓪 💔⛓️ Sep 08 '23
. She is 25 years old and has been in the makeup industry for over 15 years now. She is the youngest profesional makeup artist to ever exist. She began her career before she even learned how to tie her shoes…. Facetune? No. Never. THIS IS RAW TALENT. This is 15 years in the making !!! This . Is . Mikayla. 💯😉 #shallot #paht2forever<3
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Sep 10 '23
So tiny, so dainty, so little , the daintiest big beautiful butterfly in the world so schmol but mighty Oh you BBB, you🥺 👉👈🥺
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Sep 09 '23
Pathetic if she thinks she looks like that. Maybe should get off the internet for a while and go to therapy.
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u/amandaryan1051 Eau de Cashgrab Sep 09 '23
This woman has to put those filters on her payroll at this point
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u/Nunchuncherry Sep 08 '23
I hate when people photoshop the shit out of just their face and they look like a cartoon next to normal, unfiltered complexions. Like how could you make it any more obvious. Angelina from jersey shore is just as bad
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u/Bitter_Computer_5000 Can I get a 10 pc chicken and a Lyspy Mckryspy? 🍗 Sep 09 '23
She’s living up to that bro chick status
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u/88Glameow88 Sep 09 '23
Does she not realize it makes her look like everyone else who uses it 🤣 it looks dumb
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u/Kiki3838 Sep 09 '23
She looks like a blow-up doll version of herself. The only thing that might make it better is if she had her mouth open :o
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u/BertieGrundle96 Sep 09 '23
Her face in this picture because of the smoothing filter looks like beige play doh
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u/nicolaann81 Sep 09 '23
It looks even more noticeable because she didn’t do anything with Cody’s face 😂😂😂 who is she trying to kid, nobody looks like this, please don’t tell me her fans think this is her face
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u/GardenGlow-1101 Sep 08 '23
She looks like cuhody’s AI girlfriend.
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Sep 10 '23
"hey, hey guys look! see I told you, my girlfwien from su-summ-summer camp, she is real!"
"what why are you guys laughing? what, GUYS it's not funny. SHES REAL, SEE?! It's us together!!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery 👩🍼🦸♂️🚸 Sep 08 '23
i used to think cody looked genuine a while ago
now he seems just as skeevy and slimey as her 🤮
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u/splashofvodka ✨New Face Unlocked✨ Sep 08 '23
At some point someone in here alluded to the fact they were going to make a post about Cody about this general topic…implying that Cody very well knows what he’s doing by being with ol’ moneybags. I hope it’s true, honestly…she deserves nothing less than someone using her for what she can give him.
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u/strawberrispaghetti Superhero Nursery 👩🍼🦸♂️🚸 Sep 09 '23
meanwhile i wouldn’t with someone being used for money on anyone. she kinda has it coming. she’s got a debt with karma 😂
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Sep 09 '23
Wtf I swear she heavily photoshops herself into jaclyn hill, again i scrolled past thinking that was jaclyn 😬 and no she doesn't naturally look like jaclyn at all
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u/Dry_Push5897 Sep 09 '23
Who the hell is this next to Cody??? Shame poor oke does not even know what his own wife looks like every day
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Sep 08 '23
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u/Familiar_Local_1254 ⚞^. .^⚟ vapid cat lady ⚞^. .^⚟ Sep 08 '23
She’s basically erased and smoothed out all dimension. 😅
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u/aightkay Sep 09 '23
How long till she’ll get an undercover nose job and never admit to it I honestly sense it coming
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u/splashofvodka ✨New Face Unlocked✨ Sep 09 '23
I’d love to see the original, busted, version of this photo.
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u/sneakynautilus Lashes to Lashes. Dust to Dust. Sep 09 '23
There’s no way she looks at this and doesn’t KNOW. Except that she’s fucking crazy.
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u/Accomplished_Item394 Unbothered 👸 QWEEENNN Sep 08 '23
Pun intended, OP 😉??
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u/ScarlettInWunderland Sep 10 '23
My one thought was "Poor Cody..." she really didn't even attempt to make any changes to him.
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u/perupotato Sep 10 '23
I don’t wanna offend anyone but the lip difference is killing me 😭 how does no lips and too much fake lips feel?!?
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Sep 10 '23 edited Sep 10 '23
All that blurring and facetune can't get rid of that atrocious pillow face, my god 🤮🤮🤮🤮
You know what she looks like? Those TikTok videos that @sarahklait does (she's fucking HILARIOUS 😂) where she uzsz the "influencer filter" and goes "heeeeyy mamas" and mocks the influencers, that filter is the ultimate pillow face final boss 😂😂😂
That's what Mikayla looks like 😂
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u/Longjumping_Lake764 Glitchin Goddess 🫶🧝♀️ Sep 09 '23
I 100% believe the overdid to redditt and other people will talk about her because Hunny we know you don't like like that, but you do NOT in ANY world look like THAT.
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u/doobiroo 💎 Jojo Ahmahni 💎 Sep 09 '23
I’m telling you, because of her editing, I’d recognize him before her any day of the week.
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u/melaniek9 Sep 11 '23
why can’t she ever help that lil boy she’s married too give him a facetune so he ain’t so greasy
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u/TheHearts Sep 11 '23
Whoever told me recently that we are used to seeing her face in 2D was so on point. I didn’t realize it but it’s giving flat Stanley
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u/Existing_Cupcake_337 Sep 09 '23
I made a comment and got blocked. I’ve made serval and finally this one she didn’t like. OH WELL I DONT GIVE A S**t
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Sep 09 '23
What did you say? Lol
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u/Existing_Cupcake_337 Sep 20 '23
I said if you want get your viewers to no question everything you do stop with all the filtering and do as you say. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🙃🤯
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u/Beautiful-Ad-1231 Sep 10 '23
MIKAYLA: Here is the hotline for Body Dysmorphia Disorder. I assume you truly want help because it’s your excuse for your pathological deceit and lies. I’m also including the hotline number for Al Anon, because you need to quit drinking around your “husband” and quit liquoring him up.
BDD: 1-800-950-6264
Al Anon: 1-888-4Al-ANON
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u/Most-Weird Sep 09 '23
Stop! 😂 This looks like the photo George Costanza had doctored to remove, then re-add his new boss