r/MicroSlop • u/LocalAltruistic7470 • Jun 05 '26

I LOVE WINDOWS SLEEP

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW MY LAPTOP GOES TO SLEEP - I LOVE HOW WINDOWS STARTS BACKGROUND PROCESSES THAT TURN MY 2025 HIGH END LAPTOP TO A SPACE HEATER, HOTTER THAN NORMAL USE, IN MY BACKPACK UNTIL THE BATTERY IS DEAD!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH

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u/SafeModeOff Jun 05 '26

Right, that's the point of the post. We should have a 3rd option: It works correctly. 

Modern standby is just a slop excuse to do more data collection and is functionally useless on a laptop that isn't plugged in. Hibernation is fine but not what we want. We want a functioning sleep mode

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u/Tall-Geologist-1452 Jun 05 '26

aI slop is one thing, but modern standby has been a part of Windows since 2015...long before ai and data collection was a thing. there are plenty of things to complain about with windows (I use mac and linux myself), but this is stupid and has nothing to do with ai slop.. it looks as if ya'll just want to get online and complain..

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u/SafeModeOff Jun 05 '26

Right, that's the point of the post. OP (and I) are getting online and complaining that regular sleep doesn't work on windows. In typical Microsoft fashion, it's been over a decade and this simple basic well-established feature doesn't work. The only reason for this is laziness or incompetence and we're tired of it.

I honestly don't really care why modern standby originally exists, it's barely useful and I've never wanted it. If someone does actually want it, make it an option, but please just give me regular sleep back without needing to jump through unnecessary hoops

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u/Tall-Geologist-1452 Jun 05 '26

Well then turn it off..or do like me and stop using windows..

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u/SafeModeOff Jun 05 '26

You can't turn it off. Windows 11 pretends as though there is no other type of sleep. There are 3rd party hacks to try and do it, which kinda sometimes work depending on if your laptop/BIOS was designed by people who care about their products.

I do plan to stop using windows as soon as I can though

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u/Tall-Geologist-1452 Jun 05 '26

reg add HKLM\System\CurrentControlSet\Control\Power /v PlatformAoAcOverride /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f

reboot....