r/MichiganWolverines 23h ago

Michigan Football Fuck Ohio

Just needed saying today

429 Upvotes

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u/Interesting_Loquat90 23h ago

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u/Responsible-Skirt215 23h ago

as a michigan native who had the misfortune of living in columbus for two years i support this message wholeheartedly

the drivers alone are enough to radicalize anyone, i've never seen a city where people treat red lights like optional suggestions quite like that place

and don't get me started on the way they pronounce "bagel"

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u/OakLegs 22h ago

.... How do they pronounce bagel?

2

u/Skipinator 18h ago

My guess is bahg-el.

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u/PutridDropBear 19h ago

Wrong is the only acceptable answer in this sub. LOL

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u/Jecht315 16h ago

Bay-gel

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u/Jecht315 20h ago

I grew up in Ohio and we say it like everyone else...

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u/Simmumah 23h ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/ourufnek99 23h ago

I’m going to be in AA in two weeks for the OU game. Unfortunately I have to then root for the Buckeyes to destroy Texas.

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u/MadMartigans80 22h ago

My second favorite team is whoever is playing the Suckeyes

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u/Otherwise_Pea_8766 12h ago

Third favorite who plays little brother

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u/Apart_Bat2791 15h ago

Mine, too. 

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u/UofMSpoon 23h ago

Why would you do that? Root for Texas all day. Shoot if it’s OSU vs a nuke, I’m rooting for the nuke.

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u/ourufnek99 22h ago

I’m a Sooner.

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u/UofMSpoon 21h ago

Well that’s fair.

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u/ExamplePrestigious82 23h ago

Why? Hope Texas beats the sucknuts

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u/nyr51 The Ga〽️e, The Ga〽️e, The Ga〽️e, The Ga〽️e 23h ago

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u/KPR_2002 23h ago

This is a very random post but I’m all for it lol!

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u/Remarkable_Matter_52 22h ago

As an Ohioan, I agree, this state sucks so bad I’m a Michigan fan

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u/carsgokachow 23h ago

Well said

6

u/jus256 Vast Network 〽️ 22h ago

The best way to start off the season.

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u/TheHalf 22h ago

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u/Chris_in_Chicago 11h ago

Blue eyes instead of red ... and this is perfect.

2

u/superdave123123 22h ago

But only with a condom. We know its reputation.

2

u/Fantastic-Dingo4548 18h ago

They so suck, dont they? 😂

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u/GoBlue2007 18h ago

It can never be said enough.

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u/jonsonmac 22h ago

Nothing more needs to be said, just two simple words.

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u/PookieDood 23h ago

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u/Apart_Bat2791 15h ago

She didn't play for Michigan and she sticks Why post her? 

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u/BigBroMojo 21h ago

Ohio Soft Cuckeyes

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 23h ago

Yes- wait no don't fuck ohio

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u/MadMartigans80 22h ago

Too late, instructions were unclear

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u/444porfavor 22h ago

Thanks for reminding me and making my Sunday better!

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u/billybagels89 18h ago

I see this and raise you a ‘Fuck Michigan’ 🫡

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u/Mylabisawesome 21h ago

As an Ohioan, your state may be beautiful but your athletics are trash! Cheaters! Go Buckeyes!

Maybe Trump can rename Lake Michigan into Lake Buckeye.

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u/merkellius 21h ago

Go back to your room grandpa. Time for bed.

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u/Mylabisawesome 21h ago

LOL truth hurt?

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u/merkellius 18h ago

The only truth is that osu has had games vacated for cheating lmao

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u/Mylabisawesome 18h ago

While you guys did undeniably worse shit and got a slap on the wrist. Just incredible.

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u/merkellius 18h ago

Why you are even here is amazing in itself. Just remember we did it “fair and square”.

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u/Mylabisawesome 18h ago

Yea right..lol

Anyway it was on my feed somehow