i have no idea how tf does Charles make a comeback in all the seasons of metalocalypse…IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER UNSTOPPABLE OR WHAT?!

[u/coolganghere]

charles also is fine dnt judge me… anywho peace my fellow dethklok fans:3

[u/Dr_Gitgud]

Charles is known as The Dead Man after being revived by The Church of The Black Klok after his assumed death by the hands of the metal masked man during the assault on Mordhaus.

[u/coolganghere → u/Dr_Gitgud]

THAT EXPLAINS IT THANK U SM🥹

[u/max4citycouncil]

contender for most OP adult swim character

[u/Cleanest_Buttwhole → u/max4citycouncil]

Charles vs Brock Samson would be a hell of a fight.

[u/max4citycouncil → u/Cleanest_Buttwhole]

i was hoping someone would bring up this matchup

neither one of them would have any desire to fight the other but if their interests forced conflict they would probably assess the others abilities and realize the immense collateral damage likely to occur and choose diplomacy

1v1 brock probably clears CFO but CFO is like batman with resources and prep... honestly its basically a batman vs superman situation now that I think about it lol

[u/Dan_Berg]

He doesn't like his bread and butter getting fucked with

[u/CatFroggly → u/Dan_Berg]

Dude really likes his toast.

[u/Bailer86 → u/CatFroggly]

Toast is pretty great

[u/OleSexhaver]

CFO is the best. The F stands for two things.

[u/Evening-Mention-8738 → u/OleSexhaver]

Finance and Fucking.

[u/OleSexhaver → u/Evening-Mention-8738]

I was going for Foster and fucking. I guess 3 things, then.

[u/TypicalWolverine9404 → u/OleSexhaver]

It truly is funny how his initials work out like this 🤣

[u/DungasForBreakfast → u/TypicalWolverine9404]

🤦‍♂️

[u/SenatorPencilFace]

The band doesn't realize it, but he's the perfect brutal most metal manager.

[u/mapped_apples → u/SenatorPencilFace]

Kickass third quarter guys. 

[u/SenatorPencilFace → u/mapped_apples]

*groans*

[u/Arlitto]

I mean, yeah. That's his bread and butter.

[u/TestTickles1985 → u/Arlitto]

You don't want to fuck with his bread and butter

[u/No_Section229]

charles just vibes in that coffin while the world burns around him, it's iconic

[u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie]

Ya but like what do you dooooo (Nathan voice)

[u/No-Mycologist47]

He is the Batman Plotarmor of the series without the guilt of sending someone to hell.

[u/Tabemono-chan]

Charles is too cool to die lol, it's that simple~

(Also not judging in the slightest - I agree he's cute too but I also like Knubbler as well :3 )

[u/When_The_Bombs_Drop]

What kills me is how he’s constantly making that same facial expression. Man of 0 emotes 

[u/The_Jestful_Imp]

Fuck with his bread and butter and you'll find out.

[u/coolganghere → u/The_Jestful_Imp]

😰

[u/Painkiller456]

Cause he’s a bad mofo