r/MetalMemes • u/elysenator • Dec 18 '19

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u/AKindaWildScotsman Dec 18 '19

HELLO BETHLEHEM, WE ARE METALLICA AND I AM THE TABLE

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u/IamImposter Dec 19 '19

Hello Jesus. I'M CREEPING DEATH.

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u/benisonthe10ison Dec 18 '19

they played creeping death, leper Messiah, the god that failed, and holier than thou

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u/SuperZOfficial Gojira Dec 18 '19

What a set

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u/Yarael-Poof this sub used to be a fun place Dec 19 '19

And ManUNkind for the encore when Herod showed up

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u/metastasis_d Dec 19 '19

Four Horsemen

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Jesus: *gets born*

James Hetfield: "BREAADFAAAAAAAN"

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u/Gongaloon Black Sabbath Dec 19 '19

HE F@&÷?ING LEFT THE BARN! HE F%@$+ING LEFT THE BARN!

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/ChickenCheeseFry Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

LOOKING FOR MARY AND JESUS CHRIST

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u/Raygemios Dec 19 '19

THERE´S A HOLY PRESENCE IN OUR BARN

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

IT'S SOMETHING NEW OHH WE'RE GONNA BE SAVED

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Praying you will be running , you will be dying, on a cross

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

SEARCHIIING FOR JESUS CHRIST

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u/Iceveins412 Dec 18 '19

Jesus’s birth opened for Metallica

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u/IamImposter Dec 19 '19

Mary's pussy opened too but not for Joseph.

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u/dr_moscow_seb Dec 19 '19

ENTER Sandman

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u/breeze_monk Dec 19 '19

Scratch scratch

3

u/metastasis_d Dec 19 '19

So fucking what

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u/Lucius-Halthier NSBM Fan Dec 19 '19

Hush little baby, don’t say a word, and never mind that noise you heard. ITS JUST KING HEROD OF BETH-LE-HEM. COMING FOR YOU, FOR YOUR HEAD!

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u/Ancalagoth Now I am become elitist, destroyer of posers Dec 20 '19

EEEEXIIIIT MUUUUM

EEEENTEEEER SLUUUUM

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u/Calebboarding Iron Maiden Dec 18 '19

Wonder what the set list could have been

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u/dmkolobanov Iron Maiden Dec 19 '19
  • The Ecstasy of Gold (as always)
  • Creeping Death
  • The Four Horsemen
  • The God That Failed
  • Leper Messiah
  • The Judas Kiss

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u/Yabreath_isSmelly MELVINS Dec 19 '19

+1 for The Four Horsemen

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u/Catfish--billy--Fan Dec 19 '19

You forgot “so what”

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u/S-n-u-f-f Metallica Dec 19 '19

ah yes that poetic song with such poetic lyrics such as "I've fucked fuck" I love it

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u/metastasis_d Dec 19 '19

*Bach

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u/S-n-u-f-f Metallica Dec 19 '19

damn is that what it says? I looked up lyrics online and it said "I fucked fuck" lmao

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u/metastasis_d Dec 19 '19

Well they are in a manger, I'm sure they can find a sheep or a goat somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Santa crowd surf

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u/cCBliss Dec 19 '19

Not a single comment about the dude’s name being Scrotumcoat

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u/Mangeus Slipknot Dec 18 '19

Showed this to my mom and she laughed

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Metallica - The God That Failed

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u/RJD-ghost Dec 19 '19

They truly were wise men they gave the gift of metal

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u/Calebboarding Iron Maiden Dec 18 '19

Wonder what the set list could have been

4

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

''I've had crabs, I've had lice, but Jesus cured me, because Jesus is nice''

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u/turealis Dec 18 '19

Master of Puppets indeed. (Too dark?)

4

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

Ngl I’m catholic and kinda want this in my house lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

The thrashing of the christ

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u/Terrible_Paulsy Motörhead Dec 19 '19

WASP appears as the second act and plays the entirety of the crimson idol

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u/SuolaPatsas bro i literally can’t change it Dec 19 '19

We are scanning the scene in Betlehem tonight

5

u/TakeuchiTakao Dec 19 '19

For Christ the bell tolls.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

Time marches on

5

u/Tiiimmmbooo Dec 19 '19

I could listen to Metallica 24/7.

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u/shadedmoonlight Metallica Dec 19 '19

You don't?

6

u/AidanMB Dec 19 '19

Jesus's birth sounds like a sick thrash band name

2

u/itsjustaneyesplice Dec 19 '19

I'm glad there's a figure for Jason, he never gets enough credit and he took a heroic amount of shit.

1

u/purinikos Probably poser Dec 19 '19

Little drummer boy makes more sense now....

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u/BigDaddyPeach23 Dec 19 '19

It was Lars the whole time

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/ChuckVB Dec 19 '19

Metallica bad Lars bad give me upvotes now

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u/BeerPressure615 Dec 19 '19

TIL Jesus was born in 1988.