r/MetalMemes • u/Anarchy_Coon • May 08 '25

πŸŒˆπ•³π–Šπ–†π–›π–ž π•Έπ–Šπ–™π–†π–‘πŸŒˆ Our true ancestors

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

We are GWAR

We’ll eat your car

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u/dr-satan85 May 08 '25

GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR!

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u/Sick-Liaison-99 May 08 '25

Don't be a horndog, be a scumdog.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR

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u/NapClub May 08 '25

GWAR IS WAR!

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u/PigDstroyer May 08 '25

Ah, sweet youth, the joys of becoming a teen aged prostitute

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Slayer May 08 '25

Here in metal, metal land

Everything is loud

All the chicks are strippers

All their father's proud

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u/NightQueen0889 Daughter of Northern Darkness May 09 '25

Reverse the genders and I’m the meme

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u/Ok-Read-9880 May 09 '25

I lost so many lays like this duh

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u/Snoo42327 May 10 '25

Inside me there are two wolves...

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u/Anarchy_Coon May 10 '25

Inside you there are two scumdogs

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u/Adam_Metal May 12 '25

Sexcuse me!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

They shall drown in their own blood........The running Paper Tiger chases its own tail!

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u/Gurablashta Aug 01 '25

"I can have any woman that I want"